Thursday, October 21, 2010

Baff Day & etc.

This is a picture of ME... (Frankie Furter) with one of my yummylicious RAW deers bones. OMD OMD OMD I just can NOT tell you how wonderful they are.

These are some of the Jars of Canned Deers Meats that my mom did.
I wish that Each and EVERY one of you could come to my house and have some of this grrrreat deers stuffs with me.


Some of you wanted to know if the Antlers HAD to be FRESH to be good.... NO... not at all. It is just that they Seem to be better beclaws they still smell a LOT like the deers when they are fresh. I have been gnawing on ONE antler for 3 three years. I have Others... butt that one is especially nice beclaws of how it curves. It is really easy for me to lay and chew for HOURS.
Someone else asked how long they last... Well, I can't speak for Every Antler in Every situation... butt like I said.. I have one that is 3 years old. And guess what... It wasn't even a FRESH one... my dad and I found it in the Spring... when we were MUSHROOM hunting.
Hummmm Mushroom hunting in the Woods... Deers from the woods... canned Veggies and canned Grape Juice from the garden... I guess you could say... We Live Off the Land on this Hill.

Now this is the Front of a Card that I got From... my furends at Miss Buzz Off's Grooming and CampGrounds.



Here is what they had to say to me. Hazel is A.K.A. ...Evil Cat and you know about BIG Louis and Benny the Poodle.. I didn't say much about Minkey beclaws she was just BRAND NEW to the family. She is a Ger. Shep. that had been living along the road for days.. and was afraid to let Mr. Buzz Off help her into his car. She FINALLY agreed... after he layed on his belly in the ditch for like 3 hours... begging her to come to him. She was still all scared and stuffs when I was there for all those MONTHS so Miss Buzz Off didn't want to stress her with the flasher thingy. I thought they were gonna call her Daisy butt I guess she didn't like that name.
Well, I guess my furends really do miss me and want me to come back to visit them. That is terrific to know. They STILL need my help with learning some thingys and stuff.
Today I have to have a BAFF. YUCK!!!! Mom says IT has to happen beclaws... Tomorrow I am going to the Circleville PUMPKIN SHOW. They are having a Pet Parade at 3 O'Clock and I want to watch that. Mom says I have to look my bestest to go to a neat thingy like that. SIGH...
Oh well, at least I know that she will Brush my Teefs after my Baff. I Love that pawt. She does it other times too, of course, butt it seems especially nice after the baffs stuff for some reason. I have Chicken Flavored Teefs Paste.. that is my favorit.


PeeS... Tessa mentioned the Deers Poops and how much she enjoys their Flavors... I must say that she is quite right about that. They are a real treat.
Don't furget to get your NOVEMBER 15th. Eat A Kit questions and problems lined up and sent to Puddles and me. frankiefurter(AT)wildblue(DOT)net

38 comments:

Lola said...

Oh, I can see that your Mom would want you looking all spiffy for an event like that, Frankie. That doesn't mean I endorse the bath stuff, just that I can see that it's the inevitable price you're going to pay for going.

That bone looks GINORMOUS, Frankie. It's most impressive that you can carry it around like that.

And finally, I need to speak to Alpha Mom about deer antlers. She's not going to shoot me a deer, but she does go trail riding in a big place where there are lots of deer. She should really be on the lookout for antlers for me, don't you think?

lotsa licks, Lola

Mr. Pip said...

Good gravy, is that a bone from a deer or a dinosaur! Looks big enough to be a T-Rex! I am not sure I would be able to lift that thing!

Your pal, Pip

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

That bone is bigger than you are, Frankie - it looks so good. We can never find good bones around here,just small marrow bones. We need to send Dad hunting:) Wonder if we can find some antlers in the woods along the trail where we walk.

Happy Thursday.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Team Beaglebratz said...

WOW Mr Frankie - That iza
HU-MON-GUS bone. If u need any help with it, u can count on us. R Petsmart don't haf antlerz so may-b mom will order us sum.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Amber DaWeenie said...

OMG.....dat bone bigger den you is. Baffs is OK if yous can roll in da dirts to dry off.

Hound Girl said...

Wowza that dinosaur bone is all yours?! Super cool!
We got your message about the antlers - we are going to be getting some sawed off the deers head next month - whoo hooo!! We were curious how the pokey ends worked but we will just saw off the tips!
Thanks for the info!
Canned deer meat on crackers... nom nom

The Teacher's Pets said...

