Please X Q Z... my dumb mom's Foot. Gizmo came to visit me the other day. He was all dressed up to go and have his pic. taken with the FOR REAL Santa Paws.
Gizmo is HOOOOGE... NOT... he weighs a whoppin two (2) pounds. hehehe
We had a super fantastic time visiting and sniffin and stuff that we guys like to do. NEXT we have: THE Pressie. You will NOT
be believing this.... I THOUGHT she was
MY FUREND... butt look
at what a certain
Floofy Tailed Sibe...
Sent to MY house. A Cookie Tin.... with a gigantic SHIVER SNOWMAN on it!!!
Sent to MY house. A Cookie Tin.... with a gigantic SHIVER SNOWMAN on it!!!
I didn't have a clue who sent it... until I got a whiff of something... familiar. I ran to my toy room and sniffed in the third Dachshund mug on the Left and... YEP... I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT SMELL.... ESSESENCE OF SIBE FLOOF.
I was just about to think that "She" hated me... when I managed to get the Lid off...
And there ... inside was one of the BIGGEST Milkbones I have ever in my whole life seen!!!
Well that made me change my mind about her "intentions" right there and then. No buddy would give a MILKBONE to someone unless they really LIKED them. Thank you so very much my gooooooood furend!!!!! PeeS... you really had me fooled with that return addy that said.... NORTH POLE Y. PA.. This next pawt is never to be believed. My mom and I went to the Library in the "little town" the other day... and we were stopped in our tracks. Even my MOM's Mouth was wide open... Along with all four of our EYES!!
This Sign was on the Computer.... It says... MY name is MANGO. Now look at that thingy.Look hard.
Do you see one tiny bit of Mangoness here? I mean the thingy is not Relentlessly Huge.
And I could not detect one single strand of DROOL anywhere. IMPOSTER.... POOR SUBSTITUTE....
FAKER....
You are NOT Mango. I refuse to call you Mango. Liar LIAR... Fur on FIRE!!!
Total INSANITY. I refuse to believe that Blogville's Own Mango has been.... Cartoonized or PhotoShopped or whatEVER it is that Some Mad Squirrel has tried to do to our RH. SHIVER SHIVER
PeeS.... Don't furget to do some MORE bidding in Blueberry's Auction. there are tons of nice thingys... and the prices are SOOOOO LOW.
Now then let me give you a brief overview of YESTERDAY on my Hill.
Furst... The kitchen refrigerator (we have another one on the sunporch) died the other day. I KNEW what was wrong and told mom to Call the GUY. He would bring what I (Frankie Furter) needed to fix it. SOOOOOO yesterday morning... very much EARLY the GUY came.
Second... it was the day that I had told the shelter I would be bringing my DOUBLE Donation. Sooooo we had 100# of dry food, 6 jars of Peanut butter, 4 boxes of Milkbone Essentials, and 12 cans of BlueBuffalo foods in Jennifer the Jeep. When dad turned the key.... DEAD Battery. (YES>>>> two deaths in 4 days on my hill)
Third... Listening to Whins and Whimpers and HBO/Drunken Sailor Words
Fourth... Unload all the stuffs and put in dad's sucky trucky.
Fifth... Stop at the GOOD library in the Medium sized Town... which does NOT seem to think they can Mess around with our furends. Dump off books and get 4 new ones...(it is going to be really snowy here in a couple of days)
Sixth... Stop at the Shelter.... Listen to the guy Begging fur my Pawtograph beclaws he SAW MY PICTURE AND THE MISS PATTIE STORY IN TODAY'S PAPER... Drop off the foods and say Merry Christmas
Seventh... go to grocery store fur a supple of MILK and CHEESE See Above Re: Snow coming.
Eight... go to Advanced Auto and fork out $179.50 fur a new battery fur Jennifer Jeep.
Ninth... Put pretty bow on said battery and told Jennifer.... Merry Christmas.. She is THRILLED BTW it is something she seems to have wanted fur a while and just didn't say.
So.... now you know what yesterday was like... except fur the Pictures of The GUY and how I (Frankie Furter) fixed the Fridge and saved (SAVED) $665.00 that is 665 Big Green Papers folks. I'll do a full post on this thingy in a day or so..
PeeS.... would anybuddy be interested in making BADGES fur all of Blogville's new Cabinet Secretaries and ASSorted DIGnitaries???? Each one is gonna want their own name and title on it... I'm thinkin???? ANYONE?????
22 comments:
Oh My Stars...you had such a busy day Frankie...Who took cares of da Snowmen all day looooong while you's was out having all dat fun?
There's nothing worse than a fake (well, maybe there are a couple of other things that are worse). This Mango poser must be stopped!
