Saturday, August 7, 2010

Sarge NEVER gets in Trouble.

Hey everybuddy,    It's ME, Frankie Furter.   I'm off my grounding now and just starting to catch up on everybuddy.
   I got in 3 fights with Sarge while I was in Pencil Vane E Ah.   And he never got in trouble ONCE for it.   I (ME), Frankie O. Furter... had to be grounded for three hundred hours.     AND THAT IS NOT EVEN THE WORST OF IT.      I hope you are sitting down beclaws you will never ever believe this one.
   Sarge.....   caught and    KILLED  a chipmunk.     And he didn't even get in trouble for THAT.
 He is just a big ol' spoiled Tree Rat~~~ I mean   KILLING a chipmunk is just... awful.
  I admit that I chase them all the time.   I chase rabbits and Tree Rats too.     Butt I never ever catch and KILL them.       I don't even bite ground moles.. when I Gwalk-A-Moley.   I just mess with their evil little minds. 
      So... mostly  this chipmunk murdering is what we fought about.    AND.. he STILL didn't get in trouble. 
  NOT FAIR!!!! 
         Soooo now when I get a chance... I'll put up a couple of pics for you.   Heck, I forget to tell you this one tooo....   There were NO jokes at any of my road side rest areas.    One was being power washed. One was just painted.    Soooo all I could do was leave messages all over the place saying:
           FRANKIE FURTER  was   HERE.

31 comments:

Jazzi said...

Poor Frankie,
Thats not just fair that he didnt get into trouble. Least you stuck up for what you believe in and thats good thing. GlaD that you are off your grounding and back to posting, we have missed you.

wags
Jazzi

Mango said...

Bad Sarge, bad Sarge. Um, just one question. Did he eat it? Because he could always send it to me for proper disposal. Nom, nom, nom.

Slobbers,
Mango

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Horrors, Frankie - he KILLED a chipmunk??? Why is it that the other guy never gets in trouble?

Good to see you back, and you don't need those jokes anyway - you always manage to give us a good chuckle.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Minna Krebs said...

Frankieeeee!!!!!!
OH MY DOG you haves been gone for at least 87 years! Furst you were gone,then I was gone, then you were STILL gone etc etc! And your girls have been on a little vaca, and the Milsheb be moving...the doxin population in Blogland was waaaaay down! (No offenses to my non doxin furrend cuz I love everybuddy)

Oh yeah, Puddles was still around, butt she is NOW marching around in publics in a Padded Brasierre and Panties!! Can you beeleeves it!?!

Welcome HOME!
MinnaK

Minna Krebs said...
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Minna Krebs said...

Frankieeeee!!!!!!
OH MY DOG you haves been gone for at least 87 years! Furst you were gone,then I was gone, then you were STILL gone etc etc! And your girls have been on a little vaca, and the Milsheb be moving...the doxin population in Blogland was waaaaay down! (No offenses to my non doxin furrend cuz I love everybuddy)

Oh yeah, Puddles was still around, butt she is NOW marching around in publics in a Padded Brasierre and Panties!! Can you beeleeves it!?!

Welcome HOME!
MinnaK

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Life is just NOT fair!!
Glad your back....I've misses ya.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

Minna Krebs said...

Me agains.
I be so happy to see you again, I furgot to tell you this Secret...Brudder Dude and Sissie Ditto plus some of my prior siblings at da Bridge have murdered 4 tree rats, 1 possum and several birds.

In fact, my Bridge Sister, Olive Oyl murdered a tree rat and THEN carried its little head in da house and SPIT IT OUT on da kitchen floor in front of my mom!!!

I can only imagine my mom runnin rounds trying to gets that head outta her house! Heehee

NOT me thoughs...I just chase and barks at em all!

MinnaK

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frankie
We love a little bad in our man.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Sam said...

Yeah, wow, sounds like Sarge crossed the line from tree rat chasing to tree rat HUNTING!

Gasp!

At least you are OK!!

Mr. Pip said...

Oh Frankie, it is most unjust ... but never fear, Pip is here AND the pawty is less than a week away!!!

Your pal, Pip

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

We are glad you aren't grounded any more!! How naughty of Sarge. He certainly has efurone fooled doesn't he?


Happy Weekend!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Wyatt said...

Frankie
Sometimes life is not fair! But you should be the bigger dog and move on, carrying a grudge is a lot of work! hehe

Wyatt

houndstooth said...

Aww, Frankie! It sounds like it was no vacation for you! We're sorry things got so rough for you and we've missed you like crazy!

Morgan would like to know if any of the pictures are of Sarge. She also wondered if he'd seen any of her pictures on the blog this week. I'm just glad he won't be seeing her at that bachelorette party!

Bunny

The Teacher's Pets said...

