This is from a book my mom was reading the other day... Author Jefferson Bass (who is really TWO Two legger guys the write together) See what it says... My phone rang for what seemed the EIGHTY-SEVENTH time.... 87 is such a grrrreat number that these guys even use it!!! WhooooooDA Thunk it???? Sooooo I got an email the other day. It was from #%^@* who had just received one of the Paw it Forward pressies that I sent the other day. It was really funny beclaws #%^@* didn't know what the thingy was. BAWWWWWAH BAWWWWAH I can laugh about it beclaws it isn't MY fault.... I'm not allowed to go in the Post Office... for some stupid two legger reason. Well, I had everything allllllllll set up and ready... the pressies the addresses AND the note that was supposed to go into mailto:#%^@* pressie package. The Note explained what the pressie was all about and how to have #&^@* make the mom get it all set up to play with....BUTT.... MY STINK HEAD MOM....... FURGOT TO PUT IT IN!!!! HaRoooooo HaRooooooo BOL BOL Neener Neener Neener... Mom is a Dork!!!
Of course it was all very much confusing for poor #%^@* beclaws when the pressie package was opened they didn't understand. What a DORKY Dumb Doofus My mom is.
WELL, the bestest pawt is... Frankie Furter is teeeeee totalllllly innocent. BAWWWWAH. TRUST MEEEEE.... I have been rubbin' mom's nose in this... like a puppy by a warm puddle!!!! She's not gonna live it down fur a LOOOOOOONG time!!
I can't wait for #%^@* to tell THIS story. It will be a real Fur Floofer!!!
There are still 2 more pressies to be found.
Oh.... and don't furget.... TWIX is havin' a Birthday!!!! I'm just sayin'.
Of course it was all very much confusing for poor #%^@* beclaws when the pressie package was opened they didn't understand. What a DORKY Dumb Doofus My mom is.
WELL, the bestest pawt is... Frankie Furter is teeeeee totalllllly innocent. BAWWWWAH. TRUST MEEEEE.... I have been rubbin' mom's nose in this... like a puppy by a warm puddle!!!! She's not gonna live it down fur a LOOOOOOONG time!!
I can't wait for #%^@* to tell THIS story. It will be a real Fur Floofer!!!
There are still 2 more pressies to be found.
Oh.... and don't furget.... TWIX is havin' a Birthday!!!! I'm just sayin'.
PeePeeS..... Saturday my mom took a grrrreat video of me. I wanted to post it... BUTT I couldn't get it to work. I even followed all of the Blogger instructions and everything. It just kept saying something was wrong. Anybuddy have any ideas for me????
17 comments:
You mean someone else is using your 87!! I mean there's lots of other numbers they could use. Can't you get royalties or something? Like 87 Milkbones?
Isn't it FANTASTIC when it's someone else's fault!
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Humans are idiots. 'nuff said.
Slobbers,
Mango
You thinks maybe our mom's are related? My mum is waaaaay dorky, especially afters our little fiasco yesterday...hehehe! I bets they is cuzzins from somewheres down da line. I gots to go hop around da bloggies to finds out who da lucky recipient is...hehehe.
I'm so ready to tells everbuddy bouts my name.
Puddles...feeling PROUD today
Wow! 87 really is one of the Most Amazing numbers EVER!
And gosh, I guess that'll teach your mom to try to do stuffs without you from now on. But instead of rubbing her nosie in it, maybe you should try to gives her a milkbone every time she does something right. With my pawrents, positive reinforcement works waaaay better!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Have you tried uploading your video to YouTube? Then all you have to do it cut & paste the linky thing, and *poof* it shows up instantly on your bloggy (instead of it taking 87 years to upload directly thru blogger). You can even pick the color for the frame that borders the video. Hope that helps!
Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
Tee hee hee! Your mom will hear about this for the next 87 years!
What we do for videos is upload them to YouTube. Then we get the embed code and copy and paste it into the HTML editor on our Blogger posts and it shows up like magic! If we can help, let us know!
Bunny
I think all Moms have some of that dumb dumb doofusy stuff in the brains. They do stuff like that all the time! Can't wait to find out who got the pressie!!
~Milly and Shelby
BOL!! Can't wait to hear about this from the other side of the pressie! Finally you're vindicated... perhaps it's never really your fault at all?
Blogger started acting up with my videos when I was getting too close to full with my storage. BOO! I had to buy more room for all of the cute pictures of me but I'm thinking of the YouTube route for videos now too.
Wags,
Zona
Hey Frankie, we thought you had a patent on that number - hope you are getting paid for others using it. Oh wait, we take that back, we think we have referenced 87 many times on our blog. We think it IS a great number.
We were able to upload a video the other day to blogger but we have seen around the blogs that others have had trouble and something about having to use the old format, whatever that means.
Hope you can figure it out, but YouTube works well too.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
WHAT did you rub your mom's face in? ha ha! I hope you didn't do it 87 times!
Wow that 87 is a popular number!!
Mango hit the human thing right on!!
Smileys and Snuggles,
Dory, Bilbo and Jacob
It was 87 degrees at 87 difFURent times today!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
mr. frankie,
i totally agree with miss daisy, miss kendra, and miss bella. you have like a copy right on 87...you should get paid in greenies or somethingie yummy like that!!
heehee, your poor mama. she had a brain fart! ;)
*woof*
the booker man
Woof! It's me, Daisy, and I have to tell you that even though there are lots of cows in NH my mom is more of a city girl at heart soooo that's part of the reason why she had no idea what that cow milky thingy was! Heee! Heee! And guess what? My dad grew up on a farm and with COWS and he thought that cow milky toy was a motor oil funnel! BOL! My dad could not figger out why a dog would send another dog a motor oil funnel until Frankie revealed the TRUTH about his mom furrgetting to send a note!
Thanks, Frankie, furr the greaaat gift!
Love,
Daisy the Coonhound
wow. SOMEONE's been reading Frankie's blog!
Did the book sell like 87 million copies? Twix's eleventh birthday is very important, thank you for posting about it. As for the video, I think you'll find it easier to start a youtube channel and either do links to your videos or put the whole player on your blog. Let me know if you want to go this way and if you need more help. You have my email, kk?
Twinkie
PS Because I would kill to see a video of you!
hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog oh hay gosh it shoor is hard to find gud help theez days!!! ok bye
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