Wednesday, September 29, 2010

My Mom FAINTED....

You will NOT believe this one. Yesterday when Pattie the Mail Lady came she brought a package.... and it was NOT for ME (Frankie Furter). Miss Pattie and I were both stunned. That is just WRONG. This package was for my MOM!!!
She opened it up and started howling and crying and stuff. Then she said she had to go and lie down.. She asked me to get her something she called Cold Compost. Soooo I went out to the garden and got some Compost stuffs and brought it in and put it on her face. She screamed some more and yelled.... BUTCHHHHHHHHHHH come help me get this S_ _ _ ummmm Stuff off me. Look at what Frankie put on my head. She should have explained what EXACTLY it was that she wanted for barking out loud.
Then when she got out of the shower... she had to go Back to Bed beclaws she was sayin stuffs about being BLOWN AWAY and all like that. Next she started with the flasher beastie and the tears and stuffs.
Sooooooo guess what was in the package!!!

Do you remember when the Road Dogs's mom put the beautiful pawsonalized bone necklace up for auction???? It was to help get green papers for Shelby and the Puppies. Well......... Ruby and Penny bid on it. They did this FANTASTIC SNEAKY THINGY....

There was this beautiful box inside along with a super duper card from the Road Dogs' mom.
And those ornery slippery WIVES (who I love Dearly) had MY name put on the necklace.

Just look how beautiful it is!! My poor mom is still walkin waaaaay high off the ground.

Here is a picture of her wearing the necklace that my beautiful brides gave to her.
She says it is the most WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL thingy in the whole wide world. Butt that is NOT right. My Ruby and Penny... and my special Mom J. are the most WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL ones EVER in the Whole Wide UNIVERSE.
I guess THIS time it is OK for the package to be for my mom.
I LOVE you Ruby and Penny and Mom J.. and so does my MOM!!!!


Mango said...

I think that was a happy faint, right? Light headed from being happy. It can happen. What a wonderful pressie.


Molly's Momma said...

Awwww Frankie what sweet girls you married, what a lovely surprise for your Mom :o)
Mollys Momma Tea
x x x x

Lola said...

Oh, what a lovely thing they did. You just have the best wives and mother-in-law, Frankie!

lotsa licks, Lola

Minna Krebs said...

Ooooh that be soooo sweet....mi am tearing up here, readings about it!

What a wonderful family you married into!


Pees...I be cracking up at da cold compost, though! Who knew? Da homans needs to be more specifics....

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frankie & MomL
We're glad you like the necklace. The Road Dogs mom did a great job.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Maggie Mae said...


What a wunderful surprise fur your momma! Penny, Ruby and der mom are da best!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Awwww, Frankie, that is one of the nicest things they did for you and your Mom. You sure did make some good choices with Ruby and Penny -
they come from a really good family.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Very Sweet Surprise. GREAT Doggie Friends. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Zona said...

You married the bestest most thoughtful wives! Your mom is going to love her necklace. It's beautiful!!


PeeS: I sympathize with you about the compost. Those two-leggers should be more clear about what they want. BOL!

Hound Girl said...

what a wonderful gift for your mommy - they are so sweet.

road-dog-tales said...

Awww, glad your Mom liked her "Frankie" necklace :) Mom says she enjoyed making it for her. Your wives and Mom in Paw sure know how to keep a secret, eh?

PeeS - Maybe you should try warm compost next time? Warm stuff is more soothing. hehe
The Road Dogs

Corbin said...

That's a great suprise! You have wonderful, beautiful wives!

Mack said...

That is pawsome!
I can't wait to get married!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Moms deserve some loot once in a while too. :-)

Peggy Frezon said...

What a sweet surprise! The necklace is beautiful.

Ina in Alaska said...

Lovely and every time it is worn the good that it caused will be remembered. Have a super lovely day! xoxo

3 doxies said...

Oh my gooooooodnesses!
Dat has just gots to be da sweetest thingy evers Frankie! I talkin' bouts da compost...hehehe! Ummmm, okay seriosly I talkin bouts da necklace.
What a most wonderful and beautiful gift da girls gaves to your mom. Dat kinda got me teary eyed.
Da Road doggies mom does very much beatiful work.
Awwwww dis is so sentimenatl dat I must stop now!


Texas The Doxie said...

Well phew fur a second there I thougts sometin bad had happened. well dat was sure awful nice of them to do that fur your mom! They are great wives if I do say so myself.!

