Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Cuzzin FRANCINE... ROASTS PUDDLES

Hi EveryBUDDY,   
this is FRANCINE,,,,  Frankie's Cuzzin
I just stopped in to visit Frankie after my road trip to by Pressies for
Puddles Duddles Barrel BUTT.
On my way home I stopped off at the Salon...    I wanted my furs done and in Preperation for
The Bachelorette Pawty...   I thought I would get this thingy I heard of called
a Bikini Wax. 
WELL NOW Let me tell you THIS...
Furst they got my furs started THEN
they began on that Bikini Wax thingy.
I had NO Idea what I was getting into.
Soooooooo let me tell you this pawt..   I did not  NOT   NOT 
let them finish EITHER job!


Butt I did want you to see the stuffs that I got for MISSY Puddles. Frankie says she will love it all!  Esp. the Chaw.. since she always runs her Jaw. 
Do you suppose the letter lady will let me send this through the Mail? 
Darn... that STILL BURNS Back there!

26 comments:

little princess Luna~ said...

BOL BOL~!! loved it~!!!! xD

xo,
luna

Ina in Alaska said...

These roasts are hilarious!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

BAHAhaHAHAhaHAheeoOha..hu hu's.haha
SNORTS!!!
Okay.. Frank..Um..Francy..Yous got alls 'da rights stuffs yous needs for Puddles.. T.P. Check..
Beer.. Check.. Check..

oOh's and yous got alls fixed up..hair dids, bikini wax.. oOh.. maybe Puddles Man Gump has a brother......HA HA HA!!!
Yous two can double dates!!
Bring 'da T.P and 'da beer and sit on her neighbors couch in yous curlers.. Izzy can joins yous.. she likes to clips her toe nails in fronts of peoples!! Hee hee!!

xoxoxo,
Josie, Izzy (not true Josie) and Anakin Man

Maggie Mae said...

Francine, ;)
Oh I thinks Puddles will LUVS all them pressies!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

mayziegal said...

Oh YES! Puddles will luvs all those pressies! Um, but I thinks maybe you should just keeps the chaw. I mean, do we really wants Puddles to have another addiction - I mean - obsession - I mean - habit - I mean - well, you prolly knows what I mean.

By the way, you looks Most Luverly. Sorry abouts that bikini wax. Why would you want to wax a bikini anyway?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

scotsmad said...

Puddles is sure to get a giggle over her presents.....and maybe a hangover.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Tessa the Maltese said...

BOLLLLLL

Just don't let the postperson what your shipping!

woo woos, Tessa

3 doxies said...

Holy Crap...hang on......

Okays, I hads to pick my big 'ol butt ups off da floor.

Dis is all kinds of hysterical. Francey where da heck does you do your shopping? I likes to goes to da hardware store and da ABC store. You can finds all kinds of fun stuffs theres.
I bes outside waiting on my pressies...I's been wanting me some chaw and beers to goes with it.

Puddles

The Heartbeats said...

OH MY GAWD! There is really nothing left to say!

Sargeant said...

BOL BOL BOL!
Francie you are funny!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

Sallie said...

Chaw? LOL! You sure did pick some great presents. :)

the booker man said...

miss francine,
man alive, you are SOOO good at picking out pressies for miss puddles! the TP was a super nice touch. oh, and you know what else would be good? maybe we should all pitch in and get miss puddles one of those beer hat thingies with the straw doodad attachment!
don't woof to the post office peeps what you are mailin' and everythingie will be a-okay!
*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- i'm not sure i want to know why you wanted a bikini wax, mr. frank -- errr miss francine!

Remington said...

I think litle Miss Puddles will LOVE those presents!

Zona said...

BOL! Puddles will LOVE those pressies! Maybe she'll even share!

I gotta say - you and Frankie have a real family resemblance!

Wags,
Zona

Benny and Lily said...

Oh dear..looks like there is a lot going on over there..
Benny & Lily

PeeS Lazy finally sent you pictures for the wedding.

Charli and me said...

This is so cute! And your getting married? Congratulations!!!! We love weddings

Ruby and Penny said...

Francine. We think Puddles will just love her pressies.
Love Ruby & Penny
Pees - remind Frankie how we feel about crack. We don't want to see any at the wedding. So that fur better be grown back by then.
Maybe a little sitz bath might be soothing.

Wyatt said...

Cuzzin Francine you are a riot!

Wyatt

Minna Krebs said...

OH.MY.DOG!

Just when I recovers from everybuddy else' roast..I reads THIS!
Moms laughing so hards that she dropped her blackberries on da ground! **hold that thought**

We be back now that she puts it all back together..

Francine, you are PRICELESS!!

Bwahahah~Bikini Waxin!

Bwahaha~da Toilet Papers!

MinnaK

PeeS. Do you still needs a ride to da Bachlorette Pawty? I'm thinking I sneaks da HarleyMan's Harley Dachshund out fur da evening and we can goes together in style!!!

houndstooth said...

LMTO! Oh, Frankie, I mean, Francine, some things are SO not meant to be and bikini waxes are at the top of that list! I hear that it's even more painful for boys to do that sort of thing!

Those presents are right up Puddles' alley!

Bunny

Lola said...

Fran...um..Francine, you definitely have a future as a pawsonal shopper if you should want one. I agree that you probably should leave out the chaw, though. Who's gonna clean the spitoon, huh? Just send some cigars, maybe.

wags, Lola

Lorenza said...

Ouchie with the bikini wax!
I knew Puddles would love your post!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

sprinkles said...

My little chi's would love, love, love the toilet paper! The beer and chaw, I'm not sure about! But from what I've read about Puddles, I think that's right up her alley!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Lots of Golden Laughs. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Sandra said...

HAHAHA!

Oh my goodness Mom has now fallen of the chair and is doing some kind of weird laughing seizure thing on the floor...she is so weird...

Flash, Alven and Dottie

Erin and Co. said...

Oh Francy, Francy, Francy........