You will NOT believe this one !! I heard mom and dad talking last night and they were whispering about this stuff. Butt I sneaked up and listened as much as I could. It is all about the Grinch Jr. and this even includes Bonnie who was my pretend mom in the Christmas play last year. That really shocked me. I thought she was sooooo very much nice, now I find out that she has been around those two Grinches soooo much that she is starting to act like them.
Any way this is the stuff that I hear mom and dad talking about. It is a whole bunch scary so don't read it if you are alone or it is dark.
The Junior Grinch and Bonnie are having some kind of special party thing Saturday night. They invited my mom and dad to this and it is called a
DOG ROAST !!!
I am still shivering and shaking just thinking about it. Can you imagine??? They want my mom and dad to go to a terrible thing like that????? No Way!!! I am not going to let them do it. Grinches are EVIL. A DOG ROAST indeed.
I just knew life on this hill was going to go "downhill" when I found out the the Jr. Grinch was going to move in beside Jim the Grinch Guy. Now I know that I was right. Butt I am not feeling good about my level of prediction. EVIL EVIL HIDEOUS HORRIBLE I couldn't even imagine that the Grinches would Roast a Dog and then expect my mom and dad to EAT it!!!!
I have heard of people doing that ^^^/weiner roasting/^^^ thing before. Of course, mom and dad never do that thing either, butt this is sooooo much worse on every level. The Grinch Jr. didn't even try to cover up what he was doing with fancy wording. NO NO not HIM. Jr. Grinch PROUDLY announced that he was going to be putting on a DOG ROAST. I am just scared to death. And SHOCKED.
I am afraid to go out to PEE now. I just KNOW he plans to try to catch ME and cook me even though mom asked dad where the Grinch Jr. was going to get the DOG and dad said it was coming from some farm. No Way Am I Going To Believe That Stuff Either. I mean really what difference does it make WHERE the poor DOG comes from???? It is still going to be ROASTED.
I say... there should be a LAW about such a terrible practice.
Down with Dog Roasts.
I assure you I am NOT going to allow mom and dad to go to it, even if they
had wanted to. NOPE, I am not
PLEASE cross your paws for me.
I don't want to end up the Victim
of a DOG Roast.