Monday, March 8, 2010

March MADness

Okay, sooo there is still snow on the ground and it isn't spring yet, butt what the heck is this... Just beclaws the sun came out and the temp. went up... My MOM went all crazy Cracker and gave me a B A T H and then went out and started washing SUN PORCH windows like a wild woman... She made me go out there and SIT and WATCH these INTRUDERS. She wouldn't let me go chase them beclaws...
SHE said I was WET... DUH, of course I was wet!!! SHE made me that way!!! Butt that is no excuse for not letting me chase Frick and Frack away, IS IT???????

Just look at them TAUNTING and MOCKING me!!! It was all made even worse by the fact that the windows were a SNOT SMEAR FREE ZONE after she finished with the windows. Darn it all anyway, I put those snot smears there to... keep the birds from crashing into the windows and to keep ME from mashing my snooter beclaws I forget they are there.. when I'm distracted by... RODENTS. It was one Cat Crap day except for the nice warm sunshine and the fact that being on the sunporch is ALMOST like being OUTSIDE.
PeeS.... there were 3 chipmunks out there too, butt SHE was sooooo busy she wouldn't get the flasher out to take their pictures. Turkey Turd. I'm just sayin'.

20 comments:

Mango said...

Snot free zone? No such thing. Master cleaned all my well placed slobbers off the kitchen walls, cabinets, and (gasp) ceiling yesterday, but I have been most busy redecorating.

And I think you need to go out in the snow and get wet as often as possible. Does she forget your recent bout of cabinet fever?

Slobbers,
Mango

The OP Pack said...

Wow, Frankie, you really do still have snow there - we have lots of greenery here and even signs of the hyacinths popping up. We would really rather have your snow.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Jazzi said...

Oh
J dont blame you, I go and sit and am tortured too by the pesty sqiurrels and mom wont let me outside to chase them off "MY" porch!!! And I ask then.....WHY did you get me if....I cant rid the yard of these guys?? MOMS!! thats all I can say!!

With ya here Frankie
Jazzi

houndstooth said...

Oh, there ought to be a law against keeping hounds from chasing squirrels! Tell your mom the fine for keeping a hound from his duties is 87 million dollars!

Bunny

The Musketeers said...

BOL, they are sure out early ! Why didn't you chase those little onces away ? BOL, we rarely see this on streets, but if we do, I am sure we will chase it, but I am also sure our human will not allow us to do so ! BOL

BRUTUS said...

We can actually see a little grass here - woohoo! All the squirrleys must be down there by you, we haven't seen many here yet. Bummer about the window cleaning, now you have to start all over again. You know I make nose AND eyeball prints on our windows!

Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Rambo said...

Frankie Furter,
Squirrels! I hate those nasty stinking critters. I have chased down a few of them and got bit on the nose once, now it's time for retaliation, but the dang stinker won't come back.
I think you should be very pissed for not getting a chance to attack.
Maybe next time??

Rambo

mayziegal said...

Oh what torture! I'm Most Glad the sun is shining but you weren't even allowed to go chase Evil Squirrels in it? Or press your nosey up against the window for a better look? Gosh, I think somebody needs to call the ASPCA.

BTW, I didn't even know that there was such a thing as a snot-free window. I should tell my mom about this cuz I bet she doesn't know either.

I hopes you get to enjoy the sun today!

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow luk at them tawnt yoo!!! so unfare!!! ok bye

Remington said...

Our snow is going bye-bye....Beth said that it's a trick and we will get more -- not to worry....after all it's only March!
I like your squirrel. We have lots of them here.

Two Country Poodles said...

I think your momma has gone crazy cracker hooman on you Frankie! Snot Smear Free Zone...No squirrel chasing...Baths?!?!?!?! What weird things will she come up with next?


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo & Foster Sibling Maggie Mae

kissa-bull said...

oh frankie love that ish just so vewy thoughtfulness of you to put your snotties on the window so the birdies to go crash
vewy kind of you
pibble sugars
the houston pittie pack

Twinkietinydog said...

You've named your squirrels? Does this mean you're on a first name basis? BOL I'm going to have to get my M to take some photos of my tormentors for you. You turn into quite the potty mouth when you're upset, Frankie. I like that quality in you.
Twink!

The Thundering Herd said...

Oh the horrors. First, any window that has been cleaned is clearly that for Nose Art. Period.

And, secondly, you are required by your contract as a dog to chase Evil Squirrels away.

What will humans think of next?

Dory and the Mama said...

That is just SOOOOO unfair Frankie!!

Smileys!
Dory

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

That is just WRONG!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Oh Frank dear, you must not go outside and chase varmints when you're wet, regardless if the parent made you that way.

Personally, I find squirrels quite tasty.

French kisses,
Betty

Lorenza said...

You were out... not being able to chase them?? That not sounds good!
Hmmm....
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Miley said...

Just hopping over to your blog from Dory's!!! BOL!!! Those pics are hilarious!!! I can't wait for my snow to melt...hello muddy springs!!!! Have a great week!!!

lotsa licks,
Miley

Benny and Lily said...

that is definitely madness Frankie
benny & Lily