Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Mr. Toy Hog... TRAINING Post...

Okey Dokey.... this is fur my newest FUREND Mr. Jeremy who is Sagira and Bokeh and Starr's dad. You will be able to click the LINK to see all about this SITUATION that I needed to FIX. You See Mr. Jeremy USED to do some thingys WRONG. He would have Miss Christina run the Flashy Beast and make Videos of HIM... opening Sagira and Bokeh and Starr's Prize Pressie Packages... HE... would...{{{GASP}}} take the super stuffs out and HOLD them up and not let them have THEIR stuffs until HE was finished with them. TOLD YOU he REALLY needed TRAINING. I mean REALLY... WE know how to open stuffs and get OUR thingys OUT.. He was just being a... {{{{{ TOY HOG }}}} and that can NOT be pawmitted. So the very second that I met Mr. Jeremy at the Pet Expo.. I had a HOOOOOGE Talk with him... and guess what... He actually LISTENED to me and LEARNED instantly!! He totally reformed... right on the spot!!! So then he wanted to practice... beclaws that is impawtant... and THIS is how he did it!!! Mr. Jeremy went right off and got me this WONDERFUL Pressie Package!!! So that he could SEE that WE do not need HELP and that being a TOY HOG is not nice... SOOOOO just in case YOUR peep(s) need this training... here is how it went. Furst there was the CARD... SEE.... WE can read our Names... No help needed with that.. AND Look at this.... THIS is what was INSIDE the card.. NICE Pawmenship!!
This is ME (Frankie Furter) showing Mr. J. how to get into a BAG... WITHOUT... help.
AND how I (WE DAWGS) can get our stuffs out... by ourselves... and OMD what grrreat stuffs THIS was... They are really SPECIAL MILKBONES... not the cheap old regular kind... Nope... no help from ANY peep needed with THIS....
I thought I was gonna FAINT when I sniffed the bag!!
AND THEN>>>>> I finished opening my pressie and can you even pawsibly believe that any of US would need help with something so terrrific as THIS???? NOPE... No TOY HOG required. I can do THIS Pawt by myself.
THANK YOU Mr. J and Miss C and Sagira and Bokeh and STARR. What a super thingy to remember my day with.
AND Check this out... My new Furend has a CAP ON.... Just like...
I did fur my big day. WE were like TWINS!!!! Now HOW do you suppose...????/
they knew that I would be dressed like this??? THANK YOU... my very good and thoughtful furends for the super pressies... AND... CONGRATULATIONS.. Sagira and Bokeh, and Starr fur having such a SMART Dad... who learned not to be a TOY HOG... in JUST ONE DAY!

PeeS.... you be SURE to go to Sagira's link above.. you will .... FLIP... when you see the MOVIE of Bokeh's auntie... and all that She can do!!

PeePeeS... Thank you Khyra fur introducing me to Sagira and her furmily.


K9friend said...

I do not doubt for one minute that you, Frankie, are the most expert pressie opener!


Amber DaWeenie said...

Frankie....were you watching my video in my last post on how to open pressies? Well, let's face it....we HOT DOGS jus' nose how to get it right witout da help of da hoomans1

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

You are an excellent trainer, Frankie. We hope to see Bokeh and Sagira opening their own presents in the future. Great pressies for our Mayor too! It must have been fun meeting Sagira and Bokeh. We are so very impressed with Bokeh's Auntie Elektra Blu - she is really good!

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Hound Girl said...

Dude Frankie that was a great demonstration of how to open prezzies and not to be a toy hog.

Those treats look yummy but I would need the whole bag in one sitting to fill me up hehehehe :)


Mack said...

Look at that huge bag of biscuits!
If you need any help with them, just holler!


Shawnee the Shepherd said...

It do be amazing how fast some hoomans can be trained. Just goes to show that you CAN teach a, ummmm, more mature two-legger new tricks. Nice job Frankie!

3 doxies said...

Hehehehe...I was gigglin' da whole way through dis. Hoomans can be so silly and so unsmart sometimes. Nows, How come you don't gets to sit on da table to open your pressies likes me? Must tells your mom to do dat.
I will haves to go meet your new furiends, I hopes they'll like me.

My mum is overs here grumblin and grippin cuz her just had to go buy new hair rollers...bwhahahahahahaha!


Sammy, Andy and Shelly said...

YAY..........What a haul, Frankie!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh, Franky, my tummy hurts from laughing. You are an excellent present opener. Just fantastic. :)

Jazzi said...

Good thing you were there to help him out!! Yes, we can do things on our own WTG Frankie and waht a great pressie you got. ENJOY and I will drive right over in my vertible to have some doggie treats with ya!! Ha! Dont worry, I will leave Dog-zilla at home so you wont have to worry bout your stuffie there!!


Three Dogs Long said...

Well, it's obvious you've had lots and lots of practice opening prezzies!

Now...if you need some help with treaties...just give us a holler!

(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Benny and Lily said...

Very instructional Frankie. Sharing those biscuits?
Benny & Lily

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, cool job teaching the old human new tricks! Get it?!? Anyway, I'm glad he was a good student. Nice pressies by the way!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

road-dog-tales said...

What great pressies! Good thing Mr. J learns quickly. He wouldn't want to get between a doxie and huge bag of TREATS, right? Love the loofah dog with the sporty cap :)

The Road Dogs

houndstooth said...

What a big day! Did you need to sleep for 87 hours after all that excitement and training?


♥ Sallie said...

Cutest twins ever!


Kari in WeHo said...

you sure are great at opening gifts!


Anna the GSD said...

I learned a lot from your techniques! Wowza!

Corbin said...

Super cool pressie! I love opening them... it's the best part!

Julia Williams said...

Frankie, you got some great pressies and you open them so nicely. Every doggie could learn from you!

Sagira said...

hehe.I will have to show this one my dad. He is going to giggle. Glad that you and my dad are friends again. We got to go shopping with him and mom to pick out your pressies. :)

Asta said...

You must have had a vewy pewsuasive talk wif Mw.Jewemy.
He cewtainly is a quick leawnew and I'm so glad you awe demonstwating fow those hoomans who awe still pwessie hogs.

I love what they sent you and cleawly , you need no help in weading and opening evewything fow youwself
They awe lovely fwiends
smoochie kisses

Oskar said...

Wow, what great stuffs & a great lesson learned!

Nubbin wiggles,

Anonymous said...

Wowee! I'm most impressed with Mr. J and how quick-like he learns! But then, you're a really, really good teacher abouts such things, Frankie. I bet Sagira and Bokeh and Starr are REAL thankful that you taught him not to be a toy hog.

Wiggles & Wags,

Mr. Pip said...

I like your new friend, Frankie. You do kind of look like twins in your caps.

Your pal, PIp

Lorenza said...

You are the best Frankie!
It took only one session and he was reformed!
Pawesome and yummy presents from them!
Kisses and hugs

Anonymous said...

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