Saturday, February 12, 2011

Thank Dawgness fur Microchips!!!

As the MangoMinster 2011 Winners are being announced... I'm starting to think of...

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PERKS!!!
I hope you are all making your READERS CHOICE VOTES... it's your civic duty.
I am also thinkin that.... HOPEFULLY... WINTER is winding down.. Be SURE that you have packed your Snow Locker... FULL... Think Cold Miserable WHITE ... NOW... and you will be able to flip the switch in July and August and be all COOL.


I stomp mind all down good and tight so that I have enough to cool the house all summer.

Your moms and dads will be soooooooo proud of you when they flip the switch and are saving all those green papers... beclaws they will be cool fur FREE.
Now about that Microchip thingy... I am sooooooo glad that I thought of this. Here I am all Sea Quest Heard... in a location unknown... even to me... (Onnna Counta the bag Mango put over my head) and I had NO Idea how I was gonna get out of HERE and TO HICBAR fur Alien's big Valentine's Bash. You can Click the Blue link to learn all about this.
Then I suddenly remembered my MICROCHIP.. and I sent my secret number to Alien. He was able to Track Back To Me and .... he just BEAMED me to his Ship. How cool is that. He says that he can send me back and forth in like 87 seconds... so I won't miss anythingy on Hicbar OR miss any of Mr. Master's Wood Working Lessons. TOLD YOU IT WAS COOL!!!
Alien is just the best in ANY Universe. See you at the Pawty!!!



22 comments:

Mango said...

Dude! Get off the air conditioner already. It isn't spring yet. Although I fear that the bad winter will only lead to a super hot summer.

Slobbers,
Mango

Mr. Pip said...

I fear Mango is right about the cold winter leading to a HOT summer.

We are on our way to the pawty now. I am calling you from the intergalactic space phone ...wait a minute I think I just saw you zap by our window. See you there!!!

Your pal, Pip

Amber DaWeenie said...

I sure hope dat nothin goes wrong wit all dat zappin and stuffs. I would hate to haves to pick up 87 gazzilion pieces of.....Frankie!

houndstooth said...

Blueberry and I have been having a great time at the party! They have frothy little drinks with umbrellas there!

I wouldn't mind some warm air about now! Hey Mango, we already had a super hot summer! Gah!

Bunny

houndstooth said...

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♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Whew - thank dogness Alien came to the rescue.

We have a big warmup coming this week too, and we are sad because our snow will all be gone. But it could finally mean a chance for some nice walks with the Momster.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh dear - we can't git that image that Amber DaWeenie left in our doggy mindz of Mayor Frankie in 87 gazillion piecez - a snout here an'a paw there, while the tail iz over here - all flyin'thru space. Du b careful Mr. Frankie sir - don't want all that space zappin'tu cause any problemz.

Like our neighborz the OP Pack, we haz a warm-up on the way. Mom sez the snow will all go away - we r so ready - we were outside earlier this mornin'so we cood scoop it all up an'keep it fer the summer to cool us.

Sammy and Andy said...

Happy Saturday, handsome dude!!!!!!!!!

xxxxxxx

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, cute pix of you on the air conditioner. I think you may have to wait a while though...here it was -4 yesterday and today we have about 5 inches of snow. Still snowing!!! Hang in there and think Spring!
Grr and a Chilly Woof,
Sarge, COP

Alien said...

Thank you! It promises to be a most unusual event. I invited guests from all over the universe. See you there!

Yours,

ronniisramblings said...

Wot da heck is a snow locker ? Mee has no ideas wot dem is or wots dem do ?

Is dat cos mee is in da YooKay ?

Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

Minna Krebs said...

Frankie.....I keep looking fur you at da pawty! Are you still in da kissing booth line??? Its getting awfully long.

I will be over by the pizza bone tray.....see you soon

scotsmad said...

Does it hurt to be beamed?

XXXOOO Daisy, kendra & Bella

Asta said...

Fwankie
You awe so helpful to youw pawnets I'm suwe they will use all those gween papews they save fow tweats fow you, heheh
I can't believe Alien's mom is the queen..I haven't pwacticed my low bows..sheeeshI hope she doesn't mind
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Remington said...

Can't ever plan too far ahead! Get that thing ready it's going to be hot real soon!

Pibble said...

Let's see. I just saw Puddles in her blonde wig and now you're in a white wig - what's happening in Blogville? It must be the snow...

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Who knew microchips could do that? Beam me up! Beam me up. Beam me up? It duss seem like mine has a malfuncshun.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Frankie!
I have to agree with our friends!
It looks like we are going to have a very hot summer!
Glad Alien found you!
See you at the party!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sagira said...

Pheww...it sure is a good thing you thought of that.

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Mr. Justice Frankie Furter, you never cease to amaze! Abby had no idea that Alien had the technology to beam you out of your Sea Quest Heard location. After all the stress you have been under, we sincerely hope the Alien party will help Your Honor to relax and reinvigorate. As you know, Abby took a much needed little break herself, although Cousin Pretty Girl remained on guard to protect your Sea Quest Heard location and your honorable self. We're sure Alien can protect you while you are his guest.

We're all going to be wishing we had snow lockers come August. That's why you're such a effective mayor; you're always thinking!

Abby sincerely hopes that Your Honor was not inconvenienced by her exercise of her official duties during Mango Minster. Abby
tried to always act in the best interests of all the judges, of Mango Minster, and of that Great Fraternity & Sorority of the Bar.

Jed & Abby

Benny and Lily said...

Frankie it never fails you crack us up
Benny & Lily

George the Lad said...

I have enjoyed MM, catch up with you at the party, what a place he has!!!
See Yea George xxx