FURST.... I gotta tell you that you need to hop over to SARGE'S BLOG ... beclaws BOY HOWDY does he EVER have a COOL DROOL thingy to SHOW YOU!!!
NOW that you are BACK......
So like I have been sayin.... I miss my FURENDS and I am thinkin about the days gettin SHORTER and DARKER and COLDER and I got to gettin REALLY feeling lonely and BLUE.
So I sat my mom and dad down a while back and said... I need a new furend and I am a very much responsible guy. I am married and have stayed totally faithful and loving to my wives, Ruby and Penny. I am the Mayor of Blogville and I have TRIED to serve everybuddy the right way. I am MATURE enough and I think I am ready to take on even MORE responsibility. And I want a PUPPY!
Well, we talked it all over and I (Frankie Furter) was able to talk them into letting me get my very own puppy. THEN we had to make PLANS. We found the right puppy and then we had to go pick him up. THAT is what we did... WAY BACK on OCTOBER 15th.. BUTT I had to keep it a Secret ... UNTIL I COULD PROVE TO MOM AND DAD THAT I REALLY COULD AND WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM AND TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM AND TEACH HIM STUFFS. I also had to chews the PERFECT NAME fur my Furst Ever Puppy!
ALSO... we had to take him to my Dawgtor fur a check up... just to be SURE that my mom had NOT missed some hidden flaw or somethingy like that... AND to get his SHOTs caught up and his Heartworm medicine set up and..... to have him MICROCHIPPED. Well we did that on OCTOBER 19th.. I told him that the Microchip would hurt a little bit butt that it was fur his own good.. HE was really Brave and only cried fur like 87 seconds. Not bad fur a TEENY TINY GUY.
AND then I told him that beclaws he was BRAVE I would take him to my FAVORITE STORE... PetSmart fur a new TOY and a new Walkin Harness. HE loved that place.. I showed him all over the WHOLE store! HE was very very much Good.
NOW here is some inpawtant stuffs about my new puppy.
DOB August 5, 2011 (Sarge... check out that Date!)
Gotcha Day October 15, 2011 (Weight 2.75 pounds)
Age ... 11 Weeks Old
NAME: Ernest von Schnitzel (ERNIE)
Color: Red with Black Overlay
Breed: Long haired Dachshund (of course)
NOW, I would like to let you see MY new PUPPY... Ernie. Beclaws I am very VERY much PROUD of him. I'm just sayin.
Dr. Husty and his helper lady... checkin Ernie's Microchip fur placement and stuffs. Dr. Husty said that I had REALLY picked a GRRRREAT Puppy... No Problems seen. OUR Dawgtor said Ernie was PERFECT>>>> WHEW!!
HERE's Ernie sittin on My Pumpkin... I had my dad sit close so he wouldn't fall and get hurt. HURRY..mom... I gotta get Ernie off of there.. Safety FURST!!
HERE is an Up Close pic of MY PUPPY... He will never have REALLY REALLY long furs like I do... butt that will make it easier fur me to keep him groomered and stuffs.
He will never be BIG BIG BIG like I am either... I weigh 10.25 pounds.... Of ALL MUSCLE..... you know.
THIS is a picture of me with my puppy (did I tell you that I call him ERNIE?) at Petsmart.. right after leaving the Dawgtor's office. I was soooooo proud of how Ernie listened to me and followed me around the store... he didn't even BEG fur EVERY toy and TREAT in the store!!! CAN you Believe that? This is the ONE and Only Toy that he asked fur. He is taking very much good care of it... in FACT... he is taking very much good care of all of MY toys too... so I am letting him play with any of them that he wants to play with!!! Ernie is very good... except fur ONE THINGY....
I will admit that he IS havin a little bit of trouble learning where to pee and poop... butt he is REALLY TRYIN!!!
I kept this a SECRET... I only told my VERY much SPECIAL furends who pawmised to keep my secret.. I needed to ask them some impawtant Puppy Trainin Questions so they helped me out a whole ton. THANK YOU fur keepin my secret.
I even had to be Super Careful about takin pictures at the Circleville Pumpkin Show... so that Ernie would NOT be in any of the pictures ... and Spoil my Surprise and stuffs.
I wish you could have seen him THERE.... I was BURSTING with PRIDE... he Walked and Walked... and he let 87 bazillion peeps touch and hold him... and then when it was his NAP TIME... he got in my Walking Machine and mom pushed him around... butt peeps kept wakin him up... and I was worried that he might get Cranky... (which he NEVER DID DO) so after we ate our lunches and left some pee mails and stuffs ....I took the full responsibility... and said... MOM, DAD... I think that we should just call it a day... we don't want to make ERNIE be too tired and stuffs... he has learned how to walk in his new harness (PERFECTLY) and to walk around 87 bazillion people and not get stepped on... I think that is Enough fur him to learn in one day.
SEE... I am a RESPONSIBLE puppy owner!!!
SIGH... I have a PERFECT FUREND. I'm just sayin!!
PEE S.... last night my mom said I should take Ernie out to pee. I showed him what to do...butt he was playin with some leaves and stuffs.. when mom called us to come In... I went RIGHT AWAY.. to show Ernie that He should do that too... and he started to Follow me... BUTT then he TURNED AROUND.. RAN BACK TO THE GRASS AND ......... PEED... THEN he raced in after me!!! I think I am makin a LITTLE Pawgress with this Pee Trainin stuffs..