HEY.... It's ME Frankie Furter... and THIS is Ernie and I Meeting Sagira at the Zanesville Fieldhouse Agility Trials... Where Miss Sagira WON her DOUBLE Q !!! WHOOOOO HOOOOOO
Sagira Girrrrl YOU ROCK. Oh yes, I furgot to say that My SISTER (Sarge's Mom)Lori and my mom Drove Ernie and Me to the IN THE FURS MEETING with Sagira. My Sister Lori just LOVED Sagira (and her Mom and Dad). She is all very much excited beclaws this is the furst time she has EVER met any of Sarge's Furends. Now I DO have a TON more stuffs to tell you about This Day... butt I will try to do that Tomorrow... OK?? I PAWmise it will be worth the wait.
BUTT NOW... Today is the FURST DAY of DECEMBER... and you all know what THIS means... Whine Whimper... Out came the SNOWMEN... fur our Annual ThanksDeerMas Family get together... Sooooo if I (Frankie Furter) have to put up with like 87 Bazillion SNOWMEN.. You are gonna have to SUFFER through this with me... misery loves Company you know.
As if my mom didn't ALREADY have ENOUGH Snowmen thingys... Crazy LORI had to go and give my mom somethingy ELSE all SNOWMAN Covered...
Look At THIS.... Now the DishLicker Thingy won't run... without being POLLUTED with SNOWMEN!
And you can't Blow your Nose without SNOWMEN..
Or even cut open a Snack Bag without having to use Snowmen Scissors... This is a MAD HOUSE I tell you... An INSANE Snowman FILLED Mad House... ... Do you doubt me...???? Well Just WAIT.. It gets WORSE.
The only BRIGHT spot in my life right now is that Francine and Ernestine have LEFT. They gathered up all their Ribbons and Furs Brushes and PILES of Clothes and Furs Decorations and the (FINALLY) went back to Francine's New Dawg House that is now all built and painted and decorated and stuffs. This is her house here in Ohio.. which is only about 87 miles from my hill..(NOT FAR ENOUGH, if you ask ME). Francine says.... SHIVER SHAKE that they are gonna stay in OHIO until after the Furst of the Year... so that she can Bring Ernie's Cussin Ernestine to visit him... OFTEN during the holidays.. OMD OMD OMD... My life is in ruin.. SNOWMEN.. and FRANCINE. SHEEEEESH.
So at LEAST I'm gonna be able to read some blogs and make pawments and stuffs. I am REALLY glad about that.
PeeS... Sarge, Chief of Pawlice couldn't come to visit fur ThanksgivingDeerSeasonChristmas... beclaws he had to be ON DUTY... he wanted to be sure that deputies Zona and Bert were able to have time with their families on Thanksgiving. Don't worry though Lori packed up ALL of his Pressie Packages and he Will have them... SOON. I'm just Sayin'