Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I was DogNapped...

You will NEVER EVER believe this one. BUTT it IS true. I was supposed to go to Sarge's house for the weekend, butt Do you remember the Groomer Lady... Miss Buzz Off? Well, she must have been missing me something awful so she wanted me to go and stay with her for about 87 minutes. I was more than willing to do that for her, beclaws.. well she doesn't have a DACHSHUND and you all know how sad that would make a two legger. So I went there on Thursday morning... and I took her out into the woods for a little walkie to make her feel better about not having ME.. (Frankie Furter) to live with and all. BUTT... when I got back with her... My mom and Dad had already LEFT for Pencil Vane Eh Ah. AND...

I was stuck with Miss Buzz Off and Benny the poodle and Louis the German Shepard. I had to do stuff with them for MORE than 87 HOURS.
I had to take them for walks in the woods.

Come on Miss Buzz Off... we are going THIS way... beclaws I (Frankie Furter) want to go THIS way.

I had to teach Louis and Benny how to get down close to the work area... beclaws they are HOOOGE and tall.

Then I had to teach them how to get their pictures taken... MY (Frankie Furter's) way!!

Miss Buzz Off tried to KEEP me from taking Benny and Louis to some GRRRRREAT places, by putting me on a LOOOOOONG walkin' string. I put a stop to that sillyness P.D.Q. (Pretty Dachshund Quickly).

I just said... take this silly thingy OFF ... right now or else I will NOT teach Louis and Benny how to roll in Poops and stuff.

I had my SockMonkey bed and my Red Travel bag with me.... beclaws... OF COURSE I was supposed.... S U P P O S E D... to be going to Sarge's house. Do you see my stuffs up there at the top. This is ME getting Louis all excited about my 87 MINUTE visit.

Louis and I had to get to know each other.... really well.
Now... there was someone else there too. His name is EVIL CAT !!!
I don't want to show you any pictures of him... TODAY beclaws this is enough trauma for you to have to endure for ONE day.
Let me tell you what though, I was there for WAAAAAAY more than 87 HOURS. And some of it was... well ... let me just say that I am darned glad to be HOME.
Prepare yourself for MORE of this HORROR tomorrow.
I don't want to leave you with the Idea that Louis and Benny were not nice. They WERE. It is just that... they don't have a blog or email and stuffs like we all do... Sooooo I had a LOT of teaching on my paws.


Wild Dingo said...

Oh my dawg, Louis in that first photo looks like WTF is THAT? when he's all looking at you and then the camera. he's never been in the presence of such stardom.

I don't know how you're gonna teach them so much in so little time. You're only ONE dachshund afterall. geesh. the work you have cut out for you. your paws are filled!

Mack said...

You were certainly a busy doxie! I just know Ben & Louis were appreciative of all you taught them.

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,
egads! you were totally dognapped by miss buzz off! i can't believe you had to go without bloggin' and bark mail and cell phones and stuff for more than 87 hours!! it must have been way tiring to have to teach benny and louis all the most important stuff. they sound a little sheltered if you ask me. ;) you must be so super pooped now that you are finally home. pretty please go take a looooong snooze and get your energies back!

the booker man

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Hmmm, Frankie, we thinks maybe you doth protest too much, sure looks like you had some good times during that more than 8 hours visit with Louie and Benny. We sure hope Sarge wasn't too disappointed.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Wow, Frankie, I is traumatized just reading about your skeery traumas. Thank goodness Louie and Benny were nice. Can you imagine if they woz not? You sure did teach them a thing or two.

Life with 5 dogs said...

Frankie, I am glad to hear that you took your friends Benny and Louis for a walk and Taught them how to get their pictures taken, looks like they needed that lesson.
Glad to hear that you were able to take your Sock Money bed on Vacation with you, nothing like sleeping in your own bed!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! You had a great time with Miss Buzz Off, Benny n Louis. Not bad at all being DogNapped. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Ruby and Penny said...

Looks like you had loads of fun teaching Benny & Louis how to be dachshunds.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Zona said...

So much teachables going on... you must be exhausted!! Did you sign them up for bloggies? Sorry you missed Sarge though. We're going back up that way again on Friday but STILL not his way. Pencil-vane-eh-ah is HUGE! Glad they forgot your monkey bed and travel bag when they left so you had all of your things! I don't think Louis and Benny would have things that would fit you...


