FURST Look What MY ROXY sent to me.... all the way from AUSTRALIA... Liver and HONEY Crackers.... She BASTED them with "DELICIOUS AUSTRALIAN CHICKEN LIVER". Can you believe it? OMD the picture is blurry beclaws...
NOW... I am Going to
I want to aPAWligize fur the Pictures that we have of this VERY VERY SPECIAL MEET and GREET. I don't KNOW why mom kept getting PEEPS in some of them... WHAT a DOOFUS.... Just Cover them with you PAW and look at the ImPAWtant stuffs... OKAY???
I had Mom take My ROXY's Christmas Pressies (and Daisy and Bella and Miss Tobi's too)... So we could SEE everythingy being opened... BUTT of COURSE
ONCE Everybuddy ATE and all the stuffs were all packed up.... Everybuddy got back in their CARS and mom and dad got in Jennifer with US... and we went Across like 87 lanes of Traffic to.... a PETCO.... and we all gotted out and THIS TIME WE were able to go INSIDE so that we could all REALLY get to know one another. And THAT is when the FUN stuff happened...
Frankie says I am NOT allowed to tell EVERYTHING though... like when he told Dad that he wanted to go out the door... and then FRANKIE POOPED in the PAWking LOT. So I won't mention that.
BUTT FINALLY Miss Tobi was able to get a GOOD picture of JUST ME.... fur Roxy.
don't come CLOSE to measuring up... Roxy is TALLER and LONGER than I (Ernie the SHRIMP) am. and NOW.... I am WORRIED about this... What if Roxy realizes that I am not big and strong enough to pawtect her and stuffs. What if she wants a BIG GUY fur her Steady Boyfurend.
I am SCARED and WORRIED and Heart Sick. NOW I ... Kinda Wish Miss Tobi hadn't seen me. Now how am I EVER gonna measure up to Roxy's expectations. WHINE WHIMPER WHINE I am SO very M Bare Assed that I didn't grow enough. It is ALL Frankie's Fault beclaws he kept sayin STOP GROWING ERNIE... STOP GROWING... and I lissened to him.
I think I just might BITE him.