Sunday, April 10, 2011

Jennifer Jeep...

THIS is Jennifer Jeep. I hate her!!! And NOT beclaws she looks like she is trying to poke my dad in the head with her butt window wiper either. I hate to have to get INSIDE her and leave my home... even fur just 87 seconds. SOOOOOOOO I was really happy when SHE had to have a Baff. hehehe Serves her right. I don't think she likes it any better than WE do. Look... in this picture it looks like she is trying to SAW my Dad's head off with her BUTT Window Wiper thingy. She is MEAN. I laughed at her fur havin a PUBLIC BAFF. BUTT you can be sure that I (Smart Frankie Furter) stayed WAAAAY far away from her.
I call it Keepin a LOW Pawfile. We dachshunds can be pretty darned good at that stuffs.


Now why do you suppose Dad gave Jennifer Jeep a Baff???? He doesn't usually do that unless we are gonna be going ......... GASP!!!! Aiiiiiiieeeeeee See ya...

27 comments:

Mango said...

Frankie,
That looks like a sweet ride. What's the problem? Sure it is an attack jeep that goes after your hapless dad, but he can defend himself. I think maybe you need to go on some joy rides to nowhere so that the two of you can make friends.

Slobbers,
Mango

Roo said...

Uh oh Frankie. Looks like a ride in Jennifer is in your future. Hide! Dig a hole and stick your head in it! Remember, if you can't see them, they can't see you ;)

Roo

Minnie and Mack said...

Oh no, Frankie, not a r-i-d-e. Did you end up with a Baff, too? Hope not...

Hu-mom is driving a little bitty car this weekend. When Mack and I are in it, in our car seats, there is no more room in the back! She misses her mini van. Hu-sis M&D took our mini van to NY this weekend!

It looks like you are enjoying the spring weather.

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, cool pix of Jennifer, but she better not hurt Papaw Pantslegs or else she'll answer to me! Hope you can avoid the bath. I think I'm in for it though...I heard Mom say something about Sunday being "scrub-a-dog-butt" day. Darn. (*&%*#$ I think that means me! Something's definitely up around here!!
Grr and a Worried Woof,
Sarge, COP

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frank
Are you going to vist a cop?
We like JJ, she is very pretty.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

tula said...

if i were woo, i'd keeping laying low fur awhile.. looks like either a baff or something is else is coming your way soon. just sayin.

tula

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

You knows, I woz just going to say, Frankie, the only time our Molly Mazda gets a baf is when we is going on a road trip, howefur, fur me that do be a good thing. Molly Mazda used to make me hork up my foods inside of her but I dussn't do that any more coz she duss take me to kewl places.

Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

Darlin' Frankie, you can come live with us.....our mama only goes somewhere 3 or 4 times a year, and she leaves us kitties in charge here at home on those few occasions.

Have a wonderful Sunday.

Kari in WeHo said...

we sure love our jeep!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Stella said...

Is anybody at your house going to the VET for a checkup? Maybe thats why the wash! But its good to wash winter dirt and salts off Jen just for looking pretty, even if you are not going anywhere!

Kisses,
Stella

George the Lad said...

Keep you paws crossed Frankie it might be somewhere nice!! mind you I would worry if mom washed the car she only does it if shes selling it on!!! maybe your getting a new one.
Have a good week, I'll keep my paws crossed you don't go missing!!!
See Yea George xxx

rottrover said...

Frankie, we hope JJ's baff is to look pretty to take you someplace fun and not a warm-up to you getting one. Our paws are crossed ;-)

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Our jeep is much box-ier than yours. Yours sort of looks like it might be aerodynamic. Ours looks like a box on wheels. But we like it (even if the back seats are kind of steep to get into and Mom has to give us a boost), because it USUALLY means we are going someplace fun (daycare, hiking, grocery shopping - all the good places!). Maybe we should bring our Jeep to your house - I think ours totally needs a bath!

Wise of you to stay Far Away from the bath implements. Just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Amber-Mae said...

Jennifer looks like a nice Jeep. Why do you hate her? Did she do something mean to you before? If my hoomies owned her, I would be SO happy to ride in her everyday!

sprinkles said...

Doesn't your dad know that when you wash your car (or Jeep, in your case!) that it's going to rain shortly after? That's why I don't wash mine. (I do wash it)

Did your pawrents find you and did you take that trip yet? Getting there might not be so much fun for a doxie but once you're there, it'll all be worth it. And then you gotta drive back but then once you get there, you're HOME!

houndstooth said...

Better be careful! They might give you a bth so you look nice when you all go out next!

Bunny

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie careful screaming at your ride. It goes places and comes back with food and treats now and then
Benny & Lily

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

So why don't you like Jennifer Jeep, Frankie? She looks quite nice to us. Are you going to the V.E.T.? Or worse yet, the kennel?

Can't wait to hear what is happening there.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

K9 Katastrophie said...

Run, Frankie, Run!!! Jeepers! Haha get it? Jeepers? Haha! But that sure is mean how she is trying to saw your Dad's head off....

Licks,
Ruthie

Oskar said...

I hope your dad was able to keep himself safe! Your smart to keep that low pawfile.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Oskar said...

I hope your dad was able to keep himself safe! Your smart to keep that low pawfile.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Lorenza said...

Jennifer got a public bath... hmmm....
Where are you going???
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Amber DaWeenie said...

I hopes dat wiper tingy don't pick's you's up and throws you. You'd be 87 million miles away wit a punch from her's.

Wyatt said...

That looks like a nice doggie ride! Lots of room for all your toys and treats..
Are you going on a trip, Frankie?

Wyatt

Sawyer the Schnauzer said...

Oh! Sweet revenge. How dare she take you and your family away from your home for any period of time?! She does deserve that bath!

Sagira said...

You don't like going bye bye? Man...I LOVE IT!

road-dog-tales said...

Hey, Frankie, can you send your Dad over here to wash Mom's Jeep? Hers isn't as nice as yours PLUS it's very DIRTY from all the pollen and squiggly things that fall off the trees. We are embarrassed to ride around in it :)

The Road Dogs