My mom says that we all have something called CABINET FEVER!!!! It is caused by all this snow making it so that we can't get out in the yard and play!!
Here is what is going on... Furst you remember that recent incident with my dad (which we have put in our BEHIND place). Well then with the snow we got last night it just caused my mom to go Cracker Crazy when she had to shovel and shovel and STILL couldn't get it all moved. She came back in the house and started Baying like a hound at the moon!! She even used THAT word which has nothing to do with Food, let me tell you. She ranted and raved about being sick and tired of having to WALK LIKE A ....... DUCK just to get to the bird feeders. Then she made me go OUT IN THAT STUFF. And I came back in all mad at the world and threw a Cracker Carpet Caper trying to get the stupid snowballs OFF MY FURS. That caused mom and dad both to yell about whose ....... TURN it was to DRY Frankie (that's ME, you know). SOOOOOOOOO mom finally said , "This snow has GOT to quit. We three are going at each other like JUNK YARD DAWGS! We need to see some SUNSHINE AND GREEN GRASS S O O N or else we are going to end up like a bunch of WILDCATS!" Whoooooie. Trust me when I say that you could have heard a Cat hit the ground when she finished that.
And just think...tomorrow is the FURst day of March and it WILL be coming in like a LION for us, beclaws it is supposed to snow again. Whine Whimper U N C L E We surrender.
Sooooooo my furends..... This is what I have to say about SNOW.