Saturday, October 16, 2010

I MURDERED a MOLE !!!

WARNING: THIS post is N O T for squeeeeeeeeemish ones. You girrrrls will prolly FAINT and stuffs if YOU look at it. Here is the REAL DEAL... Thursday... I FINALLY did IT. I (Frankie Furter) ALL BY MYSELF... managed to Gwalk A Moley... for REAL. YEP ! YOU got that Right. I caught and MURDERED my very furst EVER .... Ground Mole !!!

I did it out in the GARDEN which is not one of my favorite places for Gwalking Moleys. Butt... I was in the RIGHT place at the RIGHT time. My dad was out there and he was pulling up the last of the Green Pepper plants. Soooooo I was all on my own.
Last WARNING.... there WILL be Blood and Gore and stuffs. Sooooo you might want to stop right here. BUTTTTTTTTT if you want to SEE my Trophy Moley... Follow me down... the GLORY TRAIL.
This is me Sniffin the Dead Body.
Here I am makin sure that it couldn't Hurt my mom or dad or nothing.


I made it all happen very FAST and merciful.

I am soooooooo DARNED PROUD OF MY HUNTING SKILLS.




Just Look at it. I wanted mom to SKIN it and TAN its Hide and stuff so that I could make a very much SPECIAL something for my Beloved WIVES... Ruby and Penny.




BUTT my Mom was being all Butt Scooter like and said that... GASP... It is toooo little to skin and stuffs like that. Brother was I ever Peed Off about that. Just look at him... ISN'T HE A BEAUTY????? Butt do you think my mom would let me even get the HEAD MOUNTED???? NOPE>>> I even went to my dad and HE even tried to reason with the Witch. Dad even said... Butt every Boy wants his FURST Kill Mounted and up on the Wall fur everybuddy to see. NOPE... SHE...wasn't having any pawt of it. Witch... Wicked Witch.

I'm tellin you the thingy was HOOOOOOGE... Just LOOK for yourself. What was SHE thinking of??? Certainly not of the MIGHTY HUNTER which I have NOW (finally) become.
The Woman is a WITCH. She kept telling be I was Very Much Goooood and stuffs, butt she just didn't get the FULL Picture. She just kept on sayin... he is soooooooo smart... he didn't harm a Hair on the Bunnies... and he KNEW to Kill the MOLE. I am sooooooo PROUD of YOU FRANKIE !! Butt STILL would not let me keep the Skin and Head. Phttttttttt on her! BAH I say BAH Phtttttt to you Mom. YOU are NOT playing FAIR.

This is TROPHY MATERIAL.

I could hardly have an afternoon nap just thinking about .... WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN!
Well, at least I have PICTURES to PROVE my Gwalk A Moley Skills. Sigh









42 comments:

Mango said...

Frankie! Well done, dude! Of course I think you should have eaten the little guy. Raw diets are all the rage.

Slobbers,
Mango

thedreadpiratejack said...

I be impressed Frankie wivs yor hunting skills . I has posted somefing just fer yu on my blog !
Lovs
Richie
x x x

Lola said...

Oh my dogness, Frankie. You are a great doxie hunter. I think the pictures are probably sufficient as trophies go. After all, when hunters started mounting things they didn't have digital cameras. I don't think I'll ever catch anything. But I keep trying with the squirrels.

lotsa licks, Lola

3 doxies said...

ROFLOA....I has no idea what your mom's deal is! I think it would be just wonderfuls to mount dat bad boy up in your room. I has a coupon furs da taxidermy...they comes in da mail around heres...hehehehe!
Then you could also make hers a nice little change purse withs da left overs...I know hers would REALLY appreciate it.
Well done Frankie...well done!
I gotts gives ya props firs dis most wonderful kill!

Puddles

Frankie Furter said...

You should go to see what Richie has up on his post today...
http://thedreadpiratejack.blogspot.com

He has put up a tribute to my
Gwalk A Moley murdering skills.
That Richie is a grrrrreat one.

Sam and Pippen said...

That's a mole? huh... it looks like a hairball from the kitteh...

Anyways, we are very much impressed by your hunting skills. Have you thought of mailing it to Ruby and Penny? Maybe their mom would stuff it for you?

Sam and Pippen

AFSS said...

I got me a mole awhile back the cats showed me how.

Congrats Frankie.~Fenris

Mr. Pip said...

Wow Frankie!!! Now, I saw Richie's post before this one so I just thought you were engaged in the hunt and had no idea you already made the kill! I am most impressed!

Your pal, Pip

Sam said...

Good Job Frankie!!!

She should have at least fried it up for you and let you eat it! :p

mayziegal said...

Oh, Frankie! Brudder Ranger wanted to say something to you but he's all too overcome with emotions about how proud he is of you. And he suuuure does understand about moms being unreasonable about not wanting to mount the trophies and he's very sorry about that.

I think you did a grrrrreat service for your mom and dad. Just think how much better they're gonna sleep tonight knowing there's one less blood-thirsty mole in the world!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

My sis Sydney is so jellyus coz she already done murdered all of the moles on our whole block! She has almost maded them to extinkshun in our whole town! You done her prowd.

George the Lad said...

Frankie, you are the one and only number one mole catcher, well done, shame on mom not letting you have it as a trophie, can you not hide it until it rots at least you would have the skull!!
See Yea George xxx

Sarge said...

