Ernie wanted to write the Fractured Friday Hairy Tale this time... I told him he COULD if he would do it RIGHT... BUTT, I think you should Know... that he RARELY ever Does thingys RIGHT...
PeeS.... the Inclusion fur this one is Butt, I think you should know...
HERE you go... Gird your Loins... Blogville..
HI EVERYBUDDY.... it's ME... ERNIE... I am going to tell you that old Poem that folks like to say to their Pups and Kitties every year... READY??
Twas the Night before Christmas and All through the house,
the dogs were all fighting and causing a roust.
The stuffies were gutted and the pressies all sniffed
Even Santa Paws' Cookies were getting whiffed..
The Squirrels were all Deaded
The Paper all Shredded.
There were Pee Puddles all over the floor..
and some dog logs left, just INSIDE the door..
There was Barking and HOWLING and and snatching and Stealing
the tree was coming down... and rolling and reeling..
Then out in the Yard there was a big BOOM
They all ran to the window, then Outta the ROOM...
Santa Paws had arrived, BUTT the sleigh had tipped OVER
Pressies were sliding on the top of the snow.. they all dashed to grab what they could recover.
The fighting was furious
They were all So Very much CURIOUS
To see what Somebuddy ELSE had, which might be BETTER..
OH MY.... we see a girrl dog with somethingy grrrrea... gotta GET HER.
BUTT I think you should Know... that Santa Paws is OK...
He is getting Back in his Sleigh..
The Dogs all heard him exclaim, as he drove outta sight...
DARN THAT FRANKIE.... he surely can BITE.
Be SURE to dash over to Murphy and Stanley's Place to see who ELSE has a FFHT story today.
MERRY CHRISTMAS to Each and Every one of you.
From Frankie and Ernie and our mom.