Thursday, October 7, 2010

DawgNapped Part 2 PLUS... ANNOUNCEMENT

FURST... THE ANNOUNCEMENT: A few weeks back somebuddy asked if I would be willing to do a ONCE A MONTH post on ... Blog Etiquette and Blog Questions and Blog Problems. It was even suggested that perhaps I could do this with PUDDLES. I had to think that over... and then I thought well heck why not... sooooooo I asked Puddles and she said YES. Here is how it will work... if you have a question about blogging email it to me
frankiefurter(AT)wildblue(DOT)net be sure you use NET and NOT com
Puddles and I will BOTH give you our feed back... AND... if we Don't know... we will ask our readers to help us out with it. We will do this on or about the 15th. of the month.
If you would like to have your question (s) be anonymous just say so in the email. Please put Blog Etiquette in the subject line of the email... so that it doesn't get lost in the shuffle.

Now... for PAWt 2 of .... DawgNapped:

This is ...... EVIL CAT !!! It lives at Miss Buzz Off's . I could NOT teach Evil Cat one single thingy while I was there. It just went around doing whatever it darned well felt like doing. SHOCKING isn't it !!!!
I had a very much difficult time teaching Louis and Benny about the PROPER way to bed sleep. Louis didn't even WANT to sleep in the bed... ever... I had to fix that right away. AND Benny wanted to take up WAAAAAAY too much room... so I just made him sleep ...someplace ELSE.
THEN.. there was the problem of Miss Buzz Off and her odd behavior... you won't believe this butt SHE didn't like for me to LICK HER to Sleep. I had to explain to her that my mom would NEVER get any sleep if I didn't lick her arm and face. Once I got that explained... Miss Buzz Off was sooooooo much more rested and refreshed when SHE got out of bed in the mornings. That poor soul must have been EXHAUSTED until I came along.
Now here is the worstest of the BED problems that I had to get Fixed... QUICKLY. Mr. and Miss Buzz Off did NOT know that THEY were supposed to get up... EARLY and go QUIETLY about their business... for about 87 mins. while I (Frankie Furter) caught up on my last bit of bed sleep. AND... guess what ELSE... Benny and Louis didn't know that they should NEVER get up as soon as Mr. and Miss Buzz Off do. I really had to get my point across to the Whole Crew... and in a Hooooooge Hurrrrrrry too. I mean REALLY!! That household needed HELP with a capital H. No self respecting Dachshund would EVER get up as soon as the two leggers do. They are sooooo slow about stuffs in the morning. They would NOT have had my fresh water ready and my breakfast foodables set out or... be prepared to open the door for me the very INSTANT that my Paws hit the floor. Holy-Gwalk-A-Moley.... what a sad place that was... BEFORE I (Frankie Furter) set them straight.

AND... this is something ELSE that EVIL CAT did... it got into MY travel basket.

Now this was another problem. Mr. Buzz Off guy had a 4-wheeler... almost exactly like MINE. BUTT... are you ready... He would NOT allow me to ride on it. What a stingy Butt. I tried and tried to tell him that I LOVE to ride on MY 4-wheeler and that I KNOW HOW and everything... butt would he listen to me... NOPE. Sooooo I just refused to Lick HIM to sleep. So THERE.... Mr. Buzz Off guy.

I did have some Major success in teaching Benny how to Properly leave PeeMail.

Now.... Tomorrow I will show you the very WORST and SCARY pawt of the whole thingy. It will be PROOF that... EVIL CAT ... was (and still IS) BAAAAAAAAD.


Lola said...

Well, you had yourself a time, there, didn't you Frankie. It seems like it was all work, work, work for you. However, you must have left the Buzz Offs better off than you found them and at least you have that satisfaction.

lotsa licks, Lola

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Hey Frankie. Glad your back home, theres no place like home. We've not been around much this weeks and was shocked to herer about Dude. We'll go over there right now. Miss Buzz Off really was lost before you got there. Maybe she'dd get her own dachshund now.

Great idea you got there. This should be a riot with you and Puddles in charge. The voice of reason and the goffy one.


Mack said...

Solid proof....cats are evil

Mango said...

I think I have seen that cat's picture at the post office. Evil! Evil! Now, about that sleeping in stuff. I am totally with you. PeeWee is always making momma get up too early and then she wakes ME up and I have to run out and eat breakfast before the squirt eats mine AND his.

