Saturday, August 20, 2011

Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee Blogville was UNDER ATTACK

PSA... emergency announcement ..... KEEP YOUR EYES EARS & SNIFFERS OPEN...

I have some very very BAD SAD news fur you..... I will NOT be showing ANY pictures of the horrible scene... beclaws I fear fainting and falling and such would be going on all around town.. and Blogville does NOT have an Emergency Squad.... YET! BUTT we ARE working on it..

Here is what seems to have happened and the Sad result.

Better go Pee furst... I'll wait fur you to get back... hummmmm humm Hummmmmmmmm tra Laa Laa deee la di doe ray ME fa sew La tea doe OH.. you're back.. that was quick. OKAY... here goes:
Last night (we believe) Blogville's Cool DRool POOL was Squirrelized.
Yes, you heard right... with some really HOT HAUTE HAWT summer days left... and our Back to School Pool Pawty planned.... EVIL VICIOUS VILE SQUIRRELS BROKE IN AND
There isn't a drop of water left in it. Pipes are shoved full of peanut shells. Drains are clogged with... SQUIRREL FURS... a hoooooooge hole was CHEWED in the middle of the Water Slide..
the diving boards are covered with... well you don't EVEN want to READ about what THEY left on the diving boards... and.... our PRIDE AND JOY... The DARLING ... kittie and puppy Pool.. is just totally FULL of Corn Cobs!!! I am just Stunned.
Fur Folks... it just breaks my heart to tell you that there is NO WAY to get this mess cleaned up in time fur the POOL PAWTY. Of course I have been in about 87 MEETINGS with EVERYBUDDY to see what could be done... I finally had to call the Dachsies With Moxie (Ginger, Tasha, Chip, and Thai) . After they heard the EXTENT of SQUIRRELISM that the pool(s) have suffered ...
It was decided that we are going to have to CANCEL.. the Pool Pawty.
Sarge, Chief of Pawlice and his Darling (he made me say that) Deputy Miss Zona are asking fur all Blogville Citizens to be on the ALERT.. They fear... furter attempts to Ruin Our Blogville Back to School BASH... and THE REMAINING ACTIVITES AND CLASSES.
They have Assured me that they are going to BEEF up patrols butt need every Blogville Eye and Ear AND Nose to be Watching and Listening and Sniffin fur any other pawsible gatherings of ...SQUIRRELS.
Blogville will NOT tolerate any MORE SQUIRRELism. I PAWmis you... we will NOT be cancelling anythingy Else... The SQUIRRELS HAVE BEEN PUT ON NOTICE... Thanks to Sarge and Zona.
YOUR Mayor, Frankie Furter.
PeeS......... SALLY ANN... PLEASE email me Re: Lang. Class frankiefurter(at)wildblue(dot)NET


K9 Katastrophie said...

Oh no! Squirrels! I am so scared!


Oskar said...

Dude, I am on it like green on grass!

Nubbin wiggles,

sprinkles said...

Oh no!!!! My boys don't pay any attention to the squirrels anymore but you can BET that I'll be keeping my eyes and ears out for 'em.

Sweet William The Scot said...
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Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh No ~ I was all in for the Pool Pawty with my new Speedo. When they saw the post on Squirrel Chasing 101 taught by Dory that probably really made them mad. They struck first. I think probably it took 87 squirrels to do all that damage.
Sweet William The Scot

Bailey Be Good! said...

Oh nooooo! SQUIRRELS!

Hope they don't spoil your weekend!

Woofs & hugs <3,

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

Sally Ann and Andy said...

As the librarians of the city, we will put out flyers to let them know they are not welcome. Bad bab bad
Sally Ann And Andy

STELLA from Down Under said...

Oh Mr Frankie, I'm sorry but I peed just reading about squirrels!! My gosh they sound terrifying. I don't think we have squirrels in Oz but we have possums and mum said they can be very dangerous too. Oh take care everybuddy. No worries (I hope), and love, Stella

scotsmad said...

We are barkless.....we should go and squash their nuts.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh Nose....Dis is jus' awful! Me knew dos nasty vill-ins should never have been put on parole! Now wee's got to go get em again. pack mate, Rusty, is crying. He was lookin' forward to his furst pool pawty.

Mr. Pip said...
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Mr. Pip said...

I was just doing a little prep work for my fitness class. Let me just put down my fries, I mean weights and I will be right over to help!

Your pal, Pip

Sagira said...

What?!?!?! No pool party? Those darn squirrels!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Those skwerrels nommed our innerwebs once when we had DSL. Yup, chewed rite thru a line a block ofur like is woz a Greenie or sumpin. Bad news, I tell you.