NOW fur the PROOF that I REALLY was the Artsy Fartsy DICTATOR ...
The Practices were a NIGHT HORSE... what with Ernie acting like
SEE???? this is the STAGE.... he kept DUCKING DOWN being the PawLights area. WHAT a NUT CASE... I had to threaten
supposed to have already KNOWN all WORDS fur his Pawt... I was TERRORfied that he was just gonna TOTALLY MESS UP and that the 87,000 folks out in the AUDIENCE would throw rotten Tomatoes at BOTH of us... BUTT...
STEAK SPEARS famous PLAY.... HAMboneLET
DICTATORer by Frankie Furter and STARRING.... Ernest vonSchnitzel
To PEE or NOT toPEE, that is the question.
Whether 'tis better to Squat and Tinkle,
or to HIKE and Take AIM.