I spent SOOOOOOO much time perfectin my skills that I did NOT have TIME to have my... ONE PER DAY... My Tie... soooooooo I got up this morning thinkin.. I Missed my My Tie Yesterday... I guess that means that I get One this Morning and One LATER on.. like fur this evening when I am watchin the Hoolie Hoolie contests.. RIGHT... ???? You with me so far??? WELL, I'm thinkin my Wives have taken Advantage of my situation. Here is what went down. I got my My Tie and lapped it all up... which I admit left me.. a bit TIPSY... and then THEY went into action. Furst I want to show you a picture of my Canadian Cuties. You judge fur yourself...
What do you think??? Do they look like they need to visit the Nails and Furs Salon??? I'm thinkin that the look gorgeous just the way they WERE..
BUTT, Ruby and Penny... kinda WORK ME!!! Furst they said they needed my help to be sure that their Unicorn Furend and Transportation Mode, (AKA... Hula Hula)..had all the foods and water she needed. Even in my... tipsy state... I was quite willing to help. Soooo what did they do Next... they Grabbed my FURS and started pulling me across the Sandy BEACH.. and they threw my not well functioning.. sort of lacking in coordination this morning SELF into the hooooge Surf!! They were laughing the entire time.. and shouting .... we are gonna go to the Furs and Nail Salon... fur a full SPA treatment!!
CAN you believe this??? They Dumped me in the Cold Salty Sea and LEFT ME!!! Alone... LONELY... ABANDONED... and they didn't EVEN tell me WHERE this Spa place is... or WHEN they will be BACK.. I could hear them GIGGLE until they were clear out of my sight!!! Those girrrrrls KNOW how to put me in my place, I guess. SIGH
Do you think this is beclaws I had a My Tie... fur Breakfast??? Darn, I thought it would be OK.. there is FRUIT in those thingys.
What am I supposed to do now??? Whine Whimper W H I N E
HEY... Cooper, Roo, Uji, Shiloh,Dex, & Lou... Could I Hang out with you guys today?? My Wives have DUNKED and DESERTED ME!!