Thursday, January 13, 2011

Where Be Da Judge... Where Be Da Judge

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on all the

Where Am I you ask:::???????

Look all you Want!!!
Check to your RIGHT....

Look to the Left....

Well, I guess I should explain why you can't find me. Here's how it went.
The other night I was sittin in my cliner chair with mom... watchin Animal Planet. I suddenly heard this LOUD sound coming up my driveway.. PHAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
I ran to look. It was the MANGO MOBILE... and out lumbered the RH himself!!!
You could have knocked me over with a Squirrel Tail! The Racket and FUMES, from the Mango Mobile, alone were enough to make me Faint. FYI He leaves it running all the time since it is NOT powered by Fossil Fuel, Butt Rather runs on a special Blend of Mango Gas!
So Mango starts Barkin stuff at me soooooo fast... and in that Weird BAH STON talk of his.... that I could hardly understand a thingy.
After I (Frankie Furter) got him slowed down a bit he started talking about needing to get me to a PLACE WHERE THERE WAS .... NO PAMPERING ALLOWED !!! I almost peed on the floor.... I LOVE to be Pampered. I had No intention of going anywhere like THAT.
Then he said I Had to go... and he said I was gonna be a JUDGE fur Mango Minster and that he had to get me to a place that was Safe ..... from the ROWDY ELEMENTS... who might try to... INFLUENCE my Decision Making and stuffs. That is when I understood... he didn't mean No PAMPERING.... he meant.... NO TAMPERING....!!!!
Mango said that I had 87 seconds to grab up everythingy that I would need to take with me.
I began throwing my stuffs in a box and Mango was howlin "TICK TOCK... TICK TOCK.. TICK TOCK" ... all the while.... MangoMobile was going PHAAAAAARRRRRTT
out in the driveway...... I went as fast as my little short hairy legs would let me.
Holy Cat Crap..... I'm a JUDGE
So Mango threw my Stuffs ... AND ME (JUDGE Frankie Furter) in the back of the stinky MangoMobile and said I had to put a BAG.. over my Head so that no one would see me. And then with a terrible Rip Roaring PHAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTING RACKET... we took off. And we drove fur like 87 hours. When we FINALLY stopped I had to pee so bad that I was afraid to move. Mango grabbed my box of stuffs and pulled me out and said... Keep that bag on your head until you can't hear the MangoMobile any more. (I was more worried about not SMELLIN the thing, personally) Sooo I sat there with my bladder about to burst and that bag on my head and waited fur some fresh air. Butt suddenly I heard.....
"You must be Frankie Furter. You are gonna be visiting with Mango and Dexter and the other Judges... Getting to know each other and doing some... Judgie things." With that ... this two legger guy pulled the bag off my head and POINTED toward a TREE.
WHEW.... W H E W... The Guy seemed to understand long trips.
I looked around fur Mango and his MangoMobile. I finally asked The Guy where they were. He said, "Don't worry Frankie. Mango will be back soon. He has more... Pick Ups To Make."
Well, sooooooo now........ HERE I (Judge Frankie Furter) am. At Mango's Estate ...... Visiting this NEARLY Tamper Proof Location. Of course you are free to TRY to Tempt and Tamper.... butttttttttt... I'm just sayin'.
I don't know THE GUY's name butt I think his job must be sorta something like a
Dawg Zee Urge . You know like big fancy schmancy HOTELS have. I DO know that he told me he was gonna TAKE CARE OF ME while I am HERE. He did carry my box of stuffs and said that the ESTATE has WiFi . That was good news... Now I can stay in touch...
THE GUY... tells me that MANGO might be able to show and tell some of the thingys that I will be doing and seeing and stuffs while I am here Visiting Mango and Dexter. AND he also told me that the other judges will be arriving SOON... I am just the furst to arrive.
I'm kinda wondering if this GUY just might not be Mister Master... you know who he is.. Right??? I kind of HOPE he really is Mister Master, beclaws he doesn't seem to be all bossy and pushy and into the Physicals and Mentals training like Mango says his momma is. Yes, I think I could get along fine with Mister Master.
Butt if The Guy DOES turn out to be a Dawg Zee Urge fur the estate, that will be fine too.
Right now I gotta go check my Box of Stuffs. The only thingys I am SURE I packed were my stash of Milkbones, My YapStop, my Coat and Hat and my SockMonkey bed. Then I'm gonna get Logged On and check my E-mail and Comments!!!!!
PeeS... Don't furget... there is gonna be a BIG RACE on Feb. 5th.. Between Bunny and Pip!!! Stay Tuned and be ready.


Sagira said...

Wow, is there anything that you can't do? You are going to be a great judge Frankie. :)

AFSS said...

What an exciting adventure. Me and the cats are entered in Mango Minister so I guess we will be seeing you eventually. Put in a good word with me with Thor, will U, he is judging my category. ~Fenris

Mango said...

