Monday, December 16, 2013

ET TU Shasta and Shiloh?????

OKAY dear Furends.....     the HORROR... is getting MORE HORRID all the time.  
     We have Fabulous Furends...   butt SOME of them...  are sort of ORNERY...  Like fur Instance...  Shasta and Shiloh... the BeagleBratz...     who did Send somethingy to our Hill ...     SOMETHING Filled with SNOWFREAKS...            We Kid you NOT.         Just LOOK fur yourself.

Can you BELIEVE your EYES???          A Snowfreak TOWEL to hang on the Oven Door...    butt darn it... he WON'T MELT... even when the oven is turned to  INCINERATE .  
     AND there were Rawhide  SnowFreak CHEWS...  fur US.       Now we DO plan to truly ENJOY BITING their HEADS OFF...   and we are looking forward to Chewing them to SHREDS... (OH IT IS A DREAM COME TRUE>>> being ALLOWED to DEADED SnowFreaks)      AND we TOTALLY look forward to their RE EMERGENCE...   in the YARD.   THAT will be a Most SATISFYING Movement.
       Now we DO have to Confess somethingy...   When Miss Patty the Letter Lady Delivered the package...   there   WAS   a Snowfreak on the OUTSIDE of the Package... and Ernie and I sort of went...    CRAZY... and we Totally Destroyed the ENTIRE package.... Faster than mom could grab the Flashy Beast...     Miss Patty was STUNNED by our ...  Opening SKILLS.   She couldn't believe that we Deaded that SnowFreak on the front...  butt then she Had to admit that (after looking around at all of them) she totally UNDERSTOOD our reaction and the motorvation fur Deading a SnowFreak.
     Butt WAIT..... There's MORE  about the snowfreaks on the outside thingy...
  See the Next day... Shasta and Shiloh's Christmas card arrived and guess what...      WHAT? you Guessed WHAT it is??           Well, let us CHECK to see if you were Correct..   

On the BACK of their Envelope  THERE was another   SNOWFREAK...     so we ALLOWED mom to HACK IT OUT... with her SNOWFREAK SCISSORS  Carefully Trim around it.... and we Taped it to their Card before we put it on our DOOR.         SOON we will be SHOWING you 87  a couple of pics of OUR Cards that are Displayed on Our Door.   
So it doesn't Count that we SHREDDED and DEADED  Accidentally had a mishap with the one on the Package... beclaws we DID keep this one NICE.     

       We DO want to say THANK YOU to Shasta and Shiloh and of COURSE to Miss KIM.    That was very much Wonderful of you.   Thank you fur THINKING OF US.    You are the BESTEST.  

You all heard about the SUPER   Blogville  New Year's Eve Bash that Sarge is hosting.... RIGHT??????????????????

    Well, there are gonna be a BUNCH of Fun Stuffs going on that night...  See Sarge's Blog.. or the Blogville Community Calendar fur Details.         ONE of the thingys that WE are PAWticularly Excited about is Blogville's Furst EVER... ComedyClub Hour....  being hosted by Baggy and Nin...    They are lookin fur Stand Up Comics..... or Sit down or Roll over Comics to 
 tell some fun jokes and stuffs...           WE have ALREADY emailed OUR jokes to them...     WE hope that YOU will take part Also...     Come on EVERYBUDDY... get your jokes and help us have some FUN.   


Dexter said...

Embrace the snow freaks.


My Mind's Eye said...

WooHoo there are happy snowfreaks all over the place Shioloh n' Shasta are excellent shoppers. Maybe if you two are good your mom will wipe the snowballs off your furs with that pretty towel
Hugs madi your bfff

Lucy-Fur, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We think Dexter is right; if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Those blow-up snow freaks keep popping up in our neighborhood on people's lawns. Boy do they multiply fast!

Millie and Walter said...

At least you get to eat the snow freak cookies they sent to you.

Millie & Walter

Scooter said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, I think those are super funny and ornery furiends! BWAR HAR HAR At least they sent some snowmen that you can enjoy destroying and devouring. BOL I have seen your opening skills in action and they are stellar!
BTW: Thanks for the bark out about the NYE Bash!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Unknown said...

LOL it won't melt even if the oven is on incinerate....that cracked us up.
Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Unknown said...

Dear dawg....when is SnowFreak season over?!?

Cowspotdog said...

you got love being able to tear the heads off them snow freaks and then pooping out all over the hill :)

Murphy said...

OK, we better let you know so you don't go crazy but our post WEDNESDAY might have a snow freak in it. Just saying you might need to be prepared!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

stellaroselong said...

We loved those gifts. We loved that you get to shred and eat them. OUr Moms brain hurts for some reason and she told us she would talk about the New Years Party with us later this week, we are gonna have to keep on hers so hers doesn't forget.
Stella rose

Matilda the Boxer said...

Even YOUR furiends are starting to send snow freaks! What IS the world coming to??

Two French Bulldogs said...

We have a feeling the parents are paying people to send the dreaded snowmans

animal lover, quilt lover said...

My eye is blurring and I can not see at all!!
No Joker was just so happy to get out and go!!! He wanted to just walk all day long and never stop!!! He never pulled me when we were heading home. lol

Anonymous said...

at least now you can eat two of the snow freaks, that's not bad and maybe the other freks will see it and run away?

Sketching with Dogs said...

Just when you thought there couldn't be any more snowfreaks people actually send them to you!
Have fun biting their heads off.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

You can actually dead and eat those snowfreaks!!! Yay! What a great idea! It'll be so satisfying to see them finally laid to rest in a poo bag! BOL!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

The Ladies of Beaglebratz Manor said...

When we Beaglebratz SAW with our own 4 eyez what OUR mom wuz gonna send YOUR mom then we just INSISTED we had tue due SUMTHIN'tue make it a tad eazier fer u 2. We hope the snowfreakz that u can bite the headz off an'chew them up then shoot them out the other end will bring u sum sort of COMFERT. An'just think - u will b duin'sumthin'good fer the environment tue when they r coverin'your HILL. hehe
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Idaho PugRanch said...

BWaa ahhaaa Sorry we are laughing at the prospect of the deaded snowfreaks RE EMERGENCE! ha ahaa haa.
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

The Daily Pip said...

Snow freaks are bad, snow freaks are bad. Must not fall for snow freaks even though they are cute, they are very bad.


Katie said...

Oh no, how many variations of snow freaks can there be?! Looking forward to the ball!

Sagira said...

You guys. Are way out numbered.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We think you need to find a way to make peace with the snow freaks as they are clearly taking over the world. Baggy and Nin thank you for plugging their comedy show. They got their second entry today! Lee and Phod

marley said...

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