I hate having missed the Grrrrreatestest wedding of Blogville history.
Frankie gave me directions to Thunder Bay... butt WELL NOW I must admit that I'm not good with the direction thing. I was supposed to go to the end of the road and Turn to my RIGHT Paw butt I furgot and went toward my Left Paw and kinda got LOST.
I ended up BROKE in this place called New More Leans. It is WAAAAAY far away from where I was supposed to be, let me tell you that.
I was pretty darned worried until I met this nice poodle girrrl. I was whimpering so she said I could get a job where she worked. She said it would be really easy for me beclaws guy dawgs really love Dachshunds... for some strange reason.
Soooo my new furend... who had a Frenchy Fried name, that I can't even say, helped me get this grrrreat job DANCING. HECK SAKES, can you believe that you can get paid for just dancin?? Well, I did have to wear some fancy costumes and stuff butt it was grrrreat.
I'll just call my Poodle Furend Frenchy. Frenchy said I was supposed to make silly faces at the guys who watched me dance. They must have LOVED that, beclaws they would put green papers on my costume. AND... Listen to this. If you dance in the street you get really fun stuffs. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ROLL OVER. Just look at what those folks gave me.
That is about the furendliest Place in the world. Especially that Bourbon Street. Whoooooie!!
Once when my back itched I started Roachin and Rollin to make it stop. By the time I got up... There were tons of these BEAUTIFUL Gold and Emerald and Sapphire and Ruby and pearl necklaces all over the place. Lands Sake.. I couldn't EVEN drag them back to the apawtment that I shared with Frenchy.
Frenchy helped me to get my costumes just right. She had TONS of OLD ones that she just cut down and pasted together for me to wear.
You should have seen how some of the GUYS dressed though !! I never did see so many studded collars in all my born days. More about that some other day. Frankie's mom says I look all hussied up in my costumes. I have always just loved to get hussied up to go shopping and to church and stuffs like that.
I have to go now... Frankie says his mom wants to .... have a nice long talk with me. Won't that be nice. Maybe she will have snacks and stuff fur us to enjoy while we have a visit.
LUV U All,
FANcy Francie... as they called me in New More Leans.
25 comments:
Not sure i would want to be in your paws for that talking to Francine Good Luck
Love
Mollys Momma Tea
x x x x
PS. You do look very cute though
Opps Francine,
I think they call what you did "lap dancing". How exciting!! How much money did you make
Congratulations on your anniversity.
{{{huggies}}}...Mona
Oh Francine, be careful I think you are headed down the wrong path! Jewelry and clothing aren't everything. Think of Frankie - his wives may not be too happy to learn that he has "a dancer" in the family.
Your concerned pal, Pip
Brudder Rooney has a message fur you:
As they say in N.O...."Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez" or Let the Good Times Roll"!!!!
MinnaK
Woof! Woof! Like that " New More Leans " Cute. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
You and my cuz Maxine have SOOO much in common. She recently had a pole installed in her living room. Yep.
OK, you do look very...glamorous. Yes, that's a good word. Glamorous. BUTT, there are aspects of this story that are just a teeny bit worrisome. I hope you were up to date on all your shots before you wound up in New More Leans, by the way. I'm sure you were. Anyhoo, I think you should have that talk with Frankie's Mom and take what she has to say to heart. She's just interested in your well being. Really.
lotsa licks, Lola
Um, Francine... There are things you should know.
And I hear some boy dogs really like dressing up like girls! Watch your costumes!
Bunny
Wow - it looks like every day is Halloween in New More Leans! We say - as long as they look and don't touch, you're okay. Especially if they keep the green papers coming. Mom thinks it sounds like an exciting way to earn a living :)
The Road Dogs
Seems like you had a wild time, Francine!!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
You have to be careful with that rolling over stuff, Francine, you never know what might happen. But look at all the gorgeous jewels you got. Bet you got lots of good treats with all your money.
Have fun with the big talk.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Oh. My. Dog. To has gotted so many beads, you must has showed all EIGHT of them "you know whats". GASP! You should has gone to Vegas coz wot happens in Vegas, do be staying in Vegas.
oh, Francine... We would have given you many green papers to see you dance in one of those lovely outfits!
Sam and Pippen
Laughing here! What an adventure! Sounds like a wild time but be careful, those wild times have a way of catching up with you! Love your pretty necklaces and outfits!
hee hees...
Okays... Now Francie... yous should only be's dancing round one kind of poles.. like 'dem ballerina's...
a horizontal ones!! We's sure 'deres some kind of misunderstandings and yous just given 'dose pretty necklaces and stuffs 'cuz yous Fancy Francy and alls...
butt yous Mom..er.. Frankies Momma needs talk wits yous!!
Can 'da Josie and IzZY borrow some of 'dat Jewelery or are yous given it's to yous Ruby.. Ehem or ares yous given its to yous cousin Frankies Ruby and Penny??? SNORTS
Hugs!!!
'da Josie
Hey! wait a minute. you look familiar!
Licks,
Ruthie
Be cautious around those French Poodles!! Tee hee hee!! xoxox
Wow, you did get lost. But look at all the fun you had! Lookin' good....
Oh Francie, a I don't think the talk will be much fun!
You sure are a cutie though! Completely clueless but darn cute!
woo woosk Tessa
BOL~!! "fancy francine"--suuuure. ;)
xo,
luna
Oh Francine...lovely just lovely. And we do have to agree you picked the best name ever, "Frenchy"
Happee Wednesday
Benny & Lily
Sounds like you had quite the adventure, Francine!
I'd sure hate to be on the receiving end of that talk.
Did woo have any yummy khajuns whilst woo were there?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
You got all that stuff just for DANCING!? WOW! Did they also gives you cheese? Do you know if those nice peoples are hiring? Cuz I can dance. Yep, I'm a real good dancer. Oh! And I'm real good at roaching, too. Gosh. I've been trying to decide what I wanna be when I grow up and I think now I know! I want to follow in Fancy Francie's pawsteps! How exciting! Wait'll I tell mom. She'll be SOOO happy for me! Mom! Hey, mom!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Um what kind of dancing was it?
Kari
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