Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Winter Travel WOES...

You all know that I HATE Snow.... Well, Mango's Estate in Master Chews It has some major seriously DEEEEEEEEEP snow. How deep you ask????? You are about to see!

Mango Does NOT offer FURST Class seating.

As the Best In Show Judge fur MangoMinster2011.... I must be kept away from Certain.... DISTRACTIONS, shall we call them. That meant that I had to find a SPECIAL location. The choice was limited due to the HORRIBLE SNOWS in Master Chew Sits.

I chose to have my Sea Quest Hearded time be a Learning Experience. I was able to locate a MASTER WOODWORKER GUY...who was offering an INTERNSHIP. Mango checked the MAP and said what with his LONG LEGS and Magical Mango Propulsion System... he would be able to drop me off. Why I didn't listen to that ONE little word... I have no idea, butt I should have listened more closely. I guess I was more interested in calling the MASTER GUY to tell him I was on my way.

I don't suppose he expected me to arrive LIKE THIS THOUGH.






















31 comments:

Mr. Pip said...

Oh no Frankie! Hang on buddy! Help is on its way!

Your pal, Pip

Team Beaglebratz said...

Never fear Mayor Frankie sir - us Beaglebratz can sniff an'dig out anythin'we will find u. We r due major snow later today thru tonite. We started with a bit of an ice storm - all schoolz r closed as well as difrent governmentz - butt NOT mom'z office so she iz at werk fer now.
Shiloh'n Shasta

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We hope you made it safely to that Master's place. Not much better here today - blizzard has begun. We hope it isn't headed to your home - you'll never get back.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

3 doxies said...

I wouls offers my assistance but, I'd be in da same situation and then we'd both be stuck so...you is on your own buddy. I did thinks bout helpin, does dat count fur sumptin?

Puddles

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh My Stars.....My Frankie...Someones pleeeze fish him out of all dat white stuffy stuff. If no one finds him by spring...he'll be a ..... weenie sickle!

Minna Krebs said...

Oh noes, Frankie!!

Next time you may want to consider travel by Greyhound Bus instead of Mastiff Mouth!!

Minna Krebs said...

Never fear.....da GroundHog Report is due out tomorrow.

I will get back to you with da results!! I'm hoping its only six weeks until Spring thaw!!!!!!

Hound Girl said...

Frankie you could just come down here to Texas for the winters :) we dont have snow :)

rottrover said...

First a paint roller and now this! Frankie, you'll need a vacation in Palm Springs when this is all over. Hang in there buddy.

-Gizmo

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh NOES FRANKIE!!! You are lost in all that snow!!! We hope it stops soon! You are such a good judge to endure all that snow for Mango Minster!!

Pee Ess: Moms says to tell you sorry that she didn't get back with you quick enough. Now you know what we deal with efurday!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

sagechronicles said...

Oh, no. It looks like you got stuck in the worst seat of all! And then to be *dropped* off like that......

road-dog-tales said...

Maybe a parachute would have been a good idea?! And some skis!

The Road Dogs

Barbara said...

Someone get out there! Poor Frankie!

Peggy Frezon said...

Are you skiing or tobogganing? We're getting tons of snow here in NY too, expecting more than 2 feet. yikes!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

It may take me a while to fly in shovels and whatnot (AirFiona has been grounded, as the wings can't stand up to the pressure of the de-icer fluid...), but maybe Mango could pretend he's a St. Bernard and bring you a flask of brandy or something.... Just saying...

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Frankie,

(Lacie bats her eyes and twirls that loose lock of fur thoughtfully...)

Perhaps I could come to your assistance...or at least bring some Hot Carob Smoothies...

I have a new recipe that is delightful...

Perhaps a few peanut butter cookies to go with???

And a heater...

Kisses,

Miss Lacie Beast

Sandra said...

That is crazy amount of snow. We know what that's about. We have snow mountains everywhere here too. Hope you make it safely to your destination.

flash, alven and dottie

Charlie said...

Ouch! But at least you had a soft landing?
- Charlie

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Oh! Frankie ... can't believe that Mango did not provide a first class travel service. Be Safe. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
FYI: we sent you an email. Woof! Woof!

Marjie said...

Well, the problem is that we other judges might have been able to influence you. Fear not, once you reach the SecreT Sea Quest Heard, I understand it has a wood stove, and so is warm even if the electricity at the Estate should be interrupted.

Drools,
Thor

Remington said...

I'll be right there, my friend. You can jump on my back and I will take you through the snow....but you will have to hang on because I run really fast!

Kari in WeHo said...

Get out fast! More is on the way!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

houndstooth said...

Frankie, that does not look good at all! I hope you got out safely!

We're getting tons of snow here right now. It's no fun, let me tell you!

Bunny

scotsmad said...

Frankie, you missed the path! BOL!

That Cyclone is happening way to the north of us. AND the fires are way to the south of us. So we're sittin' pretty in the middle. (in the heat.)

Hope you thaw out and your ears don't break off.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

ronniisramblings said...

Yoo coulds come n saty wivs us Frankie dere be no snow here at all. Mee wants some tho cos mee does love da stuff

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

AFSocksScylla said...

Yikes!!!!!

Sagira said...

Oh my...that is a lot of snow.

K9 + Grace said...

I would be careful around da Mango!

Licks,
Ruthie

Maggie Mae said...

Frankie,

Lots of snow fur lots of us today. Stay safe my furiend. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Lorenza said...

I guess I would not be very helpful with that, Frankie... you know...
I hope someone came to your rescue!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Mr. Justice Fankie Furter, did you select your own Sea Quest Heard location? Perhaps Your Honor needs a better staff? As chief judge, Your Honor is surely entitled to First Class travel and accommodations? Or at least a snorkel, so Your Honor can breathe under all that snow.

Jed & Abby, L.B.E., etc.