It was a Dark and Snowy Christmas Eve. Santa Paws was having a terrible time getting around to all of the good little fur folks' houses. His sleigh was overflowing with stuffies and bully sticks and Milkbones and un-stuffables and rope toys and balls and bones. He was never ever gonna make it to everybuddy before morning.
Alien and Sallie Marie and Indiana had stopped in at our house fur a nice warm bowl of milk and some meatballs in cheese sauce. My WIVES.. The Beautiful Penny and the Ravishing Ruby had made them from there famous recipe. They are the bestest cookers ever.
We were All watching Santa Paw's Progress on the news and could see that it was gonna be a real struggle fur him what with snowflakes the size of squirrel eggs comin down like rodent busters.
We gulped down the last of the meatballs and licked up the cheese sauce and began to PLAN.
It took about 87 seconds fur us to come up with a stratagy.
While Alien rushed off do modify his Space Craft... using secret technology, Sallie, Ruby, Penny, Indiana, and I set up a howl fest to lead Santa Paws to us. We used our high pitched (not fur two legger) tones that we carefully... SING CROW NIZED. We knew that it would be able to easily penetrate the delHOOOGE of giant falling flakes.
Alien worked like a squirrel chasing fiend and finally had his space craft ready... if only Santa Paws could get this far.
SUDDENLY... we started hearing Sleigh Bells Ring.. "we were listenin"... and then we heard
HO HO HO..... MERRY CHRISTMAS
And then POOF Santa Paw's sleigh landed right on the end of Ruby's Tail... Once we got that taken care of... ... We told Santa Paws that we would keep his reindeer safe and fed until he could come back fur them. Then Alien put a force field around Santa and his sleigh and they took off to deliver goodies and fill stocking fur all the good little fur folks ALL OVER THE WORLD.
The Wives and I fed and watered the Reindeer then took Indiana and Sallie back inside to wait. In about 87 minutes we heard Alien's ship and Santa Paws' sleigh land again.
We looked out. The sleigh was TOTALLY EMPTY.
Santa Paws and Alien came in and we all had some more Warm Milk and Cookies (that the three ladies prepared). When we finished... Santa Looked out and Laughed then said that the snowstorm was letting up and that he believed that he would be able to harness up the Reindeer and make his way back to the North Pole. In the blink an eye he was out the door and ready to take off.
Ruby, Penny, Sallie Marie, Indiana, Alien, and I all went out to wave goodbye.
Indian said that he was glad that we had been able to save Christmas.. fur everybuddy Else.
The wives suggested that we go back in and warm up by the woodburner, before everybuddy had to leave.
You will never believe this pawt... when we got down to the warm cozy den... there were about 87 pressies all wrapped and sporting tags. We were stunned. How did they get there???? Santa Paws was never even out of our sight We KNOW his sleigh was EMPTY when he landed. There were pressie packages fur every single one of us. SIGH The End
35 comments:
Morning Frankie
What a great story. Thanks for including us in your quest to save Santa Paws from the squirrely snow flakes.
We know you are gonna win the contest.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
What a great Christmas story :)
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
Great story. Love it!! We're having a Charlie Brown Christmas at my house & I wish I had some of them 87 presents Santa Paws gave you guys but I got the best present of all....my Mommy ans she gors me.
{{{huggies}}}....Mona
That was a great Christmas story, it had a little bit of everything :) Your so sweet to feed his reindeer. But ummm where is the beer in this story?! hehehe
Good mornin'Mr. Frankie. We lovez your Christmas story - them snowflakez must haf bin HOOOOJE! That wuz so good that u'all were able tu help out Santa make to all the furkidz.
Shiloh'n Shasta
And a Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.....Dat story was better den da 'riginal. You needs to writes a book, Frankie...
Ahhh, the wonderment of the Christmas spirit - all good deeds are nicely rewarded. Santa Paws was very pleased with the help you all gave to him. What a great story to start our day!
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Great story Frankie maybe you should be a writer and an actor!
Where's da fotos to backs you story up?
Dat okays cuz I believes you and dat all dis happened. But I has to say I is glad no birdies was in dat wood burner of yours...hehehe...Guess everybuddy could haves Roasted Bird fur dindin though.
Dat was quite da story and I was glued to my seat da entire time waiting to see what was gonna happens. Good thingy ya'll was all theres to help.
Oh and dis is your very furst Christmas being a married dog...gosh, seems like it was just yesterday dat you gots married.
Puddles
Wonderful story! I hope you enjoy the 87 presents from Santa!
Dat be a most kewl beens story Fwankie mee n Rich lovved it, it's had evry fing .
Mee just posted mine n Richies cos we dids it jointed togevver.
Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx
We loves your Christmas story Frankie!
Rama read it out loud to us, we laughed, we cried, we cheered!
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy
Yay! Great story! My favorite part was when Alien worked like a" squirrel chasing fiend!" LOL! Good thing he put that forcefield around Santa!
I'll add the link!
Hugs,
Thank goodness you were there to help.
Oh, and, excellent meatballs and cheese sauce, I might add.
Yours,
What a mystery! How did those pressies get there.....elves? Great story. Can you publish that meatball in cheese sauce recipe? We'd love to try them.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
thanks for letting us know about Barney and Barb. We'll look out for them in case their comments ever come up.
Oprah has been here (in Oz) not here, here, for a week and tried Vegemite. She didn't like it either!
That was the best story ever! Thanks for the smile this afternoon....I needed it after last nights game....I'm just sayin'....
Will there be a play version of this?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Frankie,
OoH I just luvs your Christmas story!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Good Gravy, I was just glued to my seat ... good thinking using your high pitch howl (not fur two leggers). I sure hope Ruby's tail is OK - I hear sleighs are heavy.
Your pal, Pip
P.S.: It is always important to finish the meatballs and lick up the cheese sauce before embarking on important missions!
Aww! Great story! I'll bet Sallie and Alien appreciated your help!
87 presents must have been a lot! BOL! Snowflakes the size of squirrel eggs!
Bunny
Oh Frankie you sure are talented. What a Christmas story!
Benny & lily
Santa Paws is known to be sneaky. And with that number of presents, you must have been very, very good!
Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com
That was the best Santa Paws story I ever heard...I bet those meatballs and cheese were nummy too.
Wags,
Draco
Frankie, You always have the best stories. We Loved it and Thank You for Sharing!
That's a pretty good Christmas Story! My favorite part was the Meatballs in Cheese Sauce!! :)
Wyatt
So glad that we could all save Christmas!! What fun was that! And all of those yummy nommies that Ruby and Penny made for all of us was the tops! Can't wait to get into all those pressies!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
Oh, I luved that story, Frankie! Tell it again!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
That is one good story. I'm glad you were all able to save Christmas so that Santa could still make it to our house (we sent him a long list).
Flash, Alven and Dottie
I was on the edge of my seat the whole time! So glad Santa didn't forget you and you got lotsa pressies after all.
We agree, a terrific Christmas play! It had everything: humor, tension, dramatic dialogue, beautiful ladies, studly gentlemen, and a Christmas miracle. Well done.
Jed & Abby
Fantastic story, Frankie! We read it twice.
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
What a great Christmas story Frankie. :)
Wow, that story would make a great block buster movie! Can I direct it?
Wyatt
wowee,,,
i was glued to my seat!
This story gets 5 *****
love
tweedles
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