This guy came to see me day before yesterday. I don't know his name, beclaws HE doesn't even know it. It is our two leggers that help us learn stuff. He didn't even know how to read peemail the right way. In fact... he actually went over and peed on my blueberry bush that I call Ruby. How darned rude and ignorant is that??? I had to scream for MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM and have her wash Ruby off.
Then I tried to talk with him. He could not even talk like we all do. I couldn't understand all of this. He had a collar... butt NO tags. He even had ALL of his JUNK in his Trunk. He was all covered with mud and stuff. He WAS very much nice, even though he didn't know anything at all !!!
Mom finally said that I should come in and not encourge him to stay here. She said this poor guy was what is called a Stray/Lost dawg. Then she said that should be a lesson to all of us.
We all need to be SURE that we have our licences on our collar and most important.... we should never ever ever leave our yards... even if it seems fun at the time.
This guy had no way to tell two leggers where he lives. Mom could NOT call the dawg warden, beclaws he does NOT work on Sunday. He may get hit by a car or kept by MEAN two leggers or taken for.... cruel experiments.
I feel very much bad for this guy. When I got up yesterday morning he was gone and has not come back. Poor thingy. Please PAWmise that YOU will never run away from home, even if your mom and dad don't do something you want them to do at the very second you want it to happen. It COULD be worse. STAY SAFE. STAY IN YOUR OWN YARD. OKAY????