BRUTUS said...

Furry, furry cool! These humans are so silly, though - have you ever seen a dog faint after all? Mabye it's because the humans have no tails to wag?

Brutus & Carmen

animal lover, quilt lover said...

HI Frankie and Mom,
You really know how to pick them Frankie!!! Bambi and I think you probably have the best wives and Mother-inlaw in the whole world!!!
That would bring tears to my eyes too!! I remember a time when I would have worn that necklace everyday. SO so pretty!!!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

K-9 Katastrophe said...

What a beautiful necklace! Penny and Ruby are the best!


Remington said...

That is beautiful! Bravo to Ruby and Penny for knowing just how to make your mommy happy!

Anonymous said...

Well, first of all, why wouldn't your mom want cold compost? That doesn't make any sense. Humans can be so weird sometimes.

Secondly, that has to be one of the very sweetest things I've ever heard or seen in my whole entire life! That is a Most Beautiful pendant and I know it means the whole wide world to your mom. Your wives and your mom-in-law just about made ME faint with their kindesses.

Wiggles & Wags,

George the Lad said...

That was a lovely thing they did, the necklace is beautiful.
Hope your mom face is not to brown!!lol
See Yea George xxx

brooke said...

Awww what a great gift!
Cold compost... hahahaha. Funny guy!

Anonymous said...

Compost? And the problem was what? Personally I prefer to add deer poo to the compost. No, actually I like eating deer poo.

Your pressie is just beautiful! What a nice suprise from your wives.

woo woos, Tessa

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,
that is the most happiest story evarrr!! you are right, mrs. ruby and mrs. penny and your mama-in-paw are so so very sweet to send the frankie necklace to your mama!! it's way beautimous!!

the booker man

Sarge said...

Wow! That's an awesome gift. What sweet in-laws I have. Tahnks for sharing the pix, with your name on it it's perfect!
Grr and Woof,

Ms. ~K said...

Pawsome fur sure!
Wrooo wrooo,
Zack, Sassy and The Pups

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

That was FURRY special!

PeeEssWoo: At least it didn't say SnowLady

♥ Sallie said...

AWESOME! You have the best wives ever! Yay!

Kari in WeHo said...

How sweet of your wives!


Oskar said...

What a super duper sweet gift that is! JD & Max did that for us. They bought something from the auction & sent it to us!

Friends (& wives) rock!

Nubbin wiggles,

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie, that is SO SWEET of the girls!!! They sure do love you!! It is just beautiful!!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: I am laughing about that compost thing! Silly Frankie!

houndstooth said...

I think when it's from happiness, it's a swoon! Aren't happy surprises just the best? We're so happy for your mom for getting that great surprise!


Those Elgin Pugs said...


Frankie!!! Yous Ruby and Penny are super sweets for putting yous name on 'dat beauTeeful necklace 'da Road Dog Momma made!! Such a wonderful pendant!! So thoughtful of 'dems!!

Enjoy yous pressie and yous and yous Momma are just super sweets!!!

IzZY, Josie and Anakin Man

sprinkles said...

Oh Frankie, how sweet of your wives to do something like that! I can totally understand why you married them now!

Twix said...

Maybe nexg time you should put the compost in her bed so she can roll in it. That's what its for, right?
Great gift! R & P are the sweetest girls on the planet! I agree with Brutus....dogs don't faint they just wag their bodies!

Lorenza said...

I can understand your mom's hapiness!
Your girls and their mom are pawesome!
Kisses and hugs

Sandra said...

That was so nice of them! Your mom deserves it and I'm glad she liked it so much.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

detroit dog said...

Awww, so sweet!


I know u did the right thing helping mom wake from her fainting spell! It worked right and now she's showing oof your beautiful necklace! Dwb pals rock

Jazzi said...

Oh Frankie
What a neat surprise!!! I can see why your mom was all crying and stuff!! That was so nice your Ruby and Penny to do that for your mom. Guess they love their Mother-in-law!! and thats a great thing!! Dot worry the next package will be for you!


K-9 Katastrophe said...

Hi Frankie! Just gave you an award!


kissa-bull said...

that was just the sweetest thing ever to be heard!!! we thank you again for helpin wiff this auction and please to say thnk you to your bewootiful wives for helpins wiff this gowgeous necklace

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

Doxie Rod said...

oh this is just beautiful!!! what a wonderful surprise, i can see why she was so overwhelmed :) and who wouldn't love compost on their face?