Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Blogville Emerg. Medical Kit...

OMD OMD... we are gonna have a FULLY PREPARED Emergency Tent fur the Furst Annual Blogville Picnic in the Bark!!! I wrote a Grant and it got GRANTED and LOOK what came fur us...
THIS thingy is HOOOOGE and fully STOCKED. I (Frankie Furter) can NOT even pick it up... beclaws it is BIGGER than I am!!! BUTT, I am sure that Nurse Maggie Mae will be able to.

AND it is Jaaaammmmmmed full of everythingy fur every pawsible emergency.

It has a Blood Power teller thingy.

And a Heart and stuffs listener thingy... and.. GASP A medicine Poker thingy. And even a furs brusher.

And let me Tell you these are all QUALITY thingys... Check out the Head bonker and...

THE Temperature Stealer... THINGY...{{{{{SHIVER}}}}}}

I'm tellin you... Total High Quality.. If you look carefully at the Temperature Stealer.. you might be able to see that it is a BEN DOVER brand.

BUTT Wait... there's MORE... a can of Kitty Vitamins and some Puppy food and a DISH and... I think that weird shaped thingy.. might be fur stealing PEE... butt I still have a little more training to take at the Red CrossedPaws FURSt Aid Class..

sooooo I might be wrong about that.

Look at all the other stuffs in the Emergency Kit... Start at 3:00 the Head Bonker thingy

Squeeeeeezers at 5:00 Scissors at 7:00 from 8:00 to 10:00 is the thingy fur lookin fur light comin through your ears... The medicine Poker thingy in the middle with the Teefs checkin Mirror.. and at 12:00 .. I THINK that is a Poop Stealer... BUTT then again I haven't finished my classes yet.

And they thought of EVERYTHINGY.. Look what they packed in there fur Scardy Kittens and Nerfus Pups... A snuggle Toy and a squeeeekie Bone. Just so the young'uns won't be scared and stuffs.

SO my furends... we are gonna have a FULL FLEDGED EMERGENCY... sickies and
Boo Boo Cuts and Scrapes takin care of Tent!! Soooooo everybuddy can relax and not worry..about playin all Wild and Crazy Cracker Dawg. You can do all the Zoomies and stuffs you want.. We can deal with ANYTHINGY that happens.

AND... the Emergency TENT will be in the most Capable Paws of OUR Gorgeous Nurse..

MISS Maggie Mae...

You will be able to let your furs down and have a BLAST.

Better hurry and get your Raffle Ticket $$$$ mailed to Mollie Jo... and Get those pictures sent fur the other thingys!!! Deadline fur all that is June 13th..

See you at the Picnic!!


Mango said...

That is a great idea! I have no doubt that some pups will be over zealous during the big party. You will be Frankie on the spot to fix them right up.


3 doxies said...

Holy cows what a brilliant idea. I knows I'll prolly has to use da tent frequently cuz everything happens to me. Howevers, I'll be very embarrassed withs da ear thingy cuz light will come out da OTHER ear too.


Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, you are perfectly prepared for the picnic now! The equipment looks top notch so I know we'll all be safe and sound. Nice job on the grant! I think it was a grand grant. We're all glad you thought to be ready with this.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Mack said...

With that fancy doctor kit and that beautiful Maggie Mae, I may just have to take a little tumble.....


road-dog-tales said...

Frankie - We always take a First Aid Kit on our road trips, but this is beyond ANYTHING we've ever put together! Coupled with Maggie Mae being there to administer nursing skills and WOWEE! Maybe Charcoal could use something in there to feel better :) How is he, BTW? Sorry we've been MIA lately, we are going to try to get it together to participate in the picnic. It looks like SO MUCH FUN!

The Road Dogs

road-dog-tales said...

PeeS - Thank you so much for your kind words about our Gracie.

The Road Dogs

The Monkeys said...

It is always important to put safety first! It seems you've thought of it all!

Bouncing Bertie said...

But I didn't see any rubber gloves.....?

Corbin said...

You think of EVERYTHING!

Remington said...

Great idea!

Remington said...

Great idea!

Jazzi said...

well.....that is just the Snazziest kit that I ever saw. Everything needed fur sure. Lets just hope that we dont have to use it though, know what I mean???

Jazzi and Addy

Benny and Lily said...

Sounds like you are good to go.
Benny & Lily

Ms. ~K said...

Bend Over brand....
Oh Frankie, you always "crack" us up!!! :)

Oskar said...

