Before I start... we are in a Big Rain event again... and that means that I may or May Not have innernut service. It depends on how THICK the clouds are and stuffs. So IF I am not around.. that will be Why. We may even get some of Khyra's favorite stuffs * * * * * * * * on Wednesday.. BRRRRRRRRRRR
Today Ernie is FOUR months old. He has been MY PUPPY fur 7 WEEKS. I thought I would tell you a little STORY about him... Better go Pee before you go any farther though... It is VERY MUCH Exciting and pretty darned FUNNY too. I'm just sayin.
We have this RED Laser Pointer thingy fur Ernie... so he can have some Zoomies and stuffs... when I am bizzy doing my work. Mom sorta has Ernie Thinkin that if HE touches the thingy with his nose... HE can make it come in.. hehehe That is pretty funny to watch. Mom turns is off and Ernie Races over and bumps the thingy and SHE turns it On Again.. Butt Ernie THINKS he is the one that is doin it. PUPPIES are Easy to TRICK you know.... BaaaaaaWaaaah. My sister Lori was here when mom did this.. and she has told Sarge all about it.
Do you remember when I took my mom and my two legged sister LORI to see Sagira do HER Agility TRIALS?? I'm thinkin that Ernie must have been payin WAY more attention than we THOUGHT.
BECLAWS.... the other night I was Bizzy and I told my mom... Ernie needs to go OUT to Pee and then he needs some LIGHT Zoomies... So she took him out, and he Peed and then he came in and was doing REALLY FAST Zoomies all around the TV room... and especially around his tan Nappin bed... and he was goin soooooo fast and was sooooo intent on his Zoomies that.....
SUDDENLY POOP CAME Shootin RIGHT OUT...
Now Ernie was going So Fast that he was half way around the tan bed... before IT hit the floor!!
He was goin SOOOOOO fast that he was BACK AROUND the BED... before he could SLOW DOWN and GUESS WHAT HE DID....
ERNIE.... JUMPED that TURDle !!!!!
YES he really DID... he totally Cleared it!!!
Ernie can fur real jump TURDles.
MY Ernie can do AGILITY... TURDles!!!!
My mom was laffin soooooo hard about this UNEXPECED Poop that I thought she would FAINT. She scooped Ernie up and rushed him to the door and he ran out and FINISHED his job... mom gave him his Cheese fur Pees treat.. and then came in and PICKED UP the TURDle and got Rid of it.
I wanted to SAVE it and have it BRONZED... butt my FLAKY old mom took it outside and put it in OUR poop sculpture pile. Pfffffffffffft.
NO SCOLDING of course... mom says when youngun's get to playin she totally understands that..... Sometimes.... POOP Happins. Whew.
I am soooooo proud of my boy... he JUMPED a TURDle. I have some VIDEO fur you.
I furget what the furst video is about. I guess it will be a Surprise to ME too. hehehe This next one... IF it shows up is of Ernie doing his Lazer Zoomies... BUTT of course there won't be any TURDle jumping... I don't suppose THAT will EVER happen again... and NEVER when the flashy beast was rollin. THIS Video thingy looks REALLY FUNKY to me... as I'm settin it up here. I really HOPE it shows up.