I am not certain about the night time slathering of slime on the humans. Is that like when the spider wraps its victims up in a cocoon of spider slobber? Sounds kind of icky to me.


Three Dogs Long said...

Hard to believe the Buzz Offs have managed things this long, without your guidance, Frankie.

PeeS-in our house - the four leggers think it's imperative to get up at 5:00-5:30 every morning - the hoomans are not amused!

((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Hound Girl said...

Cats are scary!!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, Frankie, you must have been exhausted by the time you finished all that teaching at the Buzz Off's place. We would think you would need twice as much as 87 minutes to stay in bed after the humans get up. Great job getting that household in order.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...




Mr. Pip said...

So glad you set them straight on the sleeping arrangements. I think that evil cat is kind of cute, Frankie that wrong??? Maybe my tummy troubles are clouding my judgement?

Your pal, Pip

Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

What an adventure!

Wags and Licks,
Mollie JO & Bobo

Jazzi said...

Hi Frankie
Looks like you had your work cut out for you for sure. They needed your help BAD!! I am wondering just How did they even exist without yor knowledge?? Some people are just "clueless" BOL


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Now Frankie, dussn't you think you is taking up a little too much space on the bed there? I mean, Louis is kinda falling off the bed, hanging on there for deer life. I think mebbe that is why the evil cat woz in your travel baskit. It mite has been revenge.

road-dog-tales said...

Frankie - We're not sure how you put up with all of this. But, we guess you have to go where you are needed - and boy, did they need you! You must be exhausted and thrilled to be back home!
The Road Dogs

Mack said...

Mom is dying to know: what is the pop up snappy finger?

Ruby and Penny said...

That evil cat looks just like our evil Chester, except it has long furs.
We love to chase Chester in the yard. Lots of fun.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

3 doxies said...

Hehehehe...poor Shawnee da Shep...cleary he don't knows how much we can actually take up.
Hey did you happen to try to teach them doggies how to burrow and dig and stuffs like dat?
Now at furst, I thought da kitteh was gonna go home and tries to be you new brudder but now I just wonder if he tastes like chicken.
I thinks dis is gonna be a fun Q&A.


Remington said...

Please don't send the Evil cat to my house....mine are all nice....

Benny and Lily said...

Frankie kitty kats are met for two things Halloween and to scare us. Maybe bed etiquette would be a good idea too. Looking forward to blog questions
Benny & Lily

Anonymous said...

WHAT? It gets WORSE?

Oh, those poor peoples! I just feel so sorry for them. Their house sounds like it's all willy nilly and stuff. Do you think they're gonna be able to remember what you taught 'em? Or do you think they're gonna forget everything without you there to keep them in line?

I'm sorry bouts the evil kitteh. Ours aren't evil at all. Um, wait a sec...what, Brudder Ranger? No, he's not. Brudder Capn Ripley is NOT evil...he's just eccentric! Okay, okay...he's evil...are you happy now?

Wiggles & Wags,

Oskar said...

You don't need to prove nothing to me Frankie, I live with 2 of those evil things!!!

Nubbin wiggles,

K-9 Katastrophe said...

Heehee! Good luck with your new job!


Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, you sure had a lot of fun there at the Groomer Lady's house...which was not my house. We all missed you this weekend, but at least it saved you from putting up with me being a yard guard. Looks like your new buddies had a nice visit with you. I agree...Evil Cat is a little scary and definitely doesn't belong in your travel bag. That's your territory!
Grr and Woof,

Zona said...

Oh my heavens... there's MORE??? That bed photo did make me chuckle a little though... hardly and room left!!

Phoenix licks when she goes to sleep too... arms... fingers... BEDDING! It's crazy. Do you stick to just your mom?


sprinkles said...

Shiver is a licker too. I don't let him lick me at night unless I'm too tired to care which isn't often.

My boys will usually get up when I do but if I have to get up really early, they do like to sleep in. If I sleep in too late, Shiver will lick and chew on me until I get up.

It's a good thing you went to Mrs. Buzz Off's place instead of Sarge's. They really needed someone to set them straight over there.

houndstooth said...

I don't know how I'm going to sleep after reading this tale of terror! I can't believe they didn't know how to leave pee-mail and they they disturbed your beauty sleep like that!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Well... sure you had an interesting time there!
And the kitty.... oh-oh!
Kisses and hugs

Kari in WeHo said...

I am pretty sure ALL cats are at least a little bit evil...