Thursday, June 3, 2010

Pressies From RUBY AND PENNY

If you are the type (and you know who you are) that gets all upset when someone else gets grrrrreat stuffs. And you are the type that gets all grrreen with jellyness when you want that stuff and can't have it... well, you had better stop right HERE !!! BECLAWS... you won't be able to deal with this. My most wonderful wimmen sent me Birthday PRESSIES!!!! I was TOTALLY happy with what they put on their blog for me... BUTT those two weren't finished there. No sireeee Bob they were certainly not. I was sooo thrilled THEN... BUTT Now I am over the MOON!!! OK.. if you think you can stand it... here goes.
Yesterday my mail lady..Miss Pattie.. Came clear up to my house to bring me this pressie package. She had to stay and watch me open it. I told her so. And here is what I brought out furst. My beeeeeU T ful card that they signed and everything. Look at all those dachshunds that are wishing they were Ruby or Penny or Me. Poor things. AND... a whole bag full of the most deeeelicous Jerky you ever tasted. THOSE GIRRRRLS CAN REALLY COOK!!!!! This is what the INSIDE of my card says: Told ya they loved me, didn't I????

This is ME, Frankie Furter, trying to get the jerky package open. Mom was being a real Cat Fart and said I had to wait until AFTER I ate, so SHE wouldn't help me get it open. BUTT WAIT, there's MORE....

When I pulled off all the white paper.... there was a REAL LIVE Canadian BEEFER inside. It has a tail and teefs and everything. BUTT WAIT.... THERE'S MORE..... Look at my Head.... They sent me... SIGH.... a for REAL Sailor's Hat. Can you even imagine that????


I made mom take an extra picture... in case you couldn't believe your eyes!!! OMD OMD OMD I am the most super lucky dachshund in the very much entire UNIVERSE!!



That blue thingy is my new holy roller. I like it... butt not as much as my beefer and my hat and my jerky. OMD OMD OMD I wish everybuddy could feel as loved as I do. I wish everybuddy had at Least One somebuddy to love as much as I love RUBY AND PENNY!
Thank you Ruby. Thank you Penny. Love X's 2 XOXOXO XOXOXO
PeeS... tomorrow I'll show you the other (not quite as important) stuffs that I got for my birthday. Even the bubble pictures with me in my ...Sarge can't get me in here pen. hehehe
I LOVE YOU RUBY AND PENNY..... Thanks 87 Bazillion.

22 comments:

3 doxies said...

OMD...OMD...OMD...you weren't lieing when you said you gots awesome pressies. If only you coulds haves seen my mum when hers saw that teal sailor's hat. There is NOTHING more perfect. You are one of da luckiest doggies on da whole planet. Yep, I'm pretty greenvious right now. Did you let Miss Pattie try it on?
Oh, who's Bob? Just kidding.
Puddles

scotsmad said...

Oh Frankie, we love a dog in uniform. That sailor hat looks great, and you can wear it when you want to bond with the crew. They love a cap'n who can be one of them. That jerky looks scrumptious AND give the beefer a bite from us.

Yeah, we're a little bit green; but it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Ruby and Penny said...

Morning Frankie
You look super duper adorable in your sailor hat.
Were over the moon that you luvs your stuff.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Oh Frankie!1 I forgot your birthday. Happy belated birthday my friend. Mommy forgot everything when she was so worried about me.

It is so nice be alive and myself again.

{{{huggies}}}....Mona

houndstooth said...

Oh, that sailor hat was made for you! Do you have a tattoo like sailors, too?

Bunny

mayziegal said...

Awwwww! Those grrrrrls sure do luvs you, Frankie! I don't tends to get too jealous but Brudder Ranger - wowza! I thinks all his white furs just turned mint green!

You look Most Jaunty in your sailor hat. It's completely and totally perfect for you!

And can you believes that maybe somewheres down the line you and me are maybe really really really distantly related? And how proud are you of your Penny that she guessed right?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Agnes B Bullock said...

WOW, what a great hat!!!

Remington said...

GREAT presents! You have some mighty fine ladies there, my friend! I asked Beth and she said she didn't know the DATE of your birthday. Could you let me know for our calendar. Thank you!

Ina in Alaska said...

Happy Belated Birthday Frankie! You have very thoughtful friends and you are just adorable!!! That sailor hat will look great on you when you next go boating. My pups are admiring that blue ball toy!! xoxoxo

DoDo and MoMo said...

U look kewl Frankie! <3

The Two Country Poodles & Uncle Puppy said...

WOW you are one lucky Doxie...You have the best girl doxies a boy could ask for!


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
& Uncle Puppy

RILEY AND STAR said...

Hi Frankie,

Wow! What grrrreat gifts! Them gals are sure sweet on you! Are ya still getting married?

Yes, I hope to do Dear Star again from time to time when the boss lady has a little time. Butt, you can always ask for my advice anytime you want! You and me is Buddies!

Luv,
Star and Riley says Yo Man!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Wow, Frankie - you are so right - we are really jelly bigtime. You are so lucky to have two such wonderful glas. Your hat looks great and what a pawfect choice.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Khyra, Khousin Merdie, And Sometimes Her Mom said...

All we khan add is

WOW!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

kissa-bull said...

oh frankie furter your sailor hat ish just too precious fow woids. and those jerkys look uber nommylicious. you deserve that and much much mowe.
we have shent out your package for the belated GABE winning and and extra goddie fow your barkday
we ruff you so

pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack

Sandra said...

Oh my goodness those are the bestest gifts ever. You look totally cute in your new hat and I'm sure you will enjoy your jerky for many days to come. Yay!

Flash, Alven and Dottie

twinkietinydog said...

Oh, man! I'm supposed to be your friend and I didn't even wish you a happy birthday. Sorry, Frankie, I'm really trying, I swear! Happy birthday our beloved, from my entire family, your friends and fans.
I wanted to also thank you for the feedback on the chew stuffs. Hey, I don't like deer antlers, what do you find in them. Momma says they're the safest too, but none of us like them
Twink!

twinkietinydog said...

Thank you for the antler suggestion!!! We've tried soaking them in water and also filling them a bit, but neither technique worked. Chicken broth it is! Thanks, Frankie :)
Twinkie

Zona said...

OMD! That hat is PERFECT! You look so official now - take THAT swimming squirrels! You are the luckiest doggie for sure!

Wags,
Zona

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
They sent you pawesome presents!
Yummy jerky and toys and... your hat!
Your sailor hat is grrreat!
Congratulations!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Dog Foster Mom said...

I didn't realize it was your birthday - Happy Birthday!! You are very cute in your sailor hat, and it's great to see how happy your girrrrls have made you!

Twix said...

Frankie, did you know our bdays were close together sorta? That hat is Twixerrific! You, my furiend, are one lucky dog!
Snuggles,
Twix