This is what I'm talkin.... FRESH ANTLERS.... Now some of you were askin... and the answer is YES.... you CAN find "Shed" antlers in the woods... and YES they are Just as delicious and just as safe as the ones that are brought in... fresh. ALSO: if any of you are interested in learning to Can the meat.. just send me an EMAIL.. and My Mom will walk you through the process... She does NOT do it the way the Blue Ball Canning books says to do it. ALSO... you MUST have a Pressure Canner not just a hot water bath canner. OK???
AND.... Yesteday... I had my mom make Foods JUST FUR ME.. (Frankie Furter).
Here is how she did it... She had ALREADY cooked the Neck and the Ribs and the leg bones... and picked off all the Meats... and SAVED the BROTH fur cannin. So she got up yesterday morning and went out to my garden and picked a BUNCH of Nice FRESH PARSLEY. She put that in the Food Pawcessor... with 4 fresh apples. And went Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
While she was doing this stuffs... I was out in the sunshine with one of my antlers and one of my Deer Bones... In case you were wondering.
So then she put in the meat chunks... and WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR do you see those delicious BONES there??? Those will be in the freezer fur me to have ... ANOTHER DAY.
Then she started Mixin in the other stuffs... Like Parmesan Cheese and powdered milk
and... Cranberries and a can and a half of Pumpkin... Those are fur the Anti Accidents (like the Parsley is) beclaws you know how peeps get when we have an Accident. and the Pumpkin is fur my Poop Shooter too. Then she put in some Molasses... just beclaws she LOVES ME.. and she Mixed and Mixed and Mixed and then.... she put it in Jars...
and CANNED it fur me. I now have 16 Pints of Delicious Foods...
Besides my gnawing on bones... and Antlers. I eat like a KING I tell you. Of course I can't have deer EVERY day... Mom mixes up my supper foods... Some nights I have Beef Liver and Barley foods.... Some nights my Slammin' Sammin.(gotta have FISH to keep my mentals sharp). and Some nights I have Chicken foods ... I keep all that stuffs in the Freezer in special FRANKIE FURTER BAGS.. hehehe
I am not allowed to bring my bones inside... butt I don't have a clue as to why that is... Do YOU?
Butt EVERY night my mom goes out and puts my bones INSIDE my Safe Play area Fence... so that other... fur folks won't come by and STEAL them.
So while mom was fixin and cannin MY FOODS... she was ALSO makin a HOOOOOGE pot of Deer Meat and Broth... and BARLEY and Veggies soup. So they will be eating that stuffs fur like 87 days or somethingy like that.
Now here is the grand total of what came from Ol' Sure Shot's well aimed Arrow...
17 quarts of canned meat fur turning into all Kinds of grrrreat foods.... (like the Barley Soup)
7 quarts of Broth fur soups and stews and NOODLES
2 18 inch tenderloins.... fur havin with Gravy and stuffs... 4 different batches of that stuffs!!
6 steaks... that dad gave to his huntin buddy
My 16 Pints of Canned Foods
My Fresh Bones... fur gnawin on and
My Cooked Bones ... that are in the freezer.
My Dad Did GOOOOOOOOOD!!!
AND... have I mentioned that my mom's new batch of Sour Dough Bread & PanCake STARTER... is NOW officially Ready... fur her to START BAKIN BREAD???? From October until May... THAT is the ONLY BREAD that we Eat... except fur the Light Rolls and Buns that she Also Bakes. Those are Not sour dough though. BUTT I like em anyway. (Mom has been TENDING the Sour Dough Starter fur TWO WEEKS now.) BaaaaWaaaaah.
Now... when Jim the Grinch Guy (who is our furend) pulls out the Wood Splitter... and Dad hauls it up here to work on our Wood Pile ... we will be all set fur WINTER!!!
PeeS..... did you notice my CLOCK??? That is the one that my beloved Ruby and Penny gave me fur OUR ANNIVERSARY... in case you might have furgotten.