WARNING: YOU MUST Pee AND Poop before you read beyond this point. Or else I am Not gonna be responsible for the accidents you are gonna have.
This is REALLY FOR REAL HYSTERICAL.
OK... DID do a Pee and a POOP.. Right?
My mom was busy and my dad was gonna run the mower around the garden where the weeds had grown up around the fence... I was having my afternoon THINK time, BTW. Well, dad came in the house and told mom that one of MY bunnies was out running around the garden.
It gets better Pups and Kitties and Ducks and Donkeys...
Mom said that she would go out and catch it and put it back in its nest so dad could mow... OK??? You with me so far???
Mom goes out and sees the baby... Picks it up.... carries it over to the nest and tells my dad... "Oh look. Its little Stripe." She pets Stripe and scratched its little neck. And it went to sleep in her hand. Soooooooo she stood in the 92 degree sun and kinda rocked little Stripe... THEN... are you ready???
87 FLEAS came off of Stripe and ONTO my MOM!!! BAWAAAAAAH haroooo Howwwwwl BaWaaaaah
Soooooo then my dad said he was finished mowing. And Mom was SWEATING AND CUSSING THE FLEAS. ok??? YOU STILL WITH ME ON THIS???
IT IS ABOUT TO GET EVEN FUNNIER !!!!!
MY FLEABAG mom says... I'm going to put Stripe back in the nest now so no more stomping around..... and my dad... says OK... butt you can't go in the house covered with FLEAS... beclaws Frankie will NOT want those on him. (Dad can be kinda smart some of the time!)... Sooooooo then mom Bends Down and starts to Uncover the Nest so she can Put STRIPE back in and...
There were already THREE (3) bunnies in the nest.. and one of them was... My Stripe. BaWAAAAAAHHHHHHH BAwaaaaah
Mom was covered in fleas... and it wasn't even one of MY bunnies.. HooWWlll. HaROOOOOO BaWaaaaah. I TOLD you this was gonna be Hilarious.
What a doofus my mom is!!! A Fleabag Doofus. I'm gonna make her take one of my magic No Fleas Pills before she goes to bed!!! BaWAAAAH