Wow, you are so smart Frankie! Now if anyone faints at the bug house, we'll be able to help them.

Nubbin wiggles,

Schnauzer Days said...

Hi Frankie! Glad to see you have the Health & Safety side of things covered, you can't be too careful. I'm just wondering what happens if someone goes down with a case of low treat sugar level - where are the liver treats ;-) Oh well, worth a try, hee hee Dex & Lou x

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wowzers, Frankie - you will have the best emergency tent ever. We really hope you don't need to use it, but we have a funny feeling there may be some interesting emergencies in the works:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Ruby and Penny said...

Ben Dover!!. You are too funny Frank.
Love Ya
Ruby & Penny

Anonymous said...

Oh, wowee! That is just super duper GREAT, Frankie! My paws are crossed that nodoggie has to use it but it sure is nice to know that it's there if we need it.

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. Even though I'm a grown-up doggie, I was wondering if I have to go to the emergency tent, can I that little stuffie?

Anonymous said...

OMD Frankie sounds to me like you have made all the arangements to take care of any Emerg with Puddles that comes up. I mean with any pup or kit that comes up. Although I am sure that when Puddles is not slinging beer she will be in the Emer Tent! BOL

woos, Tessa

PeeS...Puddles the light already comes out your other end! BOL

Anonymous said...

Hey again Frankie!

I just saw Dex's post on Mangos Great Adventure.

I REALLY think that Dex should do a Stand Up routine for the picnic. He is Bark Out Loud FUNNY!

Maybe you could build a grandstand next to the Emer Tent that way Puddles won't miss a thing!

woos, Tessa

Winnie said...

I have never seen anyone so well-prepared!

I feel safe now.

Roll on the pic-er-nic.

Love and licks, Winnie

scotsmad said...

It just needs a couple of Milk Bones.

What craftsmanship in those precision instruments. We're ready for anything now!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! That's a great PawEmerKit. We plan to participate in a different way ... will send you an email by Friday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Beans4Biscuits said...

Poop stealers are the worstest.....ever!!!

Glad you're prepared

Sugar the Who

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, I just had to come back and take another peep at all this cool first aid stuff you have. Great kit!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Sammie and Avalon said...

We're actually quite skart of all that stuffs, but know that if we need the services, we'll be well taken cared of - thanks so much, Frankie, for thinkin' of everything! As to dunk tank pix, we are not certain what goes on those. We sent someone "backround" picnic pix to, I think, the tube steak folks by misteak - me, Sammie with a towel over my shoulders and shades and then Avalon lying down having a sunbath on a towel. And on today's WW, I could send those for the dunk? Let us know -
Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie and Avalon

houndstooth said...

I feel much better knowing there will be medical service available if it's needed! Perhaps Morgan can go on half alert now instead of full alert!


Asta said...

You awe so pawfectly pwepawed..I am most impwessed and feel totally safe wif all those pwecautionses.
I just hope nothing has to be stuck up eithew one of my ends, hehehe
smoochie kisses

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hello there Mayor Frankie sir - WOWZERZ, that iz shur sum T-RIFIC fix'em upper - feel better stuff. We Beaglebratz r shur gonna try tu make it tu that piknik altho our mom iz movin'kinda slow gittin'bak tu helpin'us with our blog.

PeeS - We agree with Bouncing Bertie - no rubber glovez - how can we du water balloonz?

Wyatt said...

Maggie Mae can give me some of that food and a toy, but I think I'll pass on the rest of the doctoring, thank you very much...
Nothing personal Maggie Mae, just sayin'...


Neeko said...

OMDogness Frankie!
That is a pawsome Emergency Kit. Wow! Sooo well prepared for the picnic my friend.
You always think of everything :o)

Hope sweet Charcoal is feeling better poor soul… :o(

Neeko :o)

Lorenza said...

That is a pawesome kit!
You have everything in there!
But I really hope we will not need to use it!
Kisses and hugs

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

You are so cracker jack well organized and well prepared, Mr. Mayor! As always, you put the safety of Blogville citizens first. And it's so nice of you to take the Red Crossed Paws course so you can help Nurse Maggie Mae at the Red Crossed Paws tent.

Jed & Abby

Maggie Mae said...

WoW Frankie!

You has thought of everything! I sure hopes dat I never has to use any of it but I am so happy dat my tent will be fully stocked, just in case...

Woofs and Licks,
Nurse Maggie Mae