You will notice Right Away... that there is NO picture of Me (Judge Frankie Furter) anywhere in this post.... That would be beclaws... my FURS have been Burned Scorched Singed and Sizzled to a HORRIBLE White ASH!!!! Waaaaaahhhh Sob Whine SOB WHIMPER Waaaaaaaahhhhhh Sob It is just terrible... Don't believe me???? just check out the MangoMinster blog post that chronicles the horrible incident that put me in this state...
BUTT... I do have some SIDE CONTEST INFO FOR YOU!!! YOU will have THREE that you may enter. WHEEEEEE WHEEEEEEE and WHEEEEEE YES.. you may enter them ALL!!!! Click here for Hootie and Baby Rocket Dog's Costume Contest!!!
Click here for Norwood's Find your better half Contest!!!!
AND..... I believe a Contest announcement will be coming up SOON on NOODLES blog. NOTE: You may need to check back in for all the arrangements on this one... butt Noodles has a grrreat blog... so TRUST me you won't mind a bit!!!!
You do NOT want to miss out on all the grrrreat FUN and Super Prize Pressies And REMEMBER... you MAY enter ALL THREE .... check each blog to get the RULES and how you go about ENTERING.
PeeS.... IF... I had any furs left to pull out... I would have done it yesterday. Here is just a few WORDS OF WARNING... TO THE WISE... Never Ever let your Mom's or Dad's know how to GET to your Blogs!!!!
It took me 87 minutes to UN-DO all the stuffs that my mom had done to mine!!!! She is such a dingleberry. She got to my Dashboard and thought the SETTINGS thingy meant that she had to click it... IF SHE WAS SITTING DOWN !!!! Aiiiiiiieeeeee major dooooooofus. Soooo when it Opened... she thought it was a TEST of some sort and she had a MAJOR FLASHBACK to her college years and started clickin circles and messing with MY (Frankie Furter's) settings, which were just the way I wanted them to be. AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I just HOPE that I was able to get everythingy back to Normal.
Yep!!!! Keep the Peeps AWAY from your BLOG... they don't have a CLUE!!! (If you Doubt that my Mom is clueless... here is the Proof... SHE called MANGO.... LITTLE ! Yes my furends.. she actually said... "your little furend Mango". AS IF>>> I mean he isn't called the Relentlessly Huge fur Nothing!!! BaaaaWaaaaah my mom called him LITTLE. CLUELESS I tell you ... CLUELESS!!!)
PeePeeS... Do any of you know if Clairol makes a Fur Color
Called Dashing Dachshund Black and Tan???? I am desperate here.
Your Furend, Frankie Furless
28 comments:
I just know Ruby & Penny will still love you - hair or no!
OOOhhhhhhh My....A hairless weenie dog.....A skinless FRANK.....My teenie weenie eyes jus' can't handle da vision.....so......goodnights!
We're sure you're still very attractive!
The contest sounds like a lot of fun!
Mornin'Mayor Frankie sir. Thank dogness there iz no law that sez a mayor MUST haf hair - u wood look great no matter with or without hair.
Shiloh'n Shasta
I would consult with Lucy - I think Avon has some new fur colors out!
Your pal, Pip
Heeheeeee!
Pip beat me to it!!!
Lucy will be in touch!
Heeheeeee!
Pip beat me to it!!!
Lucy will be in touch!
Ahhhhh dangflabbit! I was gonna say da SAME thing! I would checks with da local Avon Rep too.
Your poor mom. I don't thinks her meant no harm. It's hard to teach old dogs new tricks...at least dat what my mum says. But then hers furgots bout doxies.
Puddles
Dear Frankie,
I am sorry fur not getting involved in the Mango Contest but it is all because I've been tripping over all of the pages and pages of BARKAHOLIC QUESTIONNAIRE ANSWERS lately. I am exhausted....I tell ya...butt it is a worthwhile job, fur sure.
I thought I was imagining things when I read that you mom thought "settings" meant "sittings" and then I rolled over lots of times when she said that Mango was "little"! I guess your mom needs a lot of tutoring! heeehee!
These humans... can't be trusted to do ANYTHING right. I'd talk to your local doggie hair care professional - I wouldn't trust just ANYONE with your furs... And 'little friend Mango'?!? Mango weighs more than Dad. Seriously. Either your Mom hangs out with former (and current) professional wrestlers, or she needs her eyes checked. Just saying... ;-)
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Oh, sorry abouts your singed furs. But if it helps, I've heard peoples say that bald is beautiful! And like a few others have suggested, I KNOW Lucy can help you out!
And thank you for the advice on not letting moms and dads on the bloggie. I'll have to make triple SURE that my mom doesn't mess with mine.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Hey Frankie!
Hang in there Cousin! You'll be back home soon and all will return to normal. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
BOL omg... I can't even comment because, this is just... Oh, Franie...I have no words.
-Corbin
Oh Frankie, how awful! I hear they make Magic Markers in black and tan...
Oh, wow - even OUR heads are swimming with all the goings on! How ever do you keep it straight, Frankie! Hope you get your blog back to normal :) And maybe you need to talk to Lucy about some Avon or something for your hairs.
The Road Dogs
haha - great minds and all. We just saw that Pip and others already suggested Lucy! So it MUST be a great idea! Lucy to the rescue!
The Road Dogs
They love you fur who you are Frankie, BOL! We couldn't resist the pun!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Frankie, we can't believe what happened there at Mango's Estate. Maybe this calls for a special visit for you to see Miss Buzz Off the Groomer.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Just don't use Lucy's Avon stuff OR anything Da Puddles concocts.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
You're right about the computer--we say Just Type!
I hope all gets better for you, my friend....you have so much going on in your life....
Wow...this Mango stuff is really messing with your style huh? hehe...
Oh My humans are so annoying. And to call Mango little what was she thinking. We mean if she was comparing him to an elephant then we guesses little might apply, maybe, probably not.............
Mom says Yuengling makes a nice Black and Tan -
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh! I know! Call Lucy Donkey! She's all all those magic Avon potions and creams. I bet she can fix you right up!
Bunny
Oh you poow dawling..I don't think thewe is a colow as bootiful as youws that Claiwol makes othewise mommi would have used it on hewself awedy. Thank you fow the heads up on not letting my peeps neew the pootew. Mommi once lost a yeaws wowf of my posts fuwwevew, I almost stopped blogging i was in such despaiw.
I love my Pictoowe of my cabinet post
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Hairless??
Oh-oh!
Let me go to MM blog to see what happened!
I don't let my mom play with my blog... no way!
I am afraid she will make it disappear!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
a hairless judge!! We may have this thing called a mop in our kitchen. You could probably use it for hair
Benny & Lily
Happy Wednesday, Frankie!!!!!!! We think you're looking mighty handsome for sure!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, our brotherbean has a long hair that looks so much like you!!!!!!
xxxxxxx
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