PeeS: Louis looks a little bit like me. I wonder if we're cousins?

The Teacher's Pets said...

A dachshund's work is never done, right Frankie? I mean furst you had to take Louis and Benny our for walks, show them how to roll in poop, take Miss Buzz Off for a walk, and show them all how to pose fur the camera in an 87 hour time frame! I tell ya, Frankie, you should win the Man of the Year Award for all of the work you do....maybe your mom should have a ceremony fur you when you get back at home sweet home!

Anonymous said...

Whew! I was so very much worried abouts you, Frankie, and wondered where you had gone. And I guess if you had to be dognapped, it wasn't so bad being dognapped by Miss Buzz Off. Although it looks like you had to work awfully hard (and overcome humiliations like that long string) while you were there.

I'm a little skeered to read your postie tomorrow, though.

Wiggles & Wags,

Lola said...

This is a horrifying story, Frankie. We need to take it seriously. If it could happen to you, it could happen to any of us. It'll be hard reading the horrors in your next post, but I will force myself to do it. It doesn't do to keep one's head in the sand. Unless one is an ostrich, of course.

lotsa licks, Lola

3 doxies said...

I heard through da vine dat Ms Buzz Off had to commit herself when yu left. I can't remember if it was cuz you came or left. More likely cuz you came...I dunno. Then again, maybe it was cuz her don't haves a doxie.
You can't teach a nondoxie too much...can't let "other" know our secrets.


Texas The Doxie said...

Hey dat looks like funn! I wanna be dognapped too!!!

Corbin said...

Wow, scary stuff! Glad you're home safe!

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Bless your heart Frankie!!


animal lover, quilt lover said...

HI Frankie,
Thanks so much Frankie for coming to say happy birthday to Bambi!!!
I am so sorry you have to do sosooo much stuff all the time. You are the hardest working Doxie I have ever known!!! You DO have your PAWS FULL!!!!!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

Hailey said...

FF. What an excellent teacher you are! Have you ever thought of becoming a Professor FF?? You would make a great one!

Hugs & smoochies!! XOXO

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

It looks like all of woo had lots of fun -

Despite the duplicity!


Three Dogs Long said...

Around here, we call that a "wiener napping" - of the worst kind!
Thank dawg you were able to show them how to do thing right, it's a huge job for one doxiekin!

((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

PS - Luv the name of your groomer! lol!

houndstooth said...

You sure had your work cut out for you! We were holding out breath in hopes that you were going to make it out of there alive and with all your furs! Don't scare us like that anymore!


Maggie Mae said...


It sure looks like you had fun even if you was DogNapped... ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

George the Lad said...

Looks like you had alot on your paws!!! you make a good teacher.
See Yea George xxx

sprinkles said...

OMD, it sure wasn't much of a vacation for you gettin' dognapped and all. It's probably gonna take 87 naps and treats each to make up for the horror that you had to endure for more than 87 hours. I don't know how you managed, Frankie! Especially with that EVIL CAT!!!

I'm almost afraid to read tomorrow's post.

Oskar said...

How most confusing! I'm sorry that you didn't get to see Sarge, but I bet they were very happy to have such a wise doggie in their midst!

Nubbin wiggles,

Mango said...

Frankie, you are looking mighty smallish there with your full sized pals. I hope you were nice to them because they could kind of eat you for lunch. Can't wait to see how it turns out.


Sandra said...

Oh my goodness Frankie that sounds very serious. To be caught off guard like that and then have such a big responsibility on your paws teaching those two all those things. Wow! At least we know you can handle it. Hope it all turns out okay.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

Anonymous said...

No Sarge AND 87 hours? How did you do it? Oh my!

woo woos, Tessa

Kari in WeHo said...

DogNapping is scary business!


Mr. Pip said...

Frankie, thank goodness you are back and safe. We were looking for you everywhere. I was worried sick ...literally was sick for a few days. Mama thinks it was from something I ate (like the old pizza I pulled out of the trash), BUT I told her that it was because I was so worried about my dear friend Frankie.

Your pal, Pip

Autumn the maltese said...

Despite all the grumble, you seems like having lots of fun!! Well, I do understand how you fell, as I'm currently teaching Jasmine how to live a 'life' like me!! She's such a bad student! not even know how to pose for a picture -_-

autumn & jasmine

road-dog-tales said...

Good thing you came along to straighten these guys out, Frankie!
The Road Dogs