Friday, November 25, 2011

Huntin with FRANCINE

YOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO HI Everybuddy.... It's ME Frankie's Cussin FRANCINE... With my own Puppy... Little Ernestine who is Little Ernie's Cussin... from West Furginia. Remember US???? WELL, WE surely did SHOCK Cussin Frankie Yesterday... He FAINTED when he SAW that it was his BELOVED CUSSIN FRANCINE Barkin at his door... ALONG with my PUPPY ERNESTINE... WELL, After everybuddy got to know Everybuddy and found out all about the impawtant stuffs ..... Like how we are all related and stuffs like that... the PEEPS started going all OOOOOOOH look at Little Ernestine and OH Cussin FRANCINE... YOU LOOK MAHVELOUS and stuffs like that. THEN we got down to the Bidness of EATIN and Pee Mail Checkin and Nappin and stuffs.. AND THEN....
I took Frankie's DAD.... Ol' Sure Shot off to the side and told him that I.. FRANCINE was gonna go Deer Huntin with the guys.. After he recovered from HIS faint... everythingy was all set up.
I had to PROVE that I had BOTH CAMO and Hunter (no shoot me) Orange to wear. Can you believe that?? Well, I fooled THEM... I came PAWpared..
SEE??? Here I am in my Camo DRESS and this is my little Ernestine Helping me get all ready to go this morning....... before the butt crack of day light, I might add. AND... speakin of BUTTS... Doesn't little ERNESTINE have a cute little butt? She LOVES the color LILAC so I got her a Lilac collar and let her borrow one of MY OLD Dresses and even a Lilac BOW fur her tail.
Here Ernestine is helpin me get my huntin stuffs Adjusted.
Ernestine was all worried about me going away from her butt I told her she could go take a nice nap with little ERNIE. she was really happy about that.

I could NOT stand the thought of havin all those... Camo and hunter orange thingys on... without a splash of BLING... So I had Ernestine help me with one of my Feather Boas.
Nice Touch , don't you think? I had to wear an Orange Tutu thingy under my camo dress...Gotta keep the back end safe too you know.
So... here I am... all Decked out and READY... Where are those MEN Folks???
Ernestine and I Both looked around fur them.
Sheeeeeesh... they were still drinkin Coffee...
I told Ernie and Ernestine and Frankie to get em up and MOVIN.
WHEW.... I might FAINT from the HEAT... THESE Camo Dresses are VERY MUCH INSULATED.
Speakin of those thingys.... BE HONEST NOW....does my camo dress make my butt look big????
A Huntin We Will Go.... A Huntin We Will Go..... I hope I can sniff out a BIG DEER!
Love you ALL,
Frankie's Cussin... FRANCINE... THE MIGHTY DACHSHUND HUNTRESS and her puppy Ernestine.

22 comments:

Ruby and Penny said...

Francine you look gorgous all decked out in camo. Be safe & have fun hunting.
Love Ruby & Penny

Max the Quilt Cat said...

So cute. Loved the fashion show...

Have a great day.

pawhugs, Max

Finn said...

OMD, I love the orange tutu!

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Francine, you certainly look ready to HUNT. Have fun and be safe.

Rubie said...

How come we never see all four of your in the same photo?????

The thick plottens!!

;-)

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Rubie said...

I meant to say - "all four of you"

Paws got excited on the keyboard, Rubie

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

BOL. Mom just about lost her tea this morning - Francine - you just crack us up.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Hee hee....You guys are just to cute!! Francine you be careful out there.

Aunt Tina & Chris gots a new doggie named Hoppy Sue. Ya gotta come over later and see her....she is adorable!!

{{{huggies}}......Mona
Siff ya later.....Weenie

Douglas said...

BOL Francine! You are one funny doggie. And little Ernestine is a cutie. Have fun hunting!

Rooooo!
Douglas

euthymic said...

We think you will be an exquisite addition to the forest. The camo shirt and the lace skirt will make every creature think you're a pretty flower.

Now mom is tying ribbons to our tails:(

Mocha Barney, Ashley Pumpernickel and Winniechurchill

Minnie and Mack said...

Hey Francine! You look great in the huntin' outfit. And, of course not, your but looks awesome. Can't wait to hear how the huntin' went.

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

HoundDogMom said...

We thinks it is the orange tutu that is making the backside look a little like a pumpkin butt. BOL Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Mr. Pip said...

Ruh roh, I sure hope you don't scare away the deer. They might smell your perfume and take off - I think maybe I can smell it all the way out here!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: No, your butt does not look big in your orange tutu!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Francine....mee brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) says you jus' look all cuddly cute in your huntin' gear!

Hap-Pee Huntin!

Mango said...

Methinks somebody better instruct Erniestien on the art of dressing. She looks a bit nekked almost in some of those photos.

Slobbers,
Mango

sprinkles said...

Wow, I just can't get over how much you and Ernestine look just like Frankie and Ernie!!!

I wish we could've seen a picture of the four of you together.

I hope you had a good time and your camo dress does NOT make your butt look big! It still looks nice and cute! The tutu is adorable.

Two French Bulldogs said...

now we have seen it all, BOL...momma is making snorting noises again
Benny & Lily

Teddy said...

You look so good in your camo gear!!

scotsmad said...

Somehow deer huntin' in a boa and tutu sounds like trouble.....just sayin'

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh Francine you look pawsome in your camo. I thinks that your butt looks just fine too!

I hopes that you helped and gots a 87 point buck!

woos, Tessa

Sagira said...

You gals sure are dressed very nice and ready to go hunting. I hope you brought back a big deer today.

ps. Was good to see you guys. Bokeh is excited he gets to come out tomorrow.

Oskar said...

The tutu makes it perfect!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar