Tuesday, November 9, 2010

THEY... are coming

Now see what Puddles stirred up THIS time??????? She had to go and post about HER Christmas Tree and HER Decorations and Playing HER Theme Song and stuffs, and that just got my mom's crazy brain all going crazy cracker dawg and... POOF... out she came with this NEW stuffs...

A LIGHT up Snowman thingy that you gots to push the button to make work... STUPID.
A S*N*O*W*M*A*N collar that she's gonna FORCE me to wear. See this is Just the NEW snowman stuffs that Old Crazy has bought. You ain't seen NUFFIN yet... Just ask Khyra and Mango and .... of course MY WIVES... they'll all tell you. They SAW about 87 DAYS worth of snowman pictures last year.

This woman did N O T need one single new snowman... butt she bought em anyway. SIGH
Snowman Scissors... beclaws SHE thinks she is SUCH a CUT UP. And Snack jars for me stuffs.

And TWO throw rugs and a new Table Runner... I'd like to show her RUNNER and just get the Heck off this hill.... before the OLD stuff comes out of the BIG Boxes.
You should see in my Toy Room... A skinny Cat couldn't Fart in there beclaws it is now FULL UP with storage boxes (from the brown building) Jammed full of Snowman stuffs.
And once she starts letting them OUT... they are EVERYWHERE. Butt the worst pawt is that she leaves them all up until the Afternoon of the day that Santa Paws comes. It is the BESTEST (outside of my wedding day) day of the entire year. Pressies for Me and the SNOWMEN go BACK into hibernation in the Brown Building.
Darn it Puddles. Couldn't you have found some other way to help your mom? It is WAAAAAY tooooooo Soon for this mess.


Mango said...

Oh NO! Are they coming out already? Oh Frankie! Prepare yourself for the siege.


Mollys Momma said...

Whats wrong with snow men Frankie?

Momma Tea
xx xx xx

3 doxies said...

Uh, I thinks it's confession time....my mum does snowmen too!!!!!!!
It's a shame they don't melt.
Dat one snowman withs da button you has to push...they should haves made it to go off win you clap your hands...heheheheehe!
Maybe we should push them all off a cliff!


Amber DaWeenie said...

OOOHHH.....Da Snowman Invasion!!! (What is da snow? - never saw snows before) (?) I is a Florida weenie! Talk to's me bouts Palm trees and we's has somethin to talks about. Are da snowmen after da Puddles too? You can turns da snowmen into big wet puddles. See, I confused. So is my brudder, Max (DaOdderWeenie). On, never mind - me go's to looks for da beer and Cheetos now.

Maggie Mae said...


My mom luvs to decorate our house wif snowmen too...dad not so much. ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh dear Mr. Frankie sir - we TOTALLY unnerstand your #@$%$^%&. Our mom iz havin'sum peeple come intu our house this week tu make the carpet look all nice (who fer - we like it the way it iz) so she can start puttin'out all kindz of Christmas stuffz ('an believe us, our mom haz LOTZ of Christmas stuffz) only she haz all difrent kindz not just all 1 kind.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Levi Mac said...

It will be interesting to see what my mom does? I don't know. This will be our first christmas together :)

Team Beaglebratz said...

We just realized sumthin' - we thinkz all our momz git tugether(meet at sum secret locashun) an'compare notez an'their Christmas stuffz an'then d-side tugether when tu bring it all out tu haf 1 more thin'tu annoy us with. Itza conspiracy - that'z what it iz.

Sam and Pippen said...

Oh! Man! We never realized how lucky we are... mom doesn't really decorate for Christmas cuz it's just us BUTT after reading Puddles post the other day she went out and bought a wreath to hand on the front door! And get this... no one can really see it because the door is dark brown and the wreath is made out of cranberries!

Sam and Pippen

Hound Girl said...

BOl we are totally snowmen people over here too!! I cant wait!!!

road-dog-tales said...

Well, we have to agree that it's kinda early for snowmen to come out, HOWEVER, our Mom kinda likes the snowmen, too, so she's looking forward to seeing your Mom's collection.
PeeS- She only likes the snowmen that are fake :) Not so much the real ones!

The Road Dogs

Mr. Pip said...

Bawhaaaa!!! A skinny cat couldn't fart in there, that's funny stuff!!! I may have to send my skinny feline brother over to test this out!

Your pal, Pip

Wyatt said...

That's a lot of snowmen. We have Santa sheets...we put em on the bed around July (we get you!)


I like your new collar, have you tried it on yet?

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Snowmens invasion time already!! You'd better hide, Frankie!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Our Mom gets started early with all the decorations too, but for some reason it hasn't started here yet. We didn't know you last year, so we guess there is lots more to be seen:) Mom swears she won't buy any more new stuff, but we shall see.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

We think it is time for a hoarder intervention...don't you think so Frankie. My mama #2 is super good at thats.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
PS: Mamas have downsized things immensely so that in the basement a whole hoard of cats could fart and the sound would reverberate off the walls! Hehehehehe!

Mack said...

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...."
Frankie, I am just thinking on what kinda TREATS your mom is gonna fill that jar with!

Remington said...

Oh Frankie, just smile and get in the spirit of things. Sometimes the good feeling rubs off on you....smile, my friend, grab some cookies and sit back and enjoy the moment! You know what they say -- if momma's happy, everybody's happy!

Barbara said...

Frankie, I never understood the "go all out at Christmas decorating" anyway, but I now have a new phrase in my vocabs..."the skinny cat fart" one.

I laughed and laughed.

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Frankie we know what you are talking abouts. Our Mom already has xmas stuff slowly making its way out...I say she better feed me sopme turkeys before she starts decorating!


K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hi Fwankie!!! I like snowmen so I think your mommy has very good taste! Heehee! And I think we should celebrate Christmas allll year long!!



scotsmad said...

Some of them look quite chewable, Frankie!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

The snowmen khome marching in like ants I do believe!


Sagira said...

Snowmen already? WOW!
I have to admit that the collar is cute though Frankie. :)

BTW..that mall is called Tuttle Crossing. The store is Moochie's and Co and you can go to that store anytime. They have them in several malls and as long as you use the entrance closest to their store you can bring the pups in. :)

sprinkles said...

Snowmen aren't so bad, Frankie! Well, as long as they aren't real. I don't care for the real thing just because I'm not a big fan of snow.

One thing is for sure - you won't have to share your food or toys or anything with them.

sprinkles said...

Snowmen aren't so bad, Frankie! Well, as long as they aren't real. I don't care for the real thing just because I'm not a big fan of snow.

One thing is for sure - you won't have to share your food or toys or anything with them.

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! No snowmen decor at my house but you just gave my mom an idea. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anonymous said...

Oh, I likes those snowmans, Frankie! They're all smiley and happy and stuff! Oh! Maybe your mom will makes SNOWMAN cookies! That wouldn't be so bad, would it? That would be the best of both worlds. Cuz your mom would have cookies shaped like snowmans and you could bites their little heads off!

Wiggles & Wags,

Zona said...

I know just what to get you for Christmas now!! BOL!


Kari in WeHo said...

that stuff is still in hiding at our house


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Eggsactly how many snowman scissors duss one hooman need? Is your mom ambidextrious?

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaa ha ha! I remember Snowman Fest 2009! It looks like this year's will last even longer. I will be giggling about this all night!


Lorenza said...

I was wondering when we would start seeing them!
Kisses and hugs

Oskar said...

My mom person loves snowpeople! She tries to wait until after Thanksgiving to get it out though.

Nubbin wiggles,

Benny and Lily said...

wow Frankie cool stuff. Careful so she doesn't pull out a snowman costume for you
Benny & Lily

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

You should be one deeply confused little dog, what with two wives, "cousin" Francine [anyone ever seen you two together?] and now snowmen of every stripe & hue raining down on your head. You seem amazingly resilient, little dude, so we're sure you'll survive this Christmas cycle - although these cycles do seem to come closer together and last longer every year.

Jed & Abby

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
I'm totally thrilled the snowmen are back! I don't care what you say, they are the most fun ever. Mom & Dad love to see your house when the snowmen have taken over! At least you got a new collar and new treat jars...I bet she fills them with goodies just for you!
Grr and Woof,