Friday, July 22, 2011

A Happy Birfday wish...

FURST... Today is my furend William the Scot's MOM's Birfday. William doesn't have a blog and has no way to say HAPPY BIRFDAY MOM... SOOOOO he asked that I (Frankie Furter) say it fur him.
Second... this is NOT a Joke... If you love hummingbirds and are feeding them during this HORRID HEAT... The sugar will start to FERMENT within 24 hours at these temps... SOOOOOOO please PLEASE Empty and put FRESH in EVERY DAY... Also the feeders should NOT be washed with Soap... to totally clean and remove any possible mold.. use a tablespoon of WHITE vinegar and a cup of clear water Shake it around in the feeder and then over all the parts. Then rinse again ...

Now... you all remember when Sagira and I had our Pressie Exchange... that Sprinkles set up. Remember??? We did it IN THE FURS at a Dawg Park in Columbus. Well Sagira gave me TONS of Wonderful Treats and Pressies.. including that GRRRRREAT Purple PAW Toe Matic TREAT Dispencer Egg thingy. WELL, I am Totally having Mad Love fur that... to the point that... I guess I was kinda drivin my mom and dad Nutsy CooCoo!!! I would Demand.. Ummm ASK to have it filled and then EMPTY it all out and only eat SOME of the stuffs... then SCREAM Ummmmm BEG to have it re filled... and I have been doing that about 87 times every night. AND guess what ELSE... I started REFUSING to eat ANYTHING that didn't come out of the Magic Paw Toe Matic Dispenser thingy. SOOOOOOOO my dad made THIS fur me...

See???? It is the same Concept... butt when the Egg gets empty I just move on to this Jar thingy that dad drilled Two holes in and Mom put a BLUE string on.. so that I can carry it around when I want to. I am havin a BLAST with BOTH the EGG and the Jar!! So then my mom got in the act and she took a CAT SUPper bottle and washed it and stuck one of my rope chewy thingys in it and dropped in some foods and NOW.. I have THREE PAW Toe Matic Treat dispenser thingys... and NOW... there is PEACE on my hill!!!

Cool Drool... Right??
Now Speaking of Cool .... I hope you all LISTENED to me last Freezing Cold Winter...

and Packed your Snow Lockers FULL of Snow... so that you can be NICE and Cool during this horrid HEAT WAVE!!!

PeeS... Ruby and Penny had like 107 degrees the other day... WAY up in CANADA... They are truly HAWT HOT DAWGS. MY poor sweltering SWEETIES.


Three Dogs Long said...

Here on the east coast of Canada....we are not getting the hot temperatures...can someone send them our way?? We've had nothing but cool, wet days...with an occassional sunny...but nothing like Ontario or NB. *sniff*

(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

PPS- Mama tried the humming bird feeder thiney...all we attracted was....ants!!!

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frank

Ruby and Penny said...


Morning Frank
Happy Birthday to William's mom.

We love your new treat dispensers but how will we ever go out to eat if all you eat from is those? Would you have to bring them?

Love ya and stay cool!!
Ruby & Penny

Mack said...

Your peeps are so inventive!
Thanks for the great advice for our hummer friends.
Mom had a hummer feeder that the birds never went to and she left it out for like three days cause she forgot about it. ANd when she finally remembered to take it in and wash it - she thought someone had POOPED in the house - it smelled THAT BAD!

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, here's a big happy happy barkday to William's mom! Hope she has a great year.
Boy, Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs did a grrreat job making your brain buster toys. They look like fun!
Stay cool, Cuzz!
Grr and a Sweltering Woof,
Sarge, COP

road-dog-tales said...

Those are super cool foodables dispensers, Frankie. Lucky for you that your Mom & Dad are so creative like that, eh? We thought it was hotter'n heck here in South Kackalacky but 107 in the frozen tundra of Canada???!!! That's insane! Canada IS all frozen tundra, right? BOL!

The Road Dogs

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Frankie - I think those brain buster nom dispensers made you so smart that you has so much informashuns about humming burds in your brain. How else would you know all of that? And you just keep getting more dispensers and making yourself smarter!

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

Happy Birfday to your friend, William!!!!!!!

Meowza, we didn't realize that about hummingbird feeders....thanks for the info, Darlin' Frankie.

Your Dad and Mom are brilliant to make you those dispensers!!!!! What a lucky dude you are!!!!!!

MEOWZA, that is much too hot for Canada....that sounds more like the norm for us in South Texas!!!!!!

We love y'all, dude!!!!!!!

road-dog-tales said...

Oh, yeah - HAPPY BIRTHDAY to William the Scot's MOM!!! We totally forgot to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY in our excitement over the foodables dispensers :) Hope she gets lots of yummy treats!

The Road Dogs

Minna Krebs said...

Happy Gotchca Day to Williams mom...we enjoy Williams comments, and looked and looked one day fur his blog. Maybe he should get her a blog pressie fur her birthday.

Now, I be wondering if da HummyBird juice ferments into WINE? Good thing you put out this PSA. We don't need no HummyBirds drinking and flying.

