Our GRRRREAT Furends... Milo, Dixie, & Newby sent a Pressie Package... that was SUPPOSED to be Just fur our Mom and Dad... butt... just you wait and see what ALL was in that Pressie Package... THIS is how it Looked when Mike the UPS guy brought it to our hill.. and to get his Cookies. Mom Always gives Mike Cookies when he delivers.
WOW... It looks EXCITING and TOP Secret and stuffs... doesn't it???? I was afraid I would Kill Somethingy so I had Ol'Sure Shot... open it CAREFULLY with his knife. and GUESS WHAT was IN THERE?????????????????????
1. Onion and Pepper Relish... to serve over CREAM CHEESE.. 2. HOT Pepper Jelly.. also to serve with CREAM CHEESE Cream Cheese??? HEY: I thought this was a pressie package fur my mom and dad... CREAM CHEESE??? WE love THAT stuffs. 3. VANILLA PEARS... OMD THOSE look FABULOUS.. I just KNEW this was gonna get my Mom and Dad's Undies all in a bunch... and it DID.... BUTT WAIT... there's MORE... Look below the jars.. do you see those DACHSHUND MEASURING SPOONS??? HOLY GWALK A MOLEY...
When Ernie and I showed mom and dad all these WONDERFUL and .... OVERY exciting pressies... they were going WILD... and I think my mom PEED in her Undies... Ernie and I stayed WAY far away while they were going OOOOOOOH and AHHHHHHHHH and OMD and WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and LOOK AT THIS ... and stuffs.
We didn't want to get
YES, Ernie STILL folds every toy... that is Long Enough. I don't know why he does it... butt he ALWAYS folds toys in HALF or THIRDS and then walks around the house with them in his mouth... fur HOURS. He thinks Ostrich is REALLY REALLY fun and a true Challenge to Fold what with the long neck and TWO (it still has them both) Legs.
Milo, Dixie, Newby, and Miss SHELLE... Fur the WONDERFUL EXCITING FUN SPECIAL Pressie Package. It REALLY made Mom and Dad and ERNIE and ME VERY Happy Campers.
PeeS... I'll BET Mom never EVER sticks those FANGtastic Dachshund Measuring Spoons in any salt or sugar or spices though. She ALREADY has them on the Kitchen Window Ledge... fur everybuddy to SEE... butt NOT Touch!!! I'm just sayin.