Wednesday, September 28, 2011

More Deer stuffs...

This is what I'm talkin.... FRESH ANTLERS.... Now some of you were askin... and the answer is YES.... you CAN find "Shed" antlers in the woods... and YES they are Just as delicious and just as safe as the ones that are brought in... fresh. ALSO: if any of you are interested in learning to Can the meat.. just send me an EMAIL.. and My Mom will walk you through the process... She does NOT do it the way the Blue Ball Canning books says to do it. ALSO... you MUST have a Pressure Canner not just a hot water bath canner. OK???
AND.... Yesteday... I had my mom make Foods JUST FUR ME.. (Frankie Furter).
Here is how she did it... She had ALREADY cooked the Neck and the Ribs and the leg bones... and picked off all the Meats... and SAVED the BROTH fur cannin. So she got up yesterday morning and went out to my garden and picked a BUNCH of Nice FRESH PARSLEY. She put that in the Food Pawcessor... with 4 fresh apples. And went Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

While she was doing this stuffs... I was out in the sunshine with one of my antlers and one of my Deer Bones... In case you were wondering.
So then she put in the meat chunks... and WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR do you see those delicious BONES there??? Those will be in the freezer fur me to have ... ANOTHER DAY.
Then she started Mixin in the other stuffs... Like Parmesan Cheese and powdered milk
and... Cranberries and a can and a half of Pumpkin... Those are fur the Anti Accidents (like the Parsley is) beclaws you know how peeps get when we have an Accident. and the Pumpkin is fur my Poop Shooter too. Then she put in some Molasses... just beclaws she LOVES ME.. and she Mixed and Mixed and Mixed and then.... she put it in Jars...
and CANNED it fur me. I now have 16 Pints of Delicious Foods...
Besides my gnawing on bones... and Antlers. I eat like a KING I tell you. Of course I can't have deer EVERY day... Mom mixes up my supper foods... Some nights I have Beef Liver and Barley foods.... Some nights my Slammin' Sammin.(gotta have FISH to keep my mentals sharp). and Some nights I have Chicken foods ... I keep all that stuffs in the Freezer in special FRANKIE FURTER BAGS.. hehehe
I am not allowed to bring my bones inside... butt I don't have a clue as to why that is... Do YOU?
Butt EVERY night my mom goes out and puts my bones INSIDE my Safe Play area Fence... so that other... fur folks won't come by and STEAL them.
So while mom was fixin and cannin MY FOODS... she was ALSO makin a HOOOOOGE pot of Deer Meat and Broth... and BARLEY and Veggies soup. So they will be eating that stuffs fur like 87 days or somethingy like that.
Now here is the grand total of what came from Ol' Sure Shot's well aimed Arrow...
17 quarts of canned meat fur turning into all Kinds of grrrreat foods.... (like the Barley Soup)
7 quarts of Broth fur soups and stews and NOODLES
2 18 inch tenderloins.... fur havin with Gravy and stuffs... 4 different batches of that stuffs!!
6 steaks... that dad gave to his huntin buddy
My 16 Pints of Canned Foods
My Fresh Bones... fur gnawin on and
My Cooked Bones ... that are in the freezer.
AND... have I mentioned that my mom's new batch of Sour Dough Bread & PanCake STARTER... is NOW officially Ready... fur her to START BAKIN BREAD???? From October until May... THAT is the ONLY BREAD that we Eat... except fur the Light Rolls and Buns that she Also Bakes. Those are Not sour dough though. BUTT I like em anyway. (Mom has been TENDING the Sour Dough Starter fur TWO WEEKS now.) BaaaaWaaaaah.
Now... when Jim the Grinch Guy (who is our furend) pulls out the Wood Splitter... and Dad hauls it up here to work on our Wood Pile ... we will be all set fur WINTER!!!
PeeS..... did you notice my CLOCK??? That is the one that my beloved Ruby and Penny gave me fur OUR ANNIVERSARY... in case you might have furgotten.


Ruby and Penny said...

Wow. You are going to have a good winter Frank. Everthing sounds & looks delish.
Love Ruby & Penny

Finn said...

Wow, that looks so so yummy! You have it so good!

Princess Jasmine said...

Woo hoo, party over at yours then. We can stay for the winter hee he :)xx

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, Mamaw has definitely got some game in the kitchen! You lucky pooch. That all looks totally delish and I can almost smell it here in my house. Tell Papaw Pantslegs how much you appreciate his hunting skills too!
Grr and a Drooling Woof,
Sarge, COP

Minnie and Mack said...

Boy are we impressed with your cooking mama! Send her our way. The canned foodables for you sound FANTASTIC! Such a lucky boy, you are.

Your mama must spend her whole day in the kitchen just for you.

drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Hound Girl said...

Oh thank you so much for answering our questions! Scott is going deer hunting soon and we will tell him to pick up the antlers off the ground then for us!! I wasnt sure if it was safe to do that or if we needed ones that were treated with something.