Your pal, Pip
Wowser Frankie dat was an uber busy day yu had. All dis Mango imposterin is most unMango like and not to be tolerated me finks
Mom says we can make badges if yu lets us know what yu wants on dem, we likes doin fings likes that
Luvs
Richie
xx xx
Frankie,
What a busy day you had! I would need a nap fur sure after all of dat busyness. :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
That Milkbone waaaaas HUGE!!! How nommy!
We thinks you need to speak with the librarian about the impersonator that they have in that library! Oh the tragedy!!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
Dats even a rinky dink card saying Mango...it ain't even BIG likes Mango!
Okays, ummmm...sorry but I hads to giggle reading bout your day. I knows Jennifer was thrilled withs her new battery though. Good thing you put a bow on it fur her. I think I needs a nap from jusdt reading all dat you did...whew!
I must tells dat Sibe dat was a clever present hers sent you. Wouldn't haves been nearly as funny in another tin.
Puddles
Whew! I am exhausted after reading abouts all da activity on your Hill, Frankie!
I just love da Gizmo! He is soooo cute. Plus he makes YOU look Huge like da Mango Man!!!
Hey Frankie! I got your holiday card today and it was SHOCKING! Totally. Like it was a snowmanperson card and not YOU! Has your mom forgotten you even exist?
Hey Frankie! Was there any floof in that tin from Khyra? She sent me some once and I went total cracker dog over it.
Hey Frankie! What's going on with the minimalist false Mango stuff now? This is getting out of control.
Hey Frankie! Oh, guess that's it for now.
Slobbers,
Mango
What a busy day! Lots of fake Mango's out there...it's just wrong.
Hey Frankie!!
quick question~
'da Momma got a christmas card from yous police officer Sarge and hers checked the list 87 times and him name not on it?????
She threw away 'da envelopes tinking him on list??
So since yous major and all (and related) can yous help us's solve 'dis mystery??
Tanks so much!!
Josie
Mate, we're exhausted JUST READING about your day!
That Mango thing must be snipped in the bud. As Mayor, you'd better start the letter writing.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Are you going to plant that big Milkbone?
2 lbs? My poops weigh 2 pounds BOL! just kiddin' -we'll maybe not.
Also that is the normal size Milkbone, I get 4 of them when I gets my pedicure, on for each foot.
woof - Tucker
Hey Frankie!
Wow, the gremlins are getting all your stuffs. Sorry to hear about all the deaths in the family (refer and jeep)but at least you got out and about for all of the errands. The library better check their dictionary for a definintion of Mango...I'm sure they'd find a picture of his hugeness. That'd clear up the confusion.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge
I always read that a way to a khanine's heart is through their stomakhh so I figured the Milk-Bone would khancel out the sending of the S****** tin!
As I explained, it is a furry well travelled tin and box - the tin khame from KhaliFURnia thanks to Sammie and Golden Sierra AND the box from Hawaii and Mochi!
Since woo already had some Khyra Floof, I held onto mine fur now!
Thanks fur sending a dusting of snow to keep my Snow Dog tank from RUNNING on empty!
That is khwite a skhary name to khall a khomputer!
I mean - it doesn't even look like fruit!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I hope Jennifer is happy NOW!
Holy Gwacamola Frankie...
we's just got your e-mail from your Mom..
Yous Police Officer really likes our Bloggy 'dat much??? Wow??
To send us a Christmas card?
'dats sooooo specials!!
So did yous know 'dat here in Elgin us's like know 'da real hooman mayor and lots of polical peeps and cops too!!
How cool!!
Laters Frankie!!
Josie
hehe...I knew that Khyra was sending that to you. She sent my rescue some wine corks and told me she was sending you that. heheh
Very nice and clever pressie from Miss Khyra. She really IS a nice sibe, Frankie.
We don't know how to make badges, but we bet someone out there will be able to help you. Your cabinet has to be official with badges and all.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Enjoy your mega-Milkbone!
Pat
www.critteralley.blogspot.com
Gosh, there's so much in this postie that I don't know what to comment on FIRST. Deep breath...
I like your furend, Gizmo. He's very cute and I'm glad you didn't step on him cuz he's very small and you mighta squished him. I think Khyra's awfully nice to send you that GINORMOUS milkbone. I can't believe that computer tried to pass itself off at Mango. It shoulda at least put up a picture of the REAL Mango as a screensaver or something. I think you were most clever to fix the cold box and most thoughtful to buy Jennifer Jeep a new battery. But MOST of all, I thinks you are prolly one of the super bestest doggies I know to donate all that stuff to your shelter!
Whew! I did it!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Holy Cat Feathers! I need to sit down and think about all this! I can't believe Khyra would to with you like that. Insanity! Hard to believe someone would mess with Mango, too.
If you get all that snow, does that mean the snowmen will multiply?
Bunny
P.S. I want a pink badge! I have no idea how to make them, though.
2lbs? thats 1/4 the size of Big Carl!
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
What a buys day & what a terrible Mango faker!
Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar
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