Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Look what I got...

Now that you all know that my.... FORMER FURENDS... Charcoal and Charcoal A Salted and Bunneried me... you will understand that Easter has now become my LEAST favorite holiday. My bubble has been BURST. The other day... I got this grrrreat (at least I thought it was grrrreat at the time) Easter Card from my wonderful furends... the Slimmer pugs. They even drew pictures of Charcoal and Charcoal on the back of the envelope. I was all THRILLED and FILLED with happiness... Fool that I (Frankie Furter) am...
Who knew that the Charcoals would turn out to be CRIMINALS... EVIL Criminals.

I guess I should have expected it though... after all Rabbits are Relatives of Squirrels. Once a RODENT... always a Rodent!!! I hope the Son of a Squirrel Rots in the slammer. Book 'em and Cook 'em is my NEW motto!!!

BUTT I do Love my card.

PeeS... I want to thank all my furends fur their thoughts and comments on my A Salt. I am thinkin that it really might just be the STRESS of Getting everythingy Ready fur the 87 gazillion Easter baskets and stuffs. I am gonna give Charcoal and Charcoal... another chance.


3 doxies said...

I hear Rabbit Stew is good dis time of year...thought I'd throw dat out just in case.
Dat was very nice of da Slimmers to send you a card...with a bunny on it...hehehehe!


Mr. Pip said...

Oh Frankie, that is so nice of you to give them another chance - it is Easter and all. They have been running wild out there and I guess they have just forgotten how to act civilized!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: That's a very nice card. Those wonderful Slimmers sent me one, too!

Team Beaglebratz said...

Ok Mayor Frankie - u can give'em a 2nd chance BUTT PLEEEEEEEZE, b very watchful. DO NOT let down your guard when they iz around u. We Beaglebratz don't want Blogville's fine upstanding Mayor Frankie, who wood not harm a flea (well yes, probably wood harm a flea) we don't wanna hear 'bout u bein'A SALTED again by the bunniez.

Oh, an'don't write off Easter b-cuz of one bad x-perience - what 'bout them cute little fuzzy chickz?

PS - Shiloh wuz out agin last evening' - scourin'the neighberhood - warnin'all the critterz just who wuz boss an'that they all need to b-have or else!
~Shiloh'n Shasta~

Remington said...

Don't we all need a second or sometimes even a third chance.... I bet you can become great friends with them....don't you think?

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I wonder if there is a Bunneh Gump restaurant somewhere?


Amber-Mae said...

I had rabbit meat once. It was GOOOOOOOOD!!! And it looked & tasted very much like chicken. Very delicious! I'd say cook 'em too! I bet they will look lovely on a BBQ grill. TEE HEE

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

We love you, Frankie!!!!!!!!!!!

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Frankie you are just the best dog on the planet, yo know!!!!!
To forgive them rabbits is God like!! You are the BEST!!! I love you Frankie
xx, Bambi & Fern

Hound Girl said...

I think bunny kabobs sound delish :) glad you are getting over your attack from the bunnies!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Aww, that was such a sweet card. The Slimmer Pugs are such a nice pack.

Good for you for having such a forgiving soul.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder,and Ciara

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh....pleeeeze be x-tra careful, Frankie. I still don't trust dose var-mints.

Ms. ~K said...

Yay for Frankie...Yous got a really big heart for such a little pup.
OK Charcoals, don't let me down and start acting like wascally wabbits again!

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, another chance?!? Okay, maybe we can still talk about this a little. We ought to have something on file in case there is another "incident" to deal with. Very nice card!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I still think the evil skerrels be impawsonating Charcoal and Charcoal to set them up so good you gibbed them the benefits of a doubt. I mean, the bunny on that loverly card do be looking furry innocents but I has NEFUR seened an innocent looking skwerrel. (They so has the fur pulled ofur my mom's eyes cuz she thinks they be cute - ugh. See how pawnipulative this is?)

rottrover said...

We think Mr. Pip's right. The Charcoals have been living like WILD ANIMALS all winter and have probably forgotten how to act civilized... Easter is a time for new beginnings, right? I takes a BIG DAWG to be forgiving, Frankie!!


Oskar said...

What a great card. I'm with Puddles on the rabbit stew, BOL!

Nubbin wiggles,

Anonymous said...

Oh, good...I'm glad you're gonna gives 'em another chance. (Even though I'm still pretty sure it was a bear and not a bunny.)

I likes your card. And I bet that bunny on the card would never a salt you, EVER.

Wiggles & Wags,

K9 Katastrophie said...

Oh dear...

pam said...

We are glad you are gonna give Charcoal squared another chance. But please don't run screamin like a girl again. Our mommy just got outta the hospital and hers can't laugh that hard yet!

Bobo and Meja

scotsmad said...

Maybe it was MRS CHARCOAL and she had PMS.....you were just the closest male at the time! So you should give them ONE MORE chance and then COOK them!!!!

Don't let them spoil Easter for you.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Sagira said...

That sure was nice of them to send you a card. :)

K9friend said...

I hope the A-Salters will be brought to justice in a timely manner. In the meantime, keep your eyes open to avoid any sneak attacks!


houndstooth said...

BOL! Puddles cracks me up!

If you decide to give them a second chance, perhaps you should borrow some body armor from Sarge!


Jazzi said...

Sorry, I missed that assalt Frankie, that is horrible!! Book em and cook em, that is pretty funny!! Are you ok now??


Maggie Mae said...


You sure gots a nice card from da Slimmers!
Happy Tuesday my furiend!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
I was thinking that maybe they were not in the mood for playing!
I know they are your friends!
I hope everything goes back to normal!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Asta said...

you suwe have a big heawt to give Chawcoal and Chawcoal anothew chance..I guess in the spiwit of the season if they wepent and all we cn like them. but be vigilant my deew fwiend.
I do love ouw cawd. those sweet fwiends couldn't have known that you would be a salt and battewed by those bunnies
I hope my healing smoochies helped

Peggy Frezon said...

Cute card! I hope you get a whole lot of bunny cards this Easter, and maybe you'll be won over to the bunny side!

Wyatt said...

"Book em and Cook em"..hehee, you don't really mean that, Frankie.
Those are your little pals, yer talkin' about.

Wyatt and Stanzie

Bouncing Bertie said...

Wow Frankie, a second chance - are you really sure they deserve it??
Toodle pip!

Anonymous said...

You must be feeling very brave to give those two another chance. I hope they don't gang up on you and trap you in one of those plastic eggs! I hear they can be very difficult to get out of unless you are of the aviary species ;)


Richie said...

I is so happy yu is givin dem anuvver chance, I be sure it must e stress n over work.
We havs gots an easter card from da slimmer pugs too, it is so kewl ovs dem to sneds out cards fer us all

xx xx

road-dog-tales said...

Oh my, we're not even sure what to think about this turn of events with your bunny furiends. BUT that is a very sweet card!

The Road Dogs

Stella said...

You never mention that they may have a family of baby buns to feed and care for. What if you arrested them, and those babies would be waiting forever for their pawrents to come home. Glad though you are giving them another chance.


kissa-bull said...

are'nt they wonderful??? we love the slimmer pugs we got a card like that as well.