Oh deeeer, Frankie, that dear deeer bone is bigger than you are! How cute you look holding that bone in your tiny mouff!
I kid you not, I called Amos (Daisy's former bachelor pawty chaperone) into the office to show him the canned deer meat and he did not bat an eye...he didn't say "eewwww" at all...and do you wanna know why? Because he lived in the country in a town called DEERFIELD in Cow Hampshire (yep, we call NH Cow Hampshire) and of course there's lots of dear deers there and guess what? He ate deer but I have not had deer yet nor has Daisy buttttt now that you have recommended deer I will let her have a bone....so can you send one to her in the mail? And then to everybuddy else?
I love that you are going to answer Eat A Kit questions soon....love it!
By the way, I know you aren't a fan of Blog Hops (and that's OK) but please take a look at 3 of my featured new furiends...they sure are cute! One furiend you might REALLY like is a schnauzer named Charli and she's all dressed up as a princess! Can you saw "awwwww"?

Corbin said...

Wow, that bone looks AWESOME!
-Corbin

Minna Krebs said...

Frankie

How pawsome that you are gonna be a float in da Pet Parade!!!

I can't wait to see fotos!

MinnaK

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

We can see that you have been and are going to be furry busy, Frankie!! That deer bones is as big as you are!! What a pawsome treat!! You just get the good stuffs!! Good luck at the pet parade! We love your pawsome card too!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Minna Krebs said...

Thanks fur da pupdate bout da deer antlers. I just put in a call to Uncle Tommy-da HarleyMan to bring us some antlers from Lucys house even if they are not fresh.
And I am gonna put da big pressure on him now to get us some fresh ones this year! Heehee

If he don't get a deer maybe Lucy will get me one. Her already 'bagged' one deer this year. Donkeys don't pay attention to Hunting Season guidelines.
MinnaK

Mack said...

That bone is almost as big as you are! Wow, you are so lucky to get fresh treatsies like that! I bet you get a lot of exercise just lifting that sucker!
And my mom has always wondered if we would like deer antlers - now she says she is gonna order us some...THANKS!!!!

Jazzi said...

Frankie
That is one BIG cool and yummy lookin deer horn!! I ahev never had one before CAn you buy them in the stores? and I assume they wouldnt be fresh. Gee...maybe you should have all of us over for a deer dinner!! hint hint BOL have a fun day chewin...

wags
Jazzi

Hailey said...

Mmmmm yummy bone! Hmmmm... I would most certainly have a challenging time carrying that ginormous yumo bone! Deer huh? Mmmm I am a city girl and not sure I would find one at the mall! Have fun!!!

Hugs & smoochies!! XOXO
Hailey

houndstooth said...

Now that's a trophy! I have to agree with you about the deer antlers, too. They are delicious!

I hope you'll have cool pictures of the pet parade! I bet that will be worth taking a bath for.

Bunny

Team Beaglebratz said...

By the way, Mr. Franki - just saw your comment on r blog fer tuday - me, Shasta iz gonna be a kind of flutterby butt not a butterfly. An'mom wuzn't quite done with the Halloween elementz yet. But u will c it all on Saturday since we iz duin'Friendy Friday on PBU tumorrow.

scotsmad said...

We only get big cow bones. They're yummy enough, but we'd like to try deer bones.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Levi Mac said...

I WANT ONE OF THOSE BONES!! I only get regular ones around here. Mom says she almost bought me antlers but was skeptical on thier durability. Guess she might have to listen to you now and get me one....hmmmm...silly mom

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh goodnessess's Frankie!! 'dat bone is bigger 'den you.

We's got baffs too on Sunday so we understand yous pain.
We sure you look nice and handsome and Ruby and Penny would agrees!!

'dat card was nice from you camp furiends and 'da pumpkin show sounds great fun!!

Hugs!!
IzZY, Josie, TriXie and P. Mastiff

Sandra said...

Oh wow's. We almost couldn't concentrate on the whole post because we could not stop going back to your picture with your bone. YUM! That looks so beyond awesome. Drooling party. Hope you enjoy lots and lots.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

thedreadpiratejack said...

Frankie dude that Bone is just ginganourmous ! ! Where can I gets one like dat here in da YooKay ?
I is soooooo impressed
Lovs
Richie
xx xx

Ruby and Penny said...

My, what a big bone you have Frankie. There is definately room for two more mouths to help you carry that one. (hint hint)
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Mango said...

