Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Insniffigation Case

F. Oscar Dective report to clients

To: Penny and Ruby
Re: Lost Spring

I have completed my insniffigation and have determined that your Spring is on its way.

I tracked it as far as the border between the U.S. and Canada. It was being held there by immigration officers due to a lack of Passport.
It was finally determined that Seasons have dual citizenship and the proper paperwork has been completed.
Springtime has now been released and is making its way to your location.

As you know, my usual fee is a donation to the client's local animal shelter. However, I am going to waive my fee in your case. You have earned a free pass because of Ruby's Therapy work.
If I can be of further assistance, please contact me.
Sincerely, F. Oscar. Dachshund Detective

5 comments:

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frankie
Thank you. We were really worried Spring wouldn't come this year. We live only 90 minutes from the US/Canada border so we think she'll be here soon. Thanks for finding her and thanks for waving your fee, but we will still make that donation.
Love Ruby & Penny

Nibbles Treats said...

Nice detective work. We'll do our best to send some warmer weather north to our favorite doxie girls too!

Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

Frankie Furter said...

Dear Darling Girrrls, That is so very much generous of you. I know some poor animals will be greatful. Love to both of you.


To T. T. & O. , Or TOT
Thank you for helping Penny and Ruby out with some warm air. Those are my WIMMEN, you know. he he he

I am soooo very much glad that F. Oscar (who is one of my alter egos) was able to successfully close his first case.
Licks and Wags to all.
Frankie Oscar Furter

Frankie said...

LOL!

Frankie Furter said...

Frankie Mae, I am sooo very much glad that you got a good laugh from my blog today. It is just what I like for my readers to come away with. Thanks !!!
Keep "digging around" for a new case for me to insniffigate. Lick & Wags F.O.F.