Sunday, January 6, 2013

Pieces Pawts.....

Ummmmmmmm     I don't think mom was thrilled.....    BUTT who cares about    STUFFS ... like that anyway... 
WE have been havin a BLAST with our Christmas Stuffs....    Check it out...  We Pulled off a Snow Freak's NOSE and Plucked another's EVIL EYEBALL out...
 Yanked off a Snow Scarf and   an ARM.....       OH WHAT FUN...
 Ernie is the PRINCE of Squeeker Removal.....          Sometimes we manage to EAT some of THOSE...    When MOM isn't watchin...
 OH and the TUGGING it took to PULL THIS ONE OFF...       What a good time WE had doing THAT...    HOURS of FAB FUN we tell you.     
 WHAT????    What is your Problem Woman?       You KNOW how you LOVE to TRY to put our STUFFS back together.        WHAT's THAT you say?    I don't  know anythingy about all the King's Horses and all the King's men...                SUCK it up woman....  Just don't let VACULA do it.     
These are OUR TOYS  and TOYS are meant to be....    RIPPED and SHREDDED and Gutted .... 
Nothing beats a Good Session of      FIELD DRESS the STUFFIES Mom...       Just ask ANY of OUR FURENDS...           We KNOW you can't ask any of YOUR furends... cause judging from the RECENT CARD COUNT.... YOU don't have any of THOSE.
     Go ahead...   Mom...    ASK my FURENDS...   They'll tell you....  THIS is HOW it is supposed to be.                          
Sheesh.....   Peeps can be SOOOOOOOOOO silly.

30 comments:

Lovable Lily said...

Dear Mama of Frankie and Ernie,

Every word they told you is true! Desqueeking a stuffie is ONE of our most impawtant jobs in life (becides eating, sleeping, pooping, peeing & getting belly rubs).

Yup, ripping apart OUR toy's is very impawtant to us and a top priority too. Maybe you should go shopping and get a toy of your very own. Sounds like your a little bit jelly over the fact that F & E got some really cool toys from Santa and perhaps you didn't. I guess we know who was on the NAUGHTY list this year.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

p.s. F & E, we are behind you 100%!

"UNITED WE STAND"

Molly The Wally said...

Way to go Frankie & Ernie. Nothing like a good de-stuffing and ripping and shredding. Have a super de-squeaking Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

GOOSE said...

Oh yes that is how it is. I have a special surgeon on call when I need them put all back together again.
Blessings,
Goose

Team Beaglebratz said...

What iz it with the hoominz? Due WE tell THEM how THEY shood play with THEIR toyz? Even if we did, due u think THEY wood listen tue US? DON'T THINK SO! So THEY just NEED tue BAK OFF! LET US PLAY with OUR toyz the way WE want. Our hoominz think THEY hazta CONTROL EFERYTHING!
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie and Ernie in my humble kitty opinion once an item is labeled as being for you, you may do as you please with it.
Proclamation #1 by madi the about to be mayoress
Hugs your BFFF
Madi

Susie and Sidebite said...

Chill Mom, just fix it and move on, then the yelling will stop.

Hey Frankie & Ernie, we got some post coming just for you, to counter that "Ohhhhhhhh" hard to say it, snowman thingy, your gonna laugh!!

Your Good Pals
Susie & Officer Bites

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Oh boy, oh boy!! Love this post. You guys are my kind stuffie destuffers. Almost as good as me. Looks I got competition. There's nothing like as good snooter and squeeker to chew on. Sissy likes carcasses better. Mommy never even tries to put ours back together cause 2 seconds later we reap them up, again. She just goes to the Dollar Store and buys more. Keep up the good work.

Sniff ya later..........Weenie

harrispen said...

You boys are lucky that you even get any stuffies to play with. Since I just rip mine open and start eating the guts in seconds I don't even get to have any.

Millie

Berts Blog said...

Frankie and EArnie....WELL DONE

Bert

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

You are a couple of thugs, LOL!
Toys are to have fun with, nomatter what you do with them.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

The Army of Four said...

Have you ever swallowed a squeaker? If so, do you squeak if someone hugs you?
Ha roo roo roo!
After an unfortunate incident with a hippopotamus and some octopus tentacles, we only get to play with stuffies with Mom right there. The second we rip anything off, she grabs it and ... I'm not sure what she does. But she doesn't want us swallowing anything. Anymore.
Luv,
Dave

Alien said...

Just flying by to say hi. Sallie has been sick so we apologize for not coming around. Be well!

Yours,

Ruby said...

OMD! That is SO true Frankie!! I mean WTF??? The peeps give us the toys, whats WE do with em' is OUR business, right?!!
Pfft! I tell my Ma that all the times! I mean, grow a pair woman!!

Kisses,
Ruby

Mitch and Molly said...

We love exposing the squeakers! Are they just the coolest!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Murphy said...

Gee Frankie, you were kinda mean to your mom weren't you? I mean, it is your job to shred and gut your toys but you need to remember she is the one who buys your treats. Of course the destruction of the snow freak was totally understandable. Is all the snow and cold causing you to crack up? Now you better go give your mom a kiss!

Keep Calm & Bark On,

Murphy & Stanley

Pee Ess - Our mom MADE us write that. We think there is NO problem here!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo ar absolootly rite that is the perpus of toys!!! if they didnt want us pulling owt the skweekers they woodnt put skweekers in them in the first playse!!! ok bye

Milo Robinson said...

The whole purpose of having toys and stuffies is to rip them apart!!!
Love Milo :)

Hoke said...

Oh yeah come to our house where we are going through them one by one!!!

Sagira said...

Good job! We love killing stuffies over here to.

Murray's Mouth said...

Squeeker removal is one of our biggest jobs too! MUST-CONQUER-SQUEEKER....

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, great job dismantling those toys! Yes, yes, yes, this is totally the bestest thing to do with a new toy. Gotta pull off pieces and parts and go for the squeekers. I think you did great and the proof is in the pix.
BTW: Frankie, looking most dapper in that pix of you! Very handsome, cuz.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

The Websters said...

Shredding toys is the best!

Nora

Two French Bulldogs said...

mom is laughing so hard...nutty! The snowmans were bound to get it sooner or later
Benny & Lily

Amber DaWeenie said...

HeHeHe.....We was just barkin' bout that, especially after Mom got up this morning and found stuffie guts all over the living room. It was like a snowstorm in here!

:)

Nola said...

Destuffing squeakies is a must!
Nola

Barb said...

Oh Dear Me you are very brave boys, of course toys are made to be ripped apart, but my you were very disrespectful to your Mum, remember it is she who fixes them, buys you new ones and most of all it is your Mum who gets your dinner and snakes at the store, then gives them to you We Billy & Toby Baker know this already and we are only puppies, but them our Mum can be very tough and mean, makes us sit down nice and quite before she will feed us, torture I tell you torture.
Hugs Billy & Toby Baker

Dexter said...

Those stuffies don't stand a chance with two badger dogs like you intent on mayhem.

Kisses,
Dexter

Casey said...

I never understand why humans give us toys and then get upset when we play with them!

Mollie said...

BOL, your toys look just like mine and they always need fixing. At least that's one less Snow monster for next year..BOL xx00xx

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