Sunday, February 28, 2010

CABINET FEVER

My mom says that we all have something called CABINET FEVER!!!! It is caused by all this snow making it so that we can't get out in the yard and play!!
Here is what is going on... Furst you remember that recent incident with my dad (which we have put in our BEHIND place). Well then with the snow we got last night it just caused my mom to go Cracker Crazy when she had to shovel and shovel and STILL couldn't get it all moved. She came back in the house and started Baying like a hound at the moon!! She even used THAT word which has nothing to do with Food, let me tell you. She ranted and raved about being sick and tired of having to WALK LIKE A ....... DUCK just to get to the bird feeders. Then she made me go OUT IN THAT STUFF. And I came back in all mad at the world and threw a Cracker Carpet Caper trying to get the stupid snowballs OFF MY FURS. That caused mom and dad both to yell about whose ....... TURN it was to DRY Frankie (that's ME, you know). SOOOOOOOOO mom finally said , "This snow has GOT to quit. We three are going at each other like JUNK YARD DAWGS! We need to see some SUNSHINE AND GREEN GRASS S O O N or else we are going to end up like a bunch of WILDCATS!" Whoooooie. Trust me when I say that you could have heard a Cat hit the ground when she finished that.
And just think...tomorrow is the FURst day of March and it WILL be coming in like a LION for us, beclaws it is supposed to snow again. Whine Whimper U N C L E We surrender.
Sooooooo my furends..... This is what I have to say about SNOW.

23 comments:

BRUTUS said...

I hear you! This is insane! I won't leave the deck, doin' all my business up there instead of in the yeard 'cuz I think I'd drown out there (can you drown in snow?). Honestly, mother nature - knock it OFF!!

Snowbound Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie

Mango said...

Oh Frankie, be careful. Once the humans get cabinet fever all is lost. You must practice your calm meditative states for sure. I remember one time when we had big snow and momma was crying while she was shoveling because she was so mad / insane. Not a pretty sight.

Slobbers,
Mango

houndstooth said...

I absolutely agree with that editorial comment, Frankie!

Bunny

Frankie Furter said...

I furgot to tell your this one!! For the ENTIRE month of February we only had O N E DAY of sunshine!!! I'm thinkin' that maybe Squirrels have stolen it!!! I'm just sayin'.

mayziegal said...

Oh, Frankie, that sounds like a terrible kinda fever! I hope the sunshine comes back one day soon. I'm with you - I betcha your Evil Squirrel Intruders have stolen it. Can you believe here in Collie-rado we've hardly had any snow this year at all? We've had lots of sunshine so I'll see if I can pack some up and send it your way.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Dog Foster Mom said...

Wow cabinet fever sounds horrible. Here the snow has melted but of course that has left behind a lot of mud. Mom says the mud is worse than the snow, but after reading your post, I'm not sure I agree! Hope it melts for you soon.

Your friend,
Remi

birdbrainsanddogtales said...

Oh my dear Franky you have totally expressed how I feel about the 2+ feet of snow we have received in the past couple of days and it is still coming down. My dog, Nina is much bigger than you and usually loves to play in the snow, but it is now too much for her too.

Your stories make me smile. Keep up the good work.

-- Cindy

Remington said...

Won't we enjoy spring! Can't wait!

The OP Pack said...

Frankie, our Mom is totally sympathetic with your pawrents about the snow. Luckily for her, she hasn't had to do much shoveling this year. But we aren't of the same opinion. wish there were some way for us to move that snow west to Kansas.

Wouldn't it be nice if it snowed once with enough snow to last all winter with only one clearing needed? Maybe that is what we all need to start crossing our paws for.

Woos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara in Snowless OP

Three Dogs Long said...

We agree 100%! Thank dawg we haven't seen that much snow this winter - we seem to get pelted with the liquid nitrogen drops!!

But ol' Ma Nature has a couple of messy days in store for us tomorrow! We're startin' not to like her berry much!


((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
Well. We think we don't like snow and now, after reading your post, we KNOW we don't like snow!
Be patient...
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Twinkietinydog said...

Cabinet fever and the non-Food word? First off, do you guys have any soap handy for the non-Food eater? Secondly, your dad owes you one, therefore he should behave, at least for another 87 years. As for you my lovely furiend, I understand you. It must be insulting to have your parents fight over who is NOT going to dry your furs. Why did they make you go out in the first place? You need a break, Frankie. Let's work on that.
Twink!

MONA AND MOMMY TOO!! said...

Oh Frankie, I wish was here today. It was cold this morning but no rain or snow and now it's 65 and the sun is shining. Mommy & I have been outsdide most of the the day. I wish we could just blink & you'd be here playing with me. I just watched the funnest thing. I was barking at a cat that was in the yard next door. He was trying to grab a smaller cat that was on top of the fence and was getting really upset he couldn't reach it and wasn't paying no attention to me. Mommy grabbed her camera got one pic of me barking at the big cat and the big car snasrling at ther little cat and then the exhausted battery light came on. Shot!!

We are so reaqdy for Spring!!

{{{huggies}}}...Mona

Agnes B Bullock said...

Mom had to dig out a big piece of the front yard for us- we have 87 bazillion feet of snow!!!!! The robins are still hanging out, looking for food. We think that the two leggers are going to buy them a feeder.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Hang tough, Frankie! Don't let Mother Nature break you!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Sn-O hi O!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Ah, poor Frankie. Sorry to hear you're gettin' cabin fever little man. I bit Betty's ear in the yard today if it makes ya feel any better...

Gunther

Alli and Frankie said...

Oh, Frankie! I'm so sorry! The snow looks terrible. We are very wet and water-logged here in AZ right now but we hope the sun will start shining soon! :) I hope your green grass starts to peek through! xoxo Frankie Mae

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

FRankie
I can't believe your gonna let a little snow break you. Come on.. I thought mom liked snowman. She had the entire house covered in them. I guess not so much anymore. I'm just saying..
norwood

Life With Dogs said...

I echo your sentiments exactly. Mainly on the neighbor's bushes...

kissa-bull said...

omg
our mommish almost chocked on her coke watching that last pikshure
your hilarious
pibble sugars and wee wags
the houston pittie pack

dewdana said...

One day of sun??? Crazy. I think I would go mad too. Things have been a little chilly down here but relatively speaking it is not so bad. You should come back down to the Moose lodge to catch some rays!

Two Country Poodles said...

So sorry to hear you have the fever. Well it seems the snow has stopped coming around our neck of the woods...Would you all like to come to KY? We have 2 huge properties to run on...lots of grass. Just sayin'


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo