Sunday, July 18, 2010

All about my people

Hi, I know I am not doing this the way Oskar wanted it, butt I keep losing my internets to the clouds and can't take the time to do all the steps he asked.   It won't really matter beclaws they are NOT interesting.
    My mom has two Master's Degrees from Ohio University in Athens, Ohio.   That is where Matt Lauer went, butt mom mostly went to a bunch of the branch campus locations so she could get through really fast.   She did her undergrad degree in 3 years and one advanced in 18 months the other took a whole 2 years.  One M. is in Elem. Ed. and the other is in Libray Science.   See... she is really BORING.  My sister Lori went to Muskingum College and she knows... Jungle Jack Hannah... (not boring).
    My mom taught school for 87 centuries.   Butt she quit beclaws... I'm not yankin' your walkin' string on this one....  after I came here to live.. she couldn't stand to leave me for the whole day.  Total Truth!!!
   My mom and dad were both house broken when I came here.  I think some of the short hairs had taken care of that before I was ever ME (Frankie Furter). 
    Now all my mom  does, is the stuff that I tell her to do.  
   My dad... eats too many beans and his butt barks.  He does what I tell him to do, also.  
   It's all about Frankie in this house.   Soooo see, I told you THEY were boring.  

30 comments:

Lola said...

They don't sound so boring, Frankie. They sound like furry smart people for one thing. Smart enough to make it all about Frankie. You have to admit it takes a perceptive human set good priorities like that.

wags, Lola

A MilShelb Mom said...

hahahaha! His butt barks!! hahahaha! Mom says she wants to be a stay at home MilShelb Mom... but that won't happen for a while! ;) Good thing, too cause we like our sister-sister time!
~Milly and Shelby

3 doxies said...

Oh your pawrentss arn't boring...your mom is smart as a whip in my opinion. Dat is one of da stoopidist ssayinys by da way...how can a whip be smart? Anyways, looks like you gots them very well trained. Yu di well withs them.
You're da frst longg hair right? Albert was my mum's furst long hair.
Sooooo, wheres da piktures of your family?

Puddles

Pibble said...

Lucky mom to be able to quit her job just to be with you all day. You must be a real charmer Frankie! :)

Zona said...

BOL! It sounds like you have your pawrents very well trained! You should give lessons. My mom still leaves us 2 or 3 times a week.

Hope your internets stealing clouds go away soon. What ifs it's cloudy for the wedding!?

Wags,
Zona

Minna Krebs said...

Frankie! I think that be so cool that your mom was a teacher and has a library science degrees. My aunt, Pam, has da same. My moms has always been jealous and wishes she could have beens a teacher and/or a librarian! Howevers, my aunt Pam has been doing this fur like a thousand years.....and she now calls the sweet adorables little children...the little "inmates". BOL! I thinks she be having a case of da burnout!

MinnaK

Mr. Pip said...

Frankie - Your mom sounds SO SMART! Smart because she has all those fancy degrees AND because she quit her job to stay home with you! I wish my mom was so smart - especially about the staying home part!

Thanks for sharing!

Your pal, Pip

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh this is so much funs getting to knows all 'da hoomans!!

And silly Frankie!! Yous Pawrents are NOT boring!! 'Days very smarts and funnies!! And we's glad yous got um well trained!!
Do you have any ideas how hards it be to train hoomans 'dese days!!
Sheesh!!

hold on....
HEY MOMMY...GET ME A COLD ONE!!

Okay.. I's back -
I's way saying..

Oh dear... help dese days...

ups... hold on..

HEY MOMMY... ANAKIN'S POOPED AGAIN ON 'DA KITCHEN FLOOR - MIGHT WANNA PICK 'DAT UPS!!!!

Oh's.. now I's tired myselfs out...

catch ya laters!!
Josie

road-dog-tales said...

Frankie - Your mom and our mom have a lot in common - not the smarts thing - but the thing where she stays home and takes care of you and does what you say. Isn't it funny the way they look at you all the time and jump up to do what you want when you bark? BOL And they go awww when you put your head between your paws. They are so entertaining! Our parents butts' bark, too, but they blame it on us! Who cares? Sometimes it IS us! BOL!!!
The Road Dogs

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word Frankie if your Paw ever knew what you posted about him. BOL
Benny & Lily

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Not boring at all, Frankie - we all learn something new when we read about others. Now if we could just get our mom to help us with our telling about her and Dad.

