NOW THEN... back to my mission ... Puttin Peeps in their Place... With the Flashy Beast...
OKAY... You will just NEVER believe this one... Like 11 or 12 years ago... BF (Before Frankie) my mom went up to CANADA and had Lasik Surgery so she WOULDN'T HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES. Now let me REPEAT THAT... so that she WOULD NOT have to wear glasses.
SOOOOOOOO, she NOW has glasses.... EVERYWHERE!! I am NOT kidding... they are EVERYWHERE!!! (JUST ASK SARGE... HE WILL TELL YOU THAT I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH)... SHE has glasses in and on : her purse, Jennifer's glove box, the top of the coffee maker, hanging on the LAMP SHADE in the TV Room, on the headboard of the bed, on the computer table, on the FRONT porch and on the SUN porch, and even in a bag that hangs from my walkin buggy thingy. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! SOOOOOO what was up with her havin that surgery thingy??? NUTS... my mom is NUTS!!! Need Proof?? THESE are just the Ones that I can REACH...
NOW.... just to let you know that I (Frankie Furter) :
1. Know no Fear
2. Never Lie to you
3. Am totally confident that a.) using the magic Blogger thingys FUR EYES ONLY... thingy Really Works. b.) my mom and dad LOVE me and c.) they have a goooooood sense of humor
4. And... I have a few snacks HIDDEN... Just in Case.
Soooooo all that being said... Remember when I showed you the pic of my dad's suspenders?? Remember what I said about when he Doesn't have them on?? Total Crack Up??? WELL, here is a pic I got of him THIS MORNING. And YES, he DOES have a Gun in his Right hand and shells in his Left. REDNECK... My dad is a TOTAL REDNECK. BUTT, you will also remember that OL' Sure Shot.. did WIN that Cool Bird BATH..
OK... I have put this off as L O N G as I (Fearless Frankie Furter) Can..
TA DA TAAA DAAAAA... Drum Roll PLEASE (SARGE)..
MY DAD... the CRACK UP!!!!
NOW.... you all just TRY to top THIS M-BAREASS-ING MOMENT !!!