Deer poop sounds great! I had an antler once but then momma took it away from me because it got all gross and smushy and I kept wanting to bring it inside. Boo hoo!

I think that you should charge those buzz off people to have you come and visit like a celbrity, right? They are clearly fans of yours.

Slobbers,
Mango

mayziegal said...

OH, Frankie! I luvs both of those pictures with your bone but most especially the second one cuz you look all happy and proud and stuff! I suuuuure wish my dad was able to go hunting this year.

That was a very nice card from everybuddy at Miss BuzzOff's! Even the kitteh! I bet they all miss you lots!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Tessa the Maltese said...

First off Mr. Frankie I think that you should be LEADING the Pet Parade! You sure do look handsome after your bath! (I know that your a married pup but a girl can look can't she?)

My Mom said that 25 years ago she enjoyed immensely some fantastic canned deer meat. She has never had it since but ALWAYS remembers how wonderful it was! Mom says Kudos to Frankie's industrious Mom!

woo woos, Tessa

Life with 5 dogs said...

That Bone sure looks mighty good Frankie! If you have any extras you can send them to New Hampshire, we have never turned deer bones or antlers.
Enjoy it!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo are furry strong to be able to kharry that HUGE deerstikhk!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

sprinkles said...

OMD, that deer bone is almost bigger than YOU, Frankie! It must be heavy so I'm guessing you're super strong like to be able to carry it around.

My boys think now that since you wish everyone could share the deer meats that it's an invitation to come over and help themselves. I explained you didn't really want them to come over. They're disappointed and now expect ME to go shoot a deer so they'll have meat and antlers. Yeah, sooooooo not happening.

How thoughtful of Miss Buzz Off's pets to send you a card.

Sorry 'bout the whole baffs thing. As Lola says, it's just the price you have to pay for going. Your mama just wants you to look your bestest.

Sarge said...

Hey Cousin Frankie!
Your Dad (Pantslegs) sure did great getting that deer! Now you have great treats and stuff. Always important. Baths stink (get it??), but it makes the parents happy. Hope the parade was fun! Did you try to march in it?
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

Zona said...

You are so very lucky! That bone is almost bigger than you!! I can't wait to hear all about your day tomorrow.

I should send a question about Eat a Kit. I fight with mom sometimes because after work there are like 94808 unread posts in reader and sometimes she doesn't get to all of them. The horror!

Hope the bath wasn't too long.

Wags,
Zona

Oskar said...

Is you crazy? I hates havin my teefs brushed. I usually win & my mom person gives up.

I bet the Halloween party will be fun.

I can't believe how big that deer bone is. If you have too many you can always ship some here, BOL!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Samantha said...

Your pawrents are furry talented to make all those cannings and foodables off the land like that - I am furry impressed and not a little jelly over that bone you're chawin' on!!! We has antlers and we loves to gnaw on - both of us! Wish we could try a fresh one tho - I'll bet that scents real good! Nice card, Frankie!
Have a good baff - we just had ours this morning!
Hugs xoxoxo
Sammie and Avalon

Lorenza said...

Nope... that is a picture of your bone and you... it is huge!
And the meat....
Aaand... let me know how I can stop drooling....
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Twix said...

Dude! That is one humonguuuuussss bone! I bet you need some help eatin that, right? Ok, I'll be right over ;o) Maybe I can help keep you from getting a baf..... or maybe not. Moms are kinda stubborn like that.
Snuggles,
Twix
PS: you said you remember all my posts, that makes me feel all warm inside!!!

Asta said...

Fwankie

What a vewy lucky doggie you awe. That is the biggest yummiestest bone I've evew seen. and all that wondewful fwesh food fwom awound you..I bet gnawing on those nummie bones youw teefs awe peawly white.
I had to be stwipped day befowe yestewday (and that's faw wowse than a baf, and plus no festival to look fowawd to.
I hope you have a faboolous time
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Benny and Lily said...

Wow Frankie wish we had an antler that lasted three years. We are hard chewers and had one for 10 minutes til mom had to take it away cause it started splintering
Benny & Lily

Kari in WeHo said...

those bones look super yummy

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

road-dog-tales said...

Droooool, that bone looks yummy. We haven't had a raw bone in ages! And even then - they're frozen! You're one lucky dog, Frankie.
Can't wait to see pics of your pumpkin event. Have fun!

The Road Dogs