Mom was also a teacher and gave up teaching to be a grandma to one sweet little girl - silly mom - now there are SIX of them.

But we like to think she stayed because of us too.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Jazzi said...

Oh Frankie,
They dont sound boring at all. That is cool with 2 masters degrees, she must be really smart. I think they sound like fun to me.

wags
jazzi

Tessa the Maltese said...

Thanks Frankie for telling us about your pawrents!

My Mom is still laughing, she has water all over her face. When she read that your, "Dad's butt barks". Mom started laughing so hard. She keeps saying "butt barks", "butt barks", "butt barks" over and over again and then starts laughing!

Oh well, that is my hooman!

Woo woo's, Tessa

Life With Dogs said...

Frankie, you'll be lucky if they decide to keep you after this post! ;)

Rufus and Indie said...

Boring? Not at all!
So you are the boss? I like the sound of it! I will try that with my mom!

Kisses
Rufus (and Indie)

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Thanks for sharing it!
Boring?? Not at all!
My mom dreams with the day she can stay at home with me all the time!
Happy Sunday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

houndstooth said...

BOL! Butt barks! Oh, pardon me while I go and visit the powder room outside!

Your parents sound pretty interesting to me! Plus, they do a good job helping you to write your blog, so I think they must be pretty funny!

Bunny

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,
well of course your mama wanted to be home with you all the time! i'm glad you have her all to yourself now. oh, and your parents don't sound boring at all! your mama is super crazy smart, and your dad is...loud? teeheehee!
*woof*
the booker man

mayziegal said...

YOUR DAD'S BUTT BARKS? That's like prolly one of the Most Amazing tricks ever! How can you even thinks that's boring?

Oh, and your mom being full up of the smarts? Gosh, two degrees and a teacher, too? And then she made the Most Brilliant decision to stay home with you? Gosh, Frankie, not everybuddy has a mom that's that smart! I bet you're actually pretty proud of 'em, huh?

Thank you for telling us about them. And gives 'em some smoochies for me, okay?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

sprinkles said...

I had to wipe the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard after reading about your dad's "butt barks!" My dads butt barks too. He's very gassy. I told him he should see a dr. about it but the didn't agree.

I don't think your pawrents are boring at all! Your mom sounds super smart. And you have her wrapped around your paw to get her to stay home with you all day.

One of my chi's likes to think everything is all about him too. I tell him that it's all about me but he tells me I obviously don't know what I'm talking about.

little princess Luna~ said...

i don't blame your mummy for not wanting to leave you alone--my mummy would do the same~! we loved that part the most~!! thanks so much for sharing fwanky~!! :D
trust me, my pawrents are more boring.... ;)

xo,
luna

AFSS said...

They don't sound boring to us. And our favorite place is the library so we thinks a degree in Library Science would be pawsome.

Dory and the Mama said...

Aaaahhhh a Frankie life...just the way it should be!

Smileys & Snuggles!
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm glad woo have managed to do well in spite all of the boring upbringing!

Thanks fur sharing!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! It's actually interesting. My mom also use to teach n left me for a very long time. She treats me as one her students. I bet your mom does the same thing. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Wyatt said...

Frankie-
Your parents sound like fun...too bad they don't love you. hehe
You can always come and stay with us. We will plant some green beans for you!

Wyatt

Ruby and Penny said...

Frankie
Sometimes you are so naughty. Your dad eats too many beans & his butt barks, ROFL.
We wish our mom could retire & stay home with us.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I is heabing a sigh of releef that you mom and dad woz already house brokened when you gotten them. Mine woz too. I cannot pikshure in my brane hasing to go thru that wif them. They has enuff udder things to learn wot we has to teach them.

Beaglebratz & mom too said...

Shiloh & Shasta here-
Sorry this iz late but since mom went bak tu werk the 'puter iz turned off a lot or she iz tu tired tu turn it on or tu buzy tu du much. We tell her tu just turn it on so'z we cam read r furendz blogz but she just don't understand sumtime.

Your parentz dow't sound so bad afterall, your mom left her job fer u - how cool iz that - wish r mom cood du that. And u say it'z all 'bout u - well a lot about us duz happen tu BUT just tuday r mom an'aunt sis were shopping - NOTHING FER US! U haf great pawrentz.

Kari in WeHo said...

your parents sound pretty awesome to me!

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