SHE said I was WET... DUH, of course I was wet!!! SHE made me that way!!! Butt that is no excuse for not letting me chase Frick and Frack away, IS IT???????
Just look at them TAUNTING and MOCKING me!!! It was all made even worse by the fact that the windows were a SNOT SMEAR FREE ZONE after she finished with the windows. Darn it all anyway, I put those snot smears there to... keep the birds from crashing into the windows and to keep ME from mashing my snooter beclaws I forget they are there.. when I'm distracted by... RODENTS. It was one Cat Crap day except for the nice warm sunshine and the fact that being on the sunporch is ALMOST like being OUTSIDE.
PeeS.... there were 3 chipmunks out there too, butt SHE was sooooo busy she wouldn't get the flasher out to take their pictures. Turkey Turd. I'm just sayin'.