I would've gotten in a huge fight with Sarge fur catching and killing a chipmunk too, Frankie, and you were right to stick up for that poor little thing as far as Daisy is concerned. Daisy would never ever kill a chipmunk or a squirrel or....well, anyway, she only likes to watch them and that's it!
By the way, Daisy finally posted a reminder today about your wedding and the bachelor and bacheloretter pawties today so you should get your girls ready to send out more wedding invitations because I think your wedding is going to be BIG!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh 'dat is just so unfairs!! What is a Frankie O. Furter to do?? Hey.. What does 'da O stand for again??

Sorry.. just wonderings.. Izzy will tell you 'dat she feels 'da same way.. 'da Josie says WHATEVERS!! I's tinks she nutty bars!!

I's get my shared of trouble Josie times.. my sibs tinks I's get favormatisims, butt it's not be trues..
like right now.. Izzy is in 'da window arrffing and barkin' likes nutt balls and I's good Josie girls.. so yous tell me whats she tinks..

Frankie.. you tell 'da Sarge 'dat he needs to meditate.. what a joke..
he's a gangster 'dat one...

Well, 'da Josie go now and be good.. unlike my rotten sibling'

loves,
Josie who else

Zona said...

Ummm... did blogger eat my comment? Grr...

Confused wags,
Zona

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Yes, Frankie, We MISSED you!!!! It is not fair at all !!! You shouldn't have been grounded!!! Not fair!!!! Let your MOm read this.
Frankie you should eat a good breakfast and a piece of cheese is not a good one!! If you eat too much cheese it will kill you did you know that??? Yes it will give you kindney disease!! honest!!!
I am going to blog next time about what I cook for Bambi and myself for breakfast. Don't miss it!
XXOO, Bambi & Fern

Tessa the Maltese said...

Don't sweat it Frankie, you know why? My Mom says that Doxies were bred to dig out and kill Badgers! Dude, those are bigger than you! They are sooooo mean! This means that Sarge can only catch chipmunks but your saving yourself for the big bad Badgers!!!

By the way, good thing you held yourself back, if you would have gotten hurt I know 2 beautiful Doxie girls that really would have been MAD!

woo woos, Tessa

mayziegal said...

Oh, Frankie. I am very much sorry to hear abouts your recent Sarge woes. Sometimes life is very much unfair. And I hated that you were grounded cuz I missed you oodles and gobs. It seems like you were gone for a 87 million jillion years!

RIP, little chipmunk.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

PeeS. Will your mom still be able to ground you after you gets married?

scotsmad said...

Unfair, unfair, unfair! 300 hours is way more than 87!

Hey, everybody loves a chase....even the chasee...but murder?! You're in a whole different zone there. Who knew such violence hid behind that handsome face!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

sprinkles said...

That hardly seems fair, Frankie! I'm so sorry. It always felt like I was the one getting in trouble too when I was younger.

Since you didn't get to leave any jokes at the restrooms, you could always leave on your blog! bol

Mack said...

I def think we need to have a FrankieAid concert or something, 'cause that is just total injustice!!

And mom just noticed the deadline for the pics!! Gosh I hope she gets off her big old butt this weekend!

Lola said...

Oh my dogness, Frankie. It's good you're home. It sounds like Sarge is just bad news for you....and that chipmunk. I don't know if I'd murder a squirrel or not because I've never caught one. I like to scare them, but I haven't gone in for blood sports thus far and I have to admit that it's nice to hear that you don't.

lotsa licks, Lola

little princess Luna~ said...

FWANKY~!!!! YOU ARE BACK~!! :D
*chi hug* :)
awwww that is TOTALLY unfair fwanky. :( i understands the squirrel, but a CHIPMUNK? and not just that--but what if it was ALVIN, SIMON or even THEODORE~!?!?
something is wrong with your pawrents. :/
maybe they let it slide just this once?? anyway, they should have said something to him too.

we LOL'd at your "FWANKY FURTER WAS HERE" comment. BOL BOL~!! cute. :)

xo,
luna

Benny and Lily said...

Oh poor Frankie...I you sure it was like 87 fights?
Benny & Lily

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,
i totally agree that sarge should have gotten in the troubles for killing a chipmunk. that's just going a little too far! i'm glad that you are done being grounded, though, cuz we missed you!
*woof*
the booker man

Lorenza said...

OMD! Sarge did the bad things... and he did not get in trouble?? Hmmm....
Glad you are back, Frankie!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Sarge did not get into trubbulls fur chipmunkeyside? Despikabull! I gotted into ten kinds of trubbulls just for hasing a chipmunkey in my mouf and had to DROP IT, wot I did upon command and he skittered off unharmed. Trawmatized but unharmed. Yet I woz in ten kinds of trubbulls. No fair.

Kari in WeHo said...

a chipmunk? wow!

don't forget, we moved to dogisgodinreverse.com

Sargeant said...

Well, in my defense, these Munks all mock me. Every now and then I have to teach one a lesson. Mom and Dad say it's my instinct and I'm forgiven. Mom hates it though...she always tells me I shouldn't do it, but I do sometimes anyway... hehehehe
Grr and a swift-footed Woof,
Sarge