Sorry for the centrifuge. Glad to see you arrived relatively intact.


George the Lad said...

Wow Frankie you live the high life for sure!!! sounds like a great adventure and fun.
Keep us updated on how your getting on with the judging ;)
See Yea George xxx

ronniisramblings said...

Wow yoo will be a sooper di dooper judge Frankie my Furiend, whats an adventure yoo is gonna havs at Mango homestead try n not gets homesicks tho

Ruby and Penny said...

Congratulations Frankie. We are very proud of you.
Have a wonderful time doing judgey stuff.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Mr. Pip said...

Hey Frankie, you are going to be a great judge ...the envelope we discussed is in the mail ...just kidding I know you will be completely fair and honest.

Am I supposed to wait and post my cabinet badge until they are all finished or should I go ahead now?

Your pal, Pip

Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Frankie, you will be a wonderful judge. You are fair and balanced and I'm sure you're above reproach, corruptionwise. At least I assume so. We look forward to some inside scoops about the whole process. This is such an exciting time in Blogville!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Is you sures dat you can holds all dose offices at da same time??? Seems like a lot of works to me.
{sigh} {another sigh} {Yawn} Time for me to go back to sleep now.

Happy Judging!

Maggie Mae said...


You will be da bestest judge ever!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

PeeS I did see my BEOOTIFUL badge, but can't post it on my bloggie until after da YapTop comes back from the Dr. :(

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Wow Frankie that is quite an adventure that Mango took you on. I'm glad you were brave and didn't think he was dognapping you. Good Luck with judging I will see you there!

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

How exciting!! We gotta go get our entries ready!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

road-dog-tales said...

Frankie - You will make an EGGSELLENT Judge! After all, you're already a MAYOR! BOL We think you look a tiny bit like Cher in that, um, hat? This should be a blast!

The Road Dogs

Tucker said...

Frankie I am concerned. Did you leave your Wubba at home? You didn't mention it in your list of packables.

woof - Tucker

Remington said...

Congrats, my friend! You will be an excellant judge! BTW -- that was quite the adventure!

Mack said...

Here come da judge!
Holy cat crap - that sounds like a smelly ride!
You will make an awsum judge!

Minna Krebs said...

Oh my dogness Frankie.....are you really hanging out in THE Purple Barbie Dog Cave with Dexter and PeeWee!?!

Too Cool!!!

Butt, I am filled with da worriednessthat you are not going to be round Blogville during your Judge gig?!!!?! Oh noes!! (Or is this one of those Wally Marte thingys that I am a dorkie about?)

Jazzi said...

Judge Frankie
WHAT a way to get picked up. That was tooo funny. Sounds like you packed all the portant stuffs and we all know that you will be a great judge!! Have fun there with all the other judges.


Corbin said...

Holy Crap! What an adventure! You're going to make an awesome judge!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We sure hope this seclusion doesn't mean you won't be able to blog. We would really miss you. You look quite impressive in your judge's wig. We keep seeing lots of great entries - your job will be tough but we know you will perform superbly.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Sammy and Andy said...

MEOWZA!!!!!!!!! What an exciting life you lead, Frankie!!!!!!! We are so happy we can live vicariously through you, sweet friend....cuz our lives are mostly boring!!!!!!!!

Love to you and yours.

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, YOU'RE A JUDGE FOR THE BIG SHOW!?!?! That's the most primo pawsome news. I'm all proud and excited for your special self. Have fun and enjoy!!
Grr and Woof,

Oskar said...

Oh man, you're going to be a great judge! Sorry about the Phart mobile though.

Nubbin wiggles,

mayziegal said...

What a big adventure you're on, Frankie! And I just LUVS your judge wig. It's Most Judgie. Have fun at the RH's estate. I bet you're gonna be the very best judge EVER!

Wiggles & Wags,

houndstooth said...

You're going to be a great judge, I'm sure of that, but you sure have to go through a lot to get that job! Wowzers! At least you just had to smell the gas and didn't have to get up close and personal to the mangoes like Norwood did!

I have really been training hard! Pip has no idea what he's in for!


K9 + Grace said...

You be da judge!


dewdana said...

You will make an awesome BIS judge Frankie! Mango selected wisely for sure. If you could survive that ordeal at the estate then you are clearly up for the job!

sprinkles said...

Congrats, Frankie! I know you'll be an excellent judge.

Benny and Lily said...

We entered Frankie, we entered. Now for the bribes..........
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Goodness, what a ride! Mango must have studied his judge collection skills at the Secret Service Academy - or with the Mob. We're so relieved you're not going to be held totally incommunicado during your sequestration. At least you can communicate out to us and keep us on the edges of our sofas with your reports on all the judging preparations. We're sure Mango and his charming Mango Momma and stalwart Mister Master will show you a good time during your enforced visit.

Jed & Abby

Ludo van Doggy said...

Wow! At least you made it there safely in the end!

Kari in WeHo said...

Congrats on the judging honors :)