NOW THEN... back to my mission ... Puttin Peeps in their Place... With the Flashy Beast...OKAY... You will just NEVER believe this one... Like 11 or 12 years ago... BF (Before Frankie) my mom went up to CANADA and had Lasik Surgery so she WOULDN'T HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES. Now let me REPEAT THAT... so that she WOULD NOT have to wear glasses.
SOOOOOOOO, she NOW has glasses.... EVERYWHERE!! I am NOT kidding... they are EVERYWHERE!!! (JUST ASK SARGE... HE WILL TELL YOU THAT I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH)... SHE has glasses in and on : her purse, Jennifer's glove box, the top of the coffee maker, hanging on the LAMP SHADE in the TV Room, on the headboard of the bed, on the computer table, on the FRONT porch and on the SUN porch, and even in a bag that hangs from my walkin buggy thingy. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! SOOOOOO what was up with her havin that surgery thingy??? NUTS... my mom is NUTS!!! Need Proof?? THESE are just the Ones that I can REACH...
NOW.... just to let you know that I (Frankie Furter) :1. Know no Fear
2. Never Lie to you
3. Am totally confident that a.) using the magic Blogger thingys FUR EYES ONLY... thingy Really Works. b.) my mom and dad LOVE me and c.) they have a goooooood sense of humor
4. And... I have a few snacks HIDDEN... Just in Case.
Soooooo all that being said... Remember when I showed you the pic of my dad's suspenders?? Remember what I said about when he Doesn't have them on?? Total Crack Up??? WELL, here is a pic I got of him THIS MORNING. And YES, he DOES have a Gun in his Right hand and shells in his Left. REDNECK... My dad is a TOTAL REDNECK. BUTT, you will also remember that OL' Sure Shot.. did WIN that Cool Bird BATH..
OK... I have put this off as L O N G as I (Fearless Frankie Furter) Can..
TA DA TAAA DAAAAA... Drum Roll PLEASE (SARGE)..
MY DAD... the CRACK UP!!!!
NOW.... you all just TRY to top THIS M-BAREASS-ING MOMENT !!!******
30 comments:
BOL holy Crack!! hehehe.
I wanted to can this year and was ready but my garden isnt doing so well in the 105 texas temps, may fav is okra to pickle. sigh.
Oh, what a cracked post you have today. BOL We want you to know that our Mom is canning as well. She said to tell you she has 15 qts of Green Beans canned already. Tomatoes are starting to turn so look out juicer. Sniffs, The HoundDogs
Hey Frankie!
Wow, HOLY BLAZING BUTT CRACKS BATMAN! This is too incredibly funny! I can pawsonally vouch for every bit of this. Love ya, Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs, but it's all true!! BWAR HAR HAR I've seen all of this. Those little cheater readers are everywhere. My mom did the exact same thingy with her eyes and she has several laying around too, but not as many as Mamaw. Papaw Pantslegs looks even funnier when I pull on his pantslegs without those suspenders...trust me on that one!
BOL BOL BOL Frankie, you're a braver man than I Gunga Din!!
Grr and a Hysterical Woof,
Sarge, COP
Frankie, you really trust the technology of For Fur Eyes Only!! We're too scared...
-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby
Mi eyes , Oh Mi eyes Ohhh Frankie wot havs yoo done to mi poor peepers , mee should not be seein fings likes dat !
BUTT ohhh it was soooooo funny
Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx
HOly MOley Frankie!!
That is to funny and good thing you have extra treats round there, cuz I think you are gonna need em!! BOL
wags
Jazzi
Well, we just don't know what to say. When My Vickie stops lauging maybe she will have a comment.....or two.
Love
Bert
Frankie-
You are a little devil...bol
Good thing you stashed some provisions!
Wyatt and Stanzie
Whoa! Butt crack central here!! I think I've seen too much of your dad!!
Can we have some green beans?
Ah, Frankie....you are brave. Butt me is very happee to hear dat you has a few tweets stashed away...you be needin' dem if your Dad ever sees dat foto. BWhahahahahaha
CRACK KILLS!! HAHAHA!!
