Don't worry Roxy... I am SURE she will be here SOON... and WHISPER or else we will get thrown outta here before the trial ever starts...
It will be FINE.... in fact it might HELP if it did... the Sparkle from it is BLINDING...
OH LOOK...... Here comes Molly NOW....
ALL RISE. Molly is here......
GASP!!!!! Roxy... YOU are NOT allowed to say THAT..
Butt Ernie.... Look at her.... she looks like a QUEEN... I think we SHOULD all rise...
WELCOME to America Molly... Please come be Seated...
Did you get stopped by Customs?
NO, I just needed to make sure that my Fleasa Card would be accepted in this country... and it IS... we are all set fur Shopping after the trial, Roxy.
THAT is super Molly.... and HIGH TEA.. Right?
ALL RISE...... this court is now in Session.... His Worthlessness Frankie Furter Pawsiding.
You may be Seated
Are all the pawties Present and ready fur Trial?
They ARE your Worstsome.
VERY WELL..... Pawceed.
The Defense would like to call MOLLY the WALL to the stand..
Please tell us what occurred on this date... and show us the PROOF...
I will be Happy to Ernie... Roxy will you put up Exhibit #1 fur me?
YES, your Queenship... here it is...
MONDAY, 16 FEBRUARY 2015
SO Molly, your mum WATERBOARDED you after just a tiny bit of dirt made its way onto your paws and furs??? You look Lovely today, By the way..
Thank you Ernie.... I am dressed fur Royal COURT today... not my usual casual style... like I pawfer... and like I was in the day in question. And YES, she certainly DID subject me to the Torture and then a PUBLIC Display of the Horror... !!
She declared that I was 50 Shades of GRIME.
I am SURE you were!
Was there anythingy that Led UP to this incident? Somethingy that SHE who must be IGNORED, might claim ... pushed her to take these drastic measures???
Well there WAS this Tiny situation... Roxy could you please show the court my post about it?
Certainly Your Royallyness..
.Musings Of A Legend On Moanday Monday!