Minna Krebs said...

One more thingy.........uber-cool treat dispensers !!

See what happens when you scream enough? The humans finally listen and come up with something a dawg can use!

I'm gonna show Uncle Tommy this weekend....maybe he will build us some.

Mr. Pip said...

Happy Birthday to William the Scot's mom! Hope she has a great day.

No hummingbirds by us, unfortunately.

Those are very cool treat dispensers. Good for you for putting your dad to work on these. He came up with some great things!

Your pal, PIp

animal lover, quilt lover said...

I can't believe it was that hot in Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks so much for the very good advice about the hummingbird food. It is good to be reminded!!!
Love you Frankie, xx, Fern

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Opps Happy Birthday to your friends Mom!!

Mr. Pip said...

Hey buddy - you are right, we did once share a cell and I do believe we are coming up on a year anniversary of our time in the slammer. Should we give it another go? Bawhahahahaha. Just kidding.

the booker man said...

happy happy birthday to william's mama!!! :)
mr. frankie, your pawrents are so crafty like! your extra treat dispenser thingies are totally awesome!

the booker man
(who is enjoyin' the A/C comforts!)

Amber DaWeenie said...

Happy Happy Birfday to William's Mom dere in SinSinAntie.

Now why can't Mom tink of good food toys like dat???? Get wit da program, Mom!

Oskar said...

I never got the hang of those treat thingies. I guess I don't like to work that hard for my treats, BOL!

Nubbin wiggles,

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, that is some very creative work on the part of your Mom and Dad. We would love one of those toys, but the Momster says we would all be fighting over the treats when they fall out. We say then get three of them:)

No snow storage here, remember we didn't get very much last winter:( And it is just so darn hot, hot, hot. Mom says she will think about a pool if she ever gets the garage cleared out of all the little bipeds' stuff.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Benny and Lily said...

Happee Birthday to your friend. That treat thing is nutty
Benny & Lily

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey there Mayor Frankie - Shiloh here. Thoze r really cool food giverz. BUTT since it iz only mom here to eat that CATsuppy stuff, (an'she won't give us any) it takez a while tu empty a bottle.

By the way, Shasta iz goin'sumwhere fer the weekend - u shood c ALL the clothez she iz packin'. She sez sumthin'bout goin'tu a camp sumthin'? I think we guyz shood crash it.

Corbin said...

Dude... your toys hold noms?! Awesome... I'm totally jealous.

rottrover said...

Thanks for the hummingbird feeder info. Nothin' wors than drunk hummers!! Love your creative treat dispensers, Frankie!! and HAPPY BARKDAY TO SWEET WILLIAM'S MOM!!



sprinkles said...

Happy Barkday to William's Mama. How sweet of you to pass that message along to her on his behalf.

I never knew that about the humming birds and sugar water. My mom has water set out for them, I'll have to mention it to her.

Your new treat dispensers are very creative! And now you can get fed 3x as much food! bol

Schnauzer Days said...

Happy Birthday Will's Mom!! Frankie we are very impressed with your Pepp's ingenuity and have suggested ours get some, that looks great fun! Our Momster was thinking about you today as she was singing Frankie by Sister Sledge - she wondered if your wives sang this to you? ;-) Have a great weekend buddy, Dex and Lou xxx
PS More good advice re the snow, we did as you said but we think the snowman stole it when he ran away.

Berts Blog said...

Yes.....I want to come live with you......


Sweet William The Scot said...

Hehehe ~ Frankie you told everybody in bloggie vill that my peep, Lee, is one year closer to the grim reaper today and it is one of those numbers you don't like! She has never had so many birthday wishes being an only child. Boy did her eyes pop out of her head when she read your bloggie. I had to push them back in. Your the Greatest Mayor ever.
Your constituent
Sweet William The Scot

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to Williams Mom!

Those treat thingys are like sooooo cool and pawsome Frankie!

Like your pawrents are the smartest cleverest pawrents around!

woos, Lil sis Tessa

Rubie said...

Hey Frankie, your peeps are really clever doin' that stuff for you - and to put up with all your demands!! Looks like you have them well trained.

That was very wise advice about fillin' the snow lockers!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

Stella said...

Happy Birthday to Wm the Scots Mom!

Very nice getting your Dad and Mom to build you foodie dispensers. What could be handier to drag around and have ready when you need a snack!


Maggie Mae said...

Happy Birfday to William's momma! I thinks your treat dispenser is grreat! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

houndstooth said...

It's brutally hot here, too! We are so thankful that the cool air keeps blowing through our house!

How cool that your mom and dad figured out some more toys to keep you busy, especially while it's too hot to go and do anything outside!


Sagira said...

Sounds like we might have created a monster, oops! But glad that you like it so much. Your dad is so smart to think of ways to make up new ones for you. That way you will never run out. :)

Dory and the Mama said...

What wonderful treatie toys Frankie!! Thanks for all the "cool" updates too!!

Dory, Jacob and Bilbo