Ladies and Gentlemen...... Get your Minty Julips and Place your BETS...
Ernie and I are gonna RIDE in the Kentucky DERBY...
Whoa boy... STEADY Now... we gotta get in the GATE..
My horse is gonna go FASTER than YOURS, Frankie Farter. You will be EATIN our DUST.
Hush up Ernie... This is SERIOUS BIDNESS.
If you want to bet on ME (Frankie Furter) I am #87