Hey Cousin Frankie!
WOW! Good for you! I am soooo proud. I've been bashing critters for years and I love a good munk mangle. You're a real dachshund killer now and we have this great thing in common. Good job! I just mangled a field mouse this past week. Dad is always so pleased with me. Even though you weren't able to keep the trophy, everyone knows you did it and the proof is on the blog.
Grr and an Impressed Woof,
Sarge

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Frankie! Thats terrible! Oh... you are a good hunter!! I can't believe you could kill a big critter like that!

Licks,
Ruthie

Zona said...

Holy Gwalk A Moley! You are such a fantastical hunter! I haven't killed anything before (I actually slow down when I get too close, I LOVE the chase!) but Phoenix has. I hope she doesn't find out that Puddles has coupons for taxidermy. You doxies make me BOL!

Wags,
Zona

PeeS: I think it's the perfect size for mounting in your room!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Today a mole
Tomorrow a badger

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Or maybe a mountain

Kari in WeHo said...

well done!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, congrats to you, Frankie. Now you can play that song Richie posted over and over. Too bad Mom wouldn't let you stuff your treasure for the girls. If TD had been there, he would have swallowed the mole whole:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

road-dog-tales said...

You ARE a Mighty Hunter, Frankie! Since you can't keep it, maybe try it with a bit of BBQ sauce :)
The Road Dogs

Mack said...

It is a SHAME indeed your mom won't let you get him stuffed. That way every day you could be reminded of your moley victory!

Remington said...

MURDER! Oh my, I hope you don't go to jail for 87 years!

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Wow, Frankie. You are quite the hunter. You should be the poster child for dachshund hunters. One iof these days you abnd Brooklyn need to go hunting together. All I ever killed was cockroach.

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Maggie Mae said...

Holy Gwalk A Moley Frankie! I am very impressed with your hunting skills. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

the booker man said...

mr. frankie!
two paws up!! way to hunt down that pesky mole!! it's too bad your mama won't let you skin the little goober cuz you could totally make somethingie nice for your wives. at least you have the awesome pictures, though!

*woof*
the booker man

detroit dog said...

Uh-oh! We might have to make you an honorary greyhound -- that's how fast you are!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

We's thought about 'dis post for 87 minutes!!

We's tink Puddles was corrupted our little innocent Furter Man!!

hee hees...
Is dere going to be a Mole receipt 'dat involves cheeto's and beers? HA HA!!

Hugs!!
'da Josie

rottrover said...

Mr. Frankie! Congrats on realizing your own "inner doxie." Way to go, man. Maybe if you mail it to Puddles she can make a stew out of it. Just sayin'.

Jazzi said...

Congrats, WTG, Good job!! You are a mighty hunter. You make us all proud!! If she wont mount the head, maybe she will frame a picture, that is bout the same, what do you think??

wags
Jazzi

scotsmad said...

You are the Mighty Hunter, Frankie. We're proud just to know you.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow it is just like in the faymus song i killd a mole and i liked it!!! ha ha ok bye

Benny and Lily said...

Oh dear Franky and you call us gamblers! BOL
Benny & Lily

sprinkles said...

OMD, I don't even think I've ever seen a mole around here!

Well, I'm thinking maybe you should kill a bunch more and with all that skin, surely you should have enough to make someting purdy for your wives.

houndstooth said...

Frankie, we are totally and completely impressed! You know what I think would impress your wives? Sneak out and skin it anyway, then make yourself a loincloth! Ruby and Penny will be weak in the knees!

Bunny

Amber DaWeenie said...

All I can says is YUCK! My brudder, Max-a-Million (I call him da Mutant--Mom calls him da Maxie) killed a big Palmetto buggy once and Mom got all mad and stuff cause da buggy insides was all over da place. You really don' wanna keep dat thing, do ya?

Wyatt said...

Stanzie is giving you a high five right now, Frankie! She is the queen of the mole hunt. She likes to leave them up by the front porch, for mom to find. Guess she wants mom to get out the crockpot! BOL

Wyatt

Miley said...

Well done Frankie! I guess I didn't whine & faint after all! I'm a girly girl, and like pretty things (and mud and stuff), but I did it!

Anyways, back to YOU! I'm so impressed! Why didn't your mum let you mount it? Your first kill should be shown to everybuddy. I've never seen a mole before, and it is very strange looking! I would have said it looked small, until you said it was HUGE! I guess seeing as you are about the size of Hiney the Great Dane, it would be huge. Anyways, if it was small I wouldn't be able to see it all the way here in Australia, would I?

Cuddles & licks,
Love Miley xxx

P.S. Good boy for not harming bunnies! Oh, beware of them, they are VISCOUS!

Tucker said...

Um Frankie... does this make you a cat? I mean cat's are the killers... doggies are suppose to be lovers.

Just sayin' I wouldn't be surprised if you start meowing and using a litter box... BOL!

woof - Tucker

Lorenza said...

Good job, Frankie!
And the pictures are... errr.... interesting...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Ewwwwww... yuck-a roonies. We shouldn't of looked. M&M

Doxie Rod said...

what a good hunter you are! way to keep those skills sharp. next stop - badgers.

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey there Mr. Frankie - u r the MAN or the DOXIE-MAN dude. Shiloh hazn't bin able tu catch anythin'yet - he chases every critter out of the yard with hiz bellerin'n Aroo. Shasta caught that mouse - even tried tu give it tu mom fer a prezent butt mom wuz havin'nuthin'tu du with. Momz r soooooooo weird sumtimez - yourz won't even let u make a trophy frum your mole.

Twix said...

YOU are my hero!
Snuggles,
Twix