DawgNapped Part 2 PLUS... ANNOUNCEMENT

FURST... THE ANNOUNCEMENT: A few weeks back somebuddy asked if I would be willing to do a ONCE A MONTH post on ... Blog Etiquette and Blog Questions and Blog Problems. It was even suggested that perhaps I could do this with PUDDLES. I had to think that over... and then I thought well heck why not... sooooooo I asked Puddles and she said YES. Here is how it will work... if you have a question about blogging email it to me
frankiefurter(AT)wildblue(DOT)net be sure you use NET and NOT com
Puddles and I will BOTH give you our feed back... AND... if we Don't know... we will ask our readers to help us out with it. We will do this on or about the 15th. of the month.
If you would like to have your question (s) be anonymous just say so in the email. Please put Blog Etiquette in the subject line of the email... so that it doesn't get lost in the shuffle.
OKAY?????

Now... for PAWt 2 of .... DawgNapped:

This is ...... EVIL CAT !!! It lives at Miss Buzz Off's . I could NOT teach Evil Cat one single thingy while I was there. It just went around doing whatever it darned well felt like doing. SHOCKING isn't it !!!!
I had a very much difficult time teaching Louis and Benny about the PROPER way to bed sleep. Louis didn't even WANT to sleep in the bed... ever... I had to fix that right away. AND Benny wanted to take up WAAAAAAY too much room... so I just made him sleep ...someplace ELSE.
THEN.. there was the problem of Miss Buzz Off and her odd behavior... you won't believe this butt SHE didn't like for me to LICK HER to Sleep. I had to explain to her that my mom would NEVER get any sleep if I didn't lick her arm and face. Once I got that explained... Miss Buzz Off was sooooooo much more rested and refreshed when SHE got out of bed in the mornings. That poor soul must have been EXHAUSTED until I came along.
Now here is the worstest of the BED problems that I had to get Fixed... QUICKLY. Mr. and Miss Buzz Off did NOT know that THEY were supposed to get up... EARLY and go QUIETLY about their business... for about 87 mins. while I (Frankie Furter) caught up on my last bit of bed sleep. AND... guess what ELSE... Benny and Louis didn't know that they should NEVER get up as soon as Mr. and Miss Buzz Off do. I really had to get my point across to the Whole Crew... and in a Hooooooge Hurrrrrrry too. I mean REALLY!! That household needed HELP with a capital H. No self respecting Dachshund would EVER get up as soon as the two leggers do. They are sooooo slow about stuffs in the morning. They would NOT have had my fresh water ready and my breakfast foodables set out or... be prepared to open the door for me the very INSTANT that my Paws hit the floor. Holy-Gwalk-A-Moley.... what a sad place that was... BEFORE I (Frankie Furter) set them straight.


AND... this is something ELSE that EVIL CAT did... it got into MY travel basket.

Now this was another problem. Mr. Buzz Off guy had a 4-wheeler... almost exactly like MINE. BUTT... are you ready... He would NOT allow me to ride on it. What a stingy Butt. I tried and tried to tell him that I LOVE to ride on MY 4-wheeler and that I KNOW HOW and everything... butt would he listen to me... NOPE. Sooooo I just refused to Lick HIM to sleep. So THERE.... Mr. Buzz Off guy.

I did have some Major success in teaching Benny how to Properly leave PeeMail.

Now.... Tomorrow I will show you the very WORST and SCARY pawt of the whole thingy. It will be PROOF that... EVIL CAT ... was (and still IS) BAAAAAAAAD.