LOVE to each and every one of you!!! Lana
OKEY DOKEY HOKEY POKEY...... THIS is a BIG day.... Furst it is FRIDAY 13th... and WE say NO BAD LUCK ALLOWED.
NEXT..... some of you GUESSED RIGHT.... There WAS fur SURE a Run Away HORSE that came runnin around up here on our hill. And it DID Trample some of our garden plants as it went galumphing around in there... and it DID leave THREE pressie piles in Payment. Now this is NOT the horse that was trespassing .... this is the one that mom and Sarge's Mom saw in the stage pawformance of OKLAHOMA. BUTT We thought you should see a Picture of SOME horse.
HEY EVERYBUDDY..... it is ME... ERNIE... I get to take it from HERE beclaws it has been like 87 YEARS since
HERE COMES MY (Ernest vonSchnitzel) ADVICE FUR DUI:
1. Since today is ALSO..... BLAME IT ON SOMEBUDDY ELSE... day... THAT is my FURST thingy fur you, Dui. No matter WHAT happens... find a way to BLAME it on somebuddy ELSE EXCEPT you can NOT blame ANYTHINGY on ROXY... beclaws she is PAWFECT and NEVER does ANYTHINGY wrong.
Write this down, Dui. Never blame ROXY fur ANYTHINGY.
2. HIDE the Evidence..... Dig a HOLE and BURY it DEEP.
3. When "SHE" wants to know WHAT happened.... Explain it Clearly. Ex: I have NO IDEA... while THAT was happening... I (DUI) Was Busy Sniffing my ..... butt.
4. When YOU want a Nap.... it is NAP TIME... All the REST of the time is to be divided between Eating, Playing, PeeMail, and POOPING.
5. Always PROOF READ your own PeeMails... If necessary... go BACK and make corrections.
6. If YOU find it (and Want it) it is YOURS.
7. NEVER bring your mum's Bra out fur Company to ADMIRE. No matter HOW proud you are of it... if there is COMPANY... bring them a TOY or a Deaded Critter... butt NOT your mum's Bra.
8. When in Doubt... tell "HER" that you are LITTLE and you don't know all the RULES yet.
9. Always LISSEN...(beclaws you don't want to accidentally MISS somethingy.... Butt, remember that HEARING is subject to selectivity !! You select what you WANT to HEAR.
and most impawtant of all:
10. If it Smells DELIGHTFUL.... ROLL ON IT.
Respectfully submitted by your GOOD furend... Ernest (Ernie) vonSchnitzel.