THANK YOU and omg enjoy your food!!

HoundDogMom said...

Wow, you will be eating like "KING" this winter. Your Mom's is so sweet to make you all them yummy things. You are pretty luck to have a Mom's and Dad's that do so much for you. Have a great day and enjoy your bones. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Amber DaWeenie said...

You won't go hungry, Frankie.

Da Momma still sees BAMBI when someone mentions DEER! Oh well, what cans me do???

Agnes B Bullock said...

We had the venison leftovers from our picnic last night, with beef gravy and rice! WHN loves it and Dad licked his bowl, just like we did! We of course had lots of the venison- WHN didn't want us to starve!

Thanks to your Mom, we had fresh veggies all summer! (WHN was inspired by your Mom's garden and is looking forward to ripping up the yard for next year's veg! AND she is going to can!)

Kari in Vegas said...

you are one lucky pup! Someday mine will get antlers


Anonymous said...

I LOVE to gnaw on antlers- they're my favorite treat.

Remington said...

You certainly are getting ready for winter!

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Oh My Frankie ... you sure be safe n stuff during the winter months. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

FYI: I will add this blog post to the Tasty Tuesday HOP. Golden Woofs

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Frankie, did you say you have some extra room there at your place for four well-behaved sibes? We are seriously thinking we need to move to your place.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Benny and Lily said...

You have one talented mom over there.
Benny & Lily

Corbin said...

Wow... that's a lot of yummy noms!

houndstooth said...

You're sure eating well at your house! Enjoy!


Peggy Frezon said...

Oh my gosh that is so cool! I can't cook toast. But that all looks wonderful and best of all healthy. I've got to try to get Kelly an antler but they are expensive!We don't have any deer wandering around the city here shedding antlers!

scotsmad said...

You are all set for winter...let it snow!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Hi Mr Frankie, Mum says you are putting her to shame. Our human siblings are asking why doesn't she cook as good for them as your mum and dad do for you! Hehehe.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Momma Tea (also Ronnii and Uji whose open ids wont work) said...

I think we all want to come live with you now Frankie

Momma Tea
xxx x xxx

Anonymous said...

WOW! Just WOW!

I wish I could come over and visit! It all looks DELICIOUS!


Bailey Be Good! said...

Wowserz! You DO eat like a king!!

Happy Wednesday woofs & hugs, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

Maggie Mae said...

OoH My Doggies! Frankie you gets home made food? I am full of da jellyness!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Asta said...

Oh my Dog Fwankie
You suwe do eat like a KING this will be a most glowious wintew fow you, wif a nice wawm fiwe to keep you cozy and those faboolicious foodables you awe set!!!! Youw Mom is cleawly a mastew chefess and you awe one lucky guy!!!!

I am nevew allowed boneses, beclaws we don't have an outside and plus, when I did twy eating them, I got soopew wunny bumbum sick..I think I'm doomed to boowing kibble
enjoy each bite fow all of us
smoochie kisses
pee ess, you can bowwow my sootcase anytime

Mr. Pip said...

Uh Frankie, can you pick me up at the bus station? I will there by morning. All I get around here is lousy broiled chicken!

Your hungry and deprived pal, Pip

Rubie said...

Wow Frankie - you must be one loved pet!! Look at all that trouble your peeps go to for your foodables.....I don't see my mum doin' anythings like that :-(

Still I shouldn't complain - I get fresh meats and sammin too - only mainly from the store - my mum refuses to give me stuffs that come in cans and packets with all that preservative numbered chemical stuffs!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie (Giiirrrlllll)

Jazzi said...

WOW!! You certainly have been busy and yes, I would say that you eat like a KING!! Tell your mom to slow down she is making us tired!! BOL

Jazzi and Addy

Anonymous said...

Hi there Frankie

Your mom sounds incredible. Please can I come and live with yoo?

Dreaming of Antlers and Broth now...


Anonymous said...

You eat like a KING Frankie! Droolin all over the puter now. That stuff even looks good smeared! You Dad is an ace shot! I had some deer last season. No my pawrents don't hunt but have some land they lease out to hunters and last year I got a neck. Butt it wasn't cut up. You should have seen Mom out in the back yard whackin away at it with an axe. BOL! I tell ya, I stood back and just waited for the pieces to fly out of the sky at me. She made a really big mess. Says no more deer unless its cut up first! Aw shucks Mom :(

Right now we have a guide who bought gator hunting rights to the family pond. I haven't gone butt I hear it's WILD! They get them to come out by playing gator mating music in the black of night. Sounds way scary to me! :O

Your stuff sounds a lot like the stuff Mom makes for me. Veggie Glop Breakfast Burgers. My meat's raw but otherwise a lot of the same ingredients :D

Luv your special clock :D

Waggin at ya,

Sagira said...

All this talk about food is making us hungry. Enjoy all 16 cans of your yummy food, I bet that will last you a year!