Wow, I don't know if I should be impressed with your camera skillz or scared! LOL!!
Oh boy Frankie I hope those treats you hid are in a secure place....That picture is TOO FUNNY!!! We made Mama walk away before we clicked on this, so you are protected here!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jacob and Bilbo
Our mama used to raise 2 gardens a year when she lived in her house (you can do that down here in South Texas)......she misses them now that she lives in an apartment and has no place to garden.
We love you and yours, handsome Frankie.
Oh my frankie...TWO days in a row without treats! But the laughs were worth it!!!
Frankie I am so relieved that Gail could not see that picture of your Dad. She would have been so totally shocked, she might have cracked up....
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
What a spectacle, Frankie! Phew...I think your dad is gonna have some words with you and your Momma.
You sure got us laughing.
Lotsaluv
MAXMOM IN SOUTH AFRICA
Oh Frankie
You CRACK us up
Benny & Lily
Frank
We hope you don't take after your dad. Mom taught us to say NO to crack.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
Pees - mom has cheaters all over the house too. Did your mom by QVC's todays special value a few days ago. Our mom did.
Ha ha ha ha ha - we are splitting our sides!! What a cracker ;-) Hilarious...we have found a phoie - - graph for tomorrow - fur furfolks eyes only of course1 Dex and Lou xxx
Um...no comment about the crack. BOL. BUTT I admire your gardening ability Frankie, and that you can also can stuffs without opposable thumbs!!
Uh oh! You may want to pass along to your dad that Crack Kills. Bahaha! Dis just cracks us up.
Kitty+Coco
BOL!!!!
Ok Frankie, gee ya shoulda told a pup before that you had a few snacks hidden so you won't starve to death. Wheeeeee I feels better now and won't worry so.
You gots some green paws there Frankie I gots to say. We understands that you will be workin hard and cannin. Our garden died in the HOT but there is always next year.
About your a Dad and his no suspender picture.... well, ah, it's too much for me I can't looks. I sure is happy that the pawrents can't see these pics!
By the way are you sure that you Mom did not leave her mind in Canada? All those glasses NOW that is FUNNY!!!!
Woos, Tessa
Frankie you CRACK me up!
My dad shows a lot of crack to and it always embarrasses the momster.
Bahahaah!!! GREAT!
~Milly and Shelby
Mr Frankie, you are the bravest dog ever! Hope you don't starve. No worries, and love, Stella
Hi again Mr Frankie, my sister made the cakes from a packet and the picture came with it and is edible. No worries, and love, Stella
Butt crack, baby butt crack! Sorry, got caught up in the song! I hope Sarge doesn't sell your mom and dad a "Fur Eyes Only" decoder! BOL!
Bunny
OMD!!! My mom and I just fell off our chair - literally right off the chair laughing! I don't think anyone could beat this picture.
My mom is in need of a trip to the groomer for some fur dye and I was thinking of taking a picture of her dark fur roots, but after this picture I think I should just give up as nothing could top this!!!
Bahwhahahahahahah!
Ewwww - my eyes......my eyes......they are waterin' so much can hardly focus!!!! Seein' that crack.....not good...not good!!!
Talkin' about seein'. My mum had lasik too on both eyes about 8 years ago now. She has EXCELLENT vision for seeing general (20/20) but was told the lasik would not prevent age related readin' problems when she hit her 40's. She also has magnifyin' glasses - but not as many as your mom, but she can never find em' when she wants em' ..... BOL....she can often be seen holdin' jars in the supermarket at arms length so she can focus on the nutritional info!
You're a crack up Frankie.....hope your peeps won't be too harsh on ya mate!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie. xx
Good thing the FUR EYES ONLY feature is working or you might be in big trouble! Good to know you have a stash of treats hidden away just in case, BUTT (oh we crack ourselves up!) if you need us to send emergency supplies, just email us :)
Make sure your Mom has on a pair of those glasses when she's canning - wouldn't want her canning the wrong things!
The Road Dogs
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