Sunday, September 4, 2011

After Break Session...

OMD OMD...... WHO put That picture up on the Overhead???? PENNY... did YOU do that???




To find quick and easy LINKS to all of the other activities go to one of these blogs:
http://sargespeaksout.blogspot.com/
OR
http://www.sugarthegoldenretriever.com/






















OK Class.... Let's get UP and do some Stretches and some BELCHING before we Start... That should help keep you in your seats and behavin yourselves for this session. At least I HOPE it will.

Now.... as you SillyBus states... we have already covered stuffs like... GIVE AWAYS and SIGNS and CORPORATE sPAWnsorships and I have answered a couple of your questions.






Another question I was asked is..... What is your opinion of PAWlitical Parties?





Easy one to answer... I am.... ALL Fur PAWTIES. In fact around Blogville I kinda have a Reputation fur being a PAWTY ANIMAL.
Now I want to give you some other thingys to remember. I really recommend that you take NOTES... READY... ??? FURST... the BIG RULE:
ONE furperson... ONE VOTE... you are NOT allowed to OVER STUFF the ballot boxes... which is the Opposit of UN-Stuffin a toy. You can NOT Vote more than ONE time during an election.
.... You are gonna need to KISS a LOT of Kitties and Puppies.
You must be Cautious about Sniffin while you are on the CamPAIN trail. You know what I am referrin to here... I don't mean squirrels or road kill... if you get my drift.
Don't be TOO specific when you are makin Speeches..... We will address CamPAIN PAWmises when I answer Rubie's question about Truth Bending and Cover Ups and stuffs...
You must avoid PUBLIC DISPLAYS... such as Butt Scooting.
You gotta go to lots of places like Libraries, Hospitals, Nursing Homes, Dinners .Veteran's Homes, and County Fairs. SO you need to PRACTICE your Waggin and always be Well Groomed.
As I said earlier..... YOU and YOUR NAME MUST be SEEN 87 Times fur the Voters to
Remember you on Election day!!






Let us REvisit the issue of Corporate sPAWnsorship. As I told you.. My camPAINS are all sponsored by LUCY and her AMAZING Avon PAWducts. I was REALLY lucky to have gotten a SpawNSOR who is totally trustworthy!!! You WILL need a sponsor to get the Give Away stuffs and SIGNS so that your name and face are out there MORE than 87 times ... just to be SURE.. sooooooo you WILL be needing that sPAWnsor to pay fur the stuffs... BUTT here is the thingy... Let's say you get a PeeMail offering you 87 green papers fur your camPAIN stuffs and it is signed





SINCERELY,





A. Nutter, President,Rodent World.. Ready Made Nests and Pre-Packaged Nuts





WOULD YOU TAKE the Green Papers??? Sure... it's Free Right.






BUTT the next day you get ANOTHER peemail Offering you ANOTHER 87 green papers and saying THIS: Our world is full of Rodents and they are Nothing butt Nuts in Nests !!

No Problem... RIGHT beclaws we Do Believe that don't we??
Sooooo you spend that 87 green papers and they say HERE... do you want ANOTHER 87 green papers?? All you have to do is SAY.. "Do you want Nuts in Nests?? Go check out the Rodent's World.





The NEXT time that A.Nutter pee mails and offers you green papers he says... "All you gotta say is.... Go to Rodent World for all your Nest and Nut Needs!"






You gotta say it... THAT way beclaws you have Already said the words and he can PROVE you did... he just changed the order a tiny bit.





And guess what... my budding PAWlitcians??? YOU just got SQUIRRELED!





So--- WATCH OUT for WHO you take your HELP from. You don't want somethingy to come Back and BITE you on the BUTT! I'm just sayin.
I have just enough time to answer this one last question: Is a candidate allowed to VOTE fur Him/Herself?





You Bet your furs they are!!! I intend to .. VOTE FURTER fur MAYOR





PAWly Sigh class is now dismissed.





Don't furget to go to CROSSED PAWS and buy your Sand-Scripts Messages and your SLURPS... I will be giving a SMALL Prize to the one who receives the MOST SLURPS.










27 comments:

Schnauzer Days said...

Thank you so much for that Frankie, we have a lot to think about now for our own campaign - Chief and Assistant Furtling Officers :-) We decided Bloggie land might not be ready for Town Criers. These classes have been great, makes going back to school worthwhile, well...nearly ;-) Dex and Lou xxx PS Naturally you have our vote for Mayor every time!

Roo said...

Dang Frankie you really have this campaign gig down! I bet all those pawlitical wanna bees are very appreciative of your "don't get squirreled" tip! ;)

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, this is really fun but complicated stuff! I don't think I'll ever have enough brain cells fired up to be a pawlitician. I'd get squirreled fur sure! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Supreme Munk Mocker

scotsmad said...

Great lesson. Hope some for real politicians were there.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

ArtemisiaFSS said...

You sure are smart Frankie, we are going to share your sage advice with our Daddy.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You are a great professor, Frankie - we have learned so much from you. Now is it time for fall break yet? BOL

Off to study all our notes.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lighting

Pee Ess, sorry we haven't been able to pawticipate as much as we would like, but we have had a very sick grandbiped for over a week now and the Momster has been otherwise occupied. We all had a blast at the Pawm.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Pee Ess, we slurped you today:)

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Pant, pant, pant, pant... Sorry I is tardy fur class Pawfessor/Mayor Frankie Furter. I had impawtant bizziness as Secretary of Parks and Recreation by making mom clean blowdown trees from Irene off of the hiking trails. Duss I need a note from the pawk peeples to be eggkoosed fur my tardiness? I is going to study hard now to try to ketchup. I hope there be no popup quiz or nuttin. Just woofin.

road-dog-tales said...

This was a well-thunked out class, that's for sure! Our heads are spinning with all this polly sigh stuff in there now. We still think we're gonna leave the campaigning to you and we're just gonna go camping! BOL You've got our vote for sure, Frankie!

Sorry about the slow opening for the bounce house today. We had a couple of delays :) You and your brides sure did look purty in your prom duds! Hope you had fun!

The Road Dogs

houndstooth said...

Wow! That's a whole lot to think about! Those squirrels can definitely NOT be trusted!

Bunny

Julia Williams said...

Frankie -- you are one funny, smart and clever dood!! I you.

Julia Williams said...

Well what a dummy I am. I said I "heart" you and put the heart in brackets. The heart disappeared! I did not say "I you" cuz that would be silly. BOL.

George the Lad said...

OMG looks like alot of hard work Frankie, I'm one of them that sits on the steps!!so to speak.
I'll leave it to the experts, like your good self.
This School Bash has been a blast, all the bloggies taking part, and the Prawm Wow.
Blogland is one hell of a place to be. Round of a paws to all ()()()()
Have a good week
See yea George xxx

Benny and Lily said...

Franky no worries, being the Gamining Commissioners of Blogville, we will make sure you get about 87 votes. (if you know what I mean)
Benny & Lily

Momma Tea (also Ronnii and Uji whose open ids wont work) said...

Oh mi stars thats a lots to take in Frankie mee finks mee is neva gonna run fur office mee goin to leaves dat to yoo cos yoo is deffo da dawg fur da job fur sure. Butts fank yoo fur a most intrestin class
Lov
Ronnii
xxxxxx

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh my Frankie that sure was an interesting class. I just knew those darn tree rats was out to squirrel us all. But not you, you is one smart pup!

Without a doubt BIG Bro you gots my vote!

Frankie Furter for Prez, oh, what? oh ok, yea

Frankie Furter for Mayor of Blogville!!!!

woos, Tessa

Amber DaWeenie said...

You really gots all dis stuffs down, don't ya!! Me tinks me learned lots in dis class! Me will cast me vote for you, Frankie!

Bailey Be Good! said...

Dropping off some wishes for you to have a great holiday weekend! :)

Woofs & hugs, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

Kari in Vegas said...

Great class Frankie

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Sagira said...

No wonder you have 2 wives...you are such a smarty pants. :)

Ruby and Penny said...

Great class Frank.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
Pees - Thank you for taking us to the PAWM. We had a wonderful time dancing, snacking & snuggling.
Love ya
xxooxx xxooxx

Dory and the Mama said...

What a pawesome class Frankie!! You will definitely will get our vote this year and now we know all about what we need to do if we want to run in 2 years!!

Smileys!
Dory, Jakey and Bilbo

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Mmmm you said Squirreled ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

sprinkles said...

I feel all smarts and stuff now, thanks for such an excellent class!

5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

Wowsers Mayor Frankie! We hads nose idea that their was so much to running for office. You definently have our vote'ums...especially since we would be out of a job if we didn't! BOL!
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi (Secretaries of Help & Humane Services to Blogville under Mayor Frankie Furter)

Mr. Pip said...

Ruh roh, you mean I am not supposed to stuff my Cheetos wrappers in the ballot box??? And no butt scooting in public - I guess I will never be running for office. I have been know to butt scoot right down on main street and I think there are pictures to prove it!

Your pal,Pip

Oskar said...

Boy, oh, boy, I don't know how you keeps all that stuff straight. No wonder you're such a great mayor!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar