Monday, June 27, 2011

Pressie from... PUDDLES

Look what My Miss Patty the Letter Lady brought the other day...
It says it is from PUDDLES


I had to start opening it RIGHT AWAY...






beclaws it was a LONG Box and wasn't very much High... and I thought...



OMD Frankie... Puddles has squished herself in this box and Mailed herself off to your hill!!





I was worried that she might have been Thirsty or needing to Pee or something so I hurried.. OH NO.... YELLOW Paper... I think it am TOO LATE..




Butt WAIT... Puddles wasn't in there after all... butt this grrrreat bag of DELICIOUS TREATS WAS... BUTT WAIT.. Again.. THERE's MORE...









Look what Puddles sent to me fur My Birfday... It is an ORIGINAL GARDEN SCULPTOR.. done by that famous MichaelPLUNGElo.



I can NOT even believe that Puddles would Pull Out All the STOPS like this...













It is a RedNeck Bird Feeder... and it is a perfect companion fur..

My RedNeck Bucket Light... Don't you think???

THANK YOU PUDDLES.... I am sooooooooo not worthy!!



















36 comments:

Mango said...

Those decorations certainly are, er, unique. Hehehe.

Slobbers,
Mango

Bouncing Bertie said...

I am so relieved that the yellow paper was not what you feared.....
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Mr. Pip said...

Wow, hold on to THAT ...it will surely be worth 87 million some day!

Your pal, Pip

P.S. Thanks for your kind words about Sweet Pea. I will keep you posted.

The Monkeys said...

What a nice gift! We are glad Puddles wasn't in the box!

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, cool pressie. I can't wait to see pix of your birdies with that new feeder! I would have though Puddles might be in that box too...right size and shape! BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Mack said...

I think you just gave my redneck mom an idea!

Very sweet of Puddles to think of you!

scottishdogs said...

When we first saw the box we were certain Puddles was inside too!!! Phew it just modern art and not a dedded dawg (no offence meant Puddles).

You are a well loved little man Frankie!

Hector and gang
x

Beans4Biscuits said...

Whew! We were so worried Puddles was in that there box and it sure didn't look like it had room for her AND her beers and cheetos!

What great pressies, YAY Frankie!

Sugar the Who

P's n S's: we's still a little bits worried 'bout that decoration though...

A MilShelb Mom said...

Wow! How cool!! We think we need to get us one of those... our neighbors would just love it. lol
~Milly and Shelby

3 doxies said...

Okays...I has to say it...
I CRACKS MYSELF UP!!!!!!

I bets you nevers knew I was into art...I'm not a total redneck you knows.

You could haves saved da box to mail yourself to da Girls instead of recycling it.

Puddles

Sam and Pippen said...

You are so lucky that it was just the birdfeeder and not really Puddles!

Sam and Pippen

Stewey said...

That yellow paper had me scared at first - whew!

Stewey

Erin and Co. said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stella said...

Oh yes you are most worthy of such gifts, Mr. Mayor, most worthy!

Kisses,
Stella

Remington said...

Ah, wasn't that nice of Miss Puddles! Oh yeah, and the posts about Miss Blue Eyes made me a little jealous. I mean -- her with another Newfie! Really! I don't look a thing like him! The presents were so cool with MY name on them! Thanks, my friend! She is quite the lady! Do you think she likes me?

Barbara said...

Such cool presents!! I can't wait to see the birds come to your new feeder!

Never seen a light like that...have to try that!

Bocci said...

This is hilarious! Puddles really did "pull out all the stops"!

Peggy Frezon said...

Oh I would have thought the same thing too, that sure was a Puddles shaped box!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

I thought fur sure Puddles in the fur woz going to be dragged out of that box coz it do be pawfekt doxiedog size. But you got the next bestest thing - the redneck burd feeder! Pawsome! (She did not swipey that from the Stoopids next door, did she?) And I can tell you furstpaw them Milo treats be furry nommy.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OMD, Mom almost lost her tea all over the laptop and we KNOW what that could do - this post was hilarious. Frankie, you have such a way with words:)

Puddles sent you a great pressie, we thought maybe she was in there too, but that new feeder is just awesome.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

rottrover said...

Oh Frankie! It's the pawfect addition to your butterfly garden!!

BOL!!

houndstooth said...

Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha! Oh, that Puddles is such a card! I think she's going to mail herself to my house, though, because her family doesn't understand all the intricacies of life with a Greyhound, and she needs to come here and be with her own kind!

Bunny

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie
That gift is one of a kind, BOL
Benny & Lily

ra husky said...

Harrooo mate!! We just adore getting pressies in the mail:) #1 says woo should clip the porcupine quills about a quarter to half an inch from the surface and the barbs retract. Tell your mate Sarge to be furry careful, we are glad they do not come into our yard, yikes! have a grrreat day!!

RA & Isis

Noodles said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH. . . GASP . . . HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH . . . SIGH . . .HAHAHAHAHAHA
You CRACK me up Frankie (and Puddles). To be honest,I thought Puddles might have mailed herself too especially I noted she was MIA for an unspecified amount of time.
Love Noodles

SAS....Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

What fun, Frankie, but we are sad that Puddles wasn't in the package for you. We loved the Red Neck things........yup, we are Red Necks!!!!!!

Love to all at your house.

mayziegal said...

BWAHAHAHAHA! That is TOO much! I luvs it. I wouldn't have been surprised if it HAD been Puddles in that box, though. That totally sounds like some ker-azy idea she'd come up with.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Sagira said...

haha...that is great. Puddles seems to have a great sense of humor.

ps. I thought the box could have had Puddles in it to!

road-dog-tales said...

OMD! That is too funny! We just knew Puddles had mailed herself to you! BOL But a Redneck Birdfeeder - now that's ALMOST as good :)

The Road Dogs

scotsmad said...

We thought it was Puddles in that box too. Or that she was getting rid of Albert or Whitney....heeheehee.

Great Bird Bath. It'll attract all sorts of little birdies....that you can chase!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

sprinkles said...

OMD, when I first saw that long box, my first thought was that Puddles must've come for a visit!

What a cute birdfeeder!

Asta said...

Fwankie
i can't even believe you got a spectacoolaw awt piece like that fwom Puddles..i was scawed fow a minute when I saw the yellow papews
thank dog ouw feews wewe not founded
smoochie kisses
ASTA

the booker man said...

mr. frankie!

i totally thought it was gonna be miss puddles in the box, too, especially with the yellow papers!! so where are you gonna put your way awesome redneck bird feeder? oh, and are you gonna fill it up with beers? bwuahahahaaaa!

*woof*
the booker man

Zona said...

"OH NO.... YELLOW Paper... I think it am TOO LATE.." BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wags,
Zona

Hannalei said...

I totally LOL'd! :)

Hound Girl said...

BOL this is hilarous and so funny. This was a great post! Thank you so much for the laughs from start to finish!!! I love it!