Speaking of "ERNIE".... guess what??? Two Sleeps ago... he waked me up in the MIDDLE of the Sleeping time... and said his TUMMY hurted... So I had to take charge and WAKE THE MOM... and tell her that Ernie's Poop Shooter was about to go WILD... So she jumped up and took him Out.. and then it all happened 3 MORE times.... Ernie was SCARED beclaws he had NEVER EVER experienced a Poop Shooter going WILD.
ONCE I GOT outta bed ... I told MOM that she was gonna have to make CHICKEN MEAT and RICE fur us... beclaws EveryBuddy knows that Chicken Meats and Rice will fix a WILD poop shooter RIGHT up... BUTT guess what ELSE.... our MOM is a TOTAL SLACKER... and she did NOT have any cookered up Chicken Meats in the Freezer... so we had to get in Jennifer Jeep and go to the STORE. Which is like 87 miles away.. and BUY SOME. I told HER to get enough fur BOTH of us for 3 whole DAYS... Beclaws I didn't want Ernie to feel like HE was BEING PUNISHED beclaws his Poop Shooter went WILD on him. NOT his Fault at all.. so I guess I am gonna have to SUFFER another two days of Chicken Meats and Rice.
NOW you know why I gotta HIDE some of the Chicken Meats from him... Wouldn't want to OVER DO thingys. RIGHT???? Everythingy in MODERATION... RIGHT?????????????