Wednesday, March 27, 2013

I am NOT a Blubber Butt....

FURST.......   Bunk tells us that he is havin troubles leavin us comments.   Are YOU having any troubles with that???    Hope Not.      


I am SICK and TIRED of Frankie FARTer   makin FUNS of me.     The Rolly Polly         short shrimp      SLOW as Mole ASSES  in January     BIG BLABBER MOUTH    had to go and tell everybuddy that I (ERNIE) am    OVER WEIGHT  .            I'm SICK OF IT.       AND I am SICK of MOM not letting me have ANTHINGY to EAT fur like 87 months.        I am GETTING WEAK and stuffs.    

Do you think I look FAT???         I think I look Thin as a Squirrel Tail.

 THAT is all      WINTER FUR      I tell you.
 YOU Be the JUDGE.....     NOT      You know WHO....   

Come on everybuddy.......     let's    all    LAUGH    at    the    STRING mop BEAN   SHRIMP.        


AMY ANN said...

We think you look very handsome. Mom has us on diets, too. Just because she is....ahem...a little pudgy we all have to suffer. Don't tell her we said that. We just give her our cute puppy dog face and she gives us a treat.

GOOSE said...

Hummmm. Well I think if you tuck in your legs it might help.

Lovable Lily said...

Maybe a shave and a haircut would help Ernie. Looks like you gots a lot of furs happening there.

Butt don't worry..... We love you just the way you are!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Ranger said...

Mop head, mop head. BOL.

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, I totally agree with you! Who listens to Frankie anyway BOL. I think you're just a floof-a-loomp and it's all fur. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR to Ranger's comment! When you get here to my house, I'll share some of my treats with you. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Molly The Wally said...

Hey Blubber Butt we still think you are handsome. Ha ha Mop Head and Blubber Butt sounds like a TV program. We will think of Rem and the RRC tonight. Thanks for reminding us. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Corbin said...

I think you look JUST fine Ernie, but, the momma tells me all the time that we have to be careful and watch my weights. Whatever.

Jo's World said...

I think Frankie is being mean to you and I don't like it a bit.

I have got very overweight this winter and need to get out and walk some of it off. You can come and stay with me, Ernie, we will show Frankie (Judge Mophead)


Anonymous said...

Ernie, as one younger brother to another....he is really really being mean! We have to stick up for ourselves! -Charley

Linda said...

We don't think your over weight.
Your just full of sweetness.

xo Cinnamon

harrispen said...

Poor Ernie. You look like you are so weak you can't get off the floor. I hope your stingy mom starts feeding you more soon.


Two French Bulldogs said...

Fat? No. Wide, yes. BOL
Benny & Lily

Anonymous said...

I have the same problem Ernie... it's only water but it stucks on my hips :o)

Murphy said...

We can tell you are nearly wasted away to nothing. Seriously, we are concerned you are starving to death. You need to call this phone number to get some food: 1-800-JENNYCRAIG.

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Well, you don't look fat to me, but then I'm used to looking at Abby's ample bottom... ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

You are not fat at all! Bridge looks like the side of a house since she got Cushings, BOL.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

GizmoGeodog said...

Aw you had such cold weather you need a little extra weight just fur survival pawposes...Fur sure you'll come back to a slim trim dawgie as soon as the weather warms up

Robyn Wright-Parkin said...

Ernie buddy...Wally here. Being on the slighter larger side myself, I personally think you look just fine!! Don't let your brother's teasing get you down.

Wally (& Sammy)

HoundDogMom said...

We thought of the same furend last night when we seen the moon. I will forever think of Remmington when the moon is full. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Anonymous said...

Bites has our eveneing barking schedule all laid out, we are having like 87 events, starting at 7:oopm, feel free to join in, then happen ever minute, on the minute.
Now about skinny Mop Head there, he does need to tone it bad a bit, Bites says he came call the ASPCA on Frankie if need be!!!!

Your Pals Ernie
The Mad Scots

LetterstoAndrew said...

The little brothers always get picked on. :-(

The Army of Four said...

You look like the perfect Ernie to us!
Play bows,

Mitch and Molly said...

Absolutely that is winter fur, Ernie! Once you go through your spring shedding, you'll be slim and trim!

Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly

chicamom85 said...

Ernie, I think you look very handsome. You have nothing to worry about as long as you have Roxy. She doesn't care so forget about your "squirrel" brother. I will get some treats out as soon as I can. I hope you are not getting weak from starving.

Loveys Sasha

CaninesCouture said...

You look exactly like my parent's pup Chuy! She has her "winter coat" still too. ;